Loves a challenge

Man in Coventry, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Hey y'all thanks for stopping to read this blurb about mois, not that its going to make you feel anymore or less attracted to me, let's face it girls, words on a profile don't make you swing, it's the pics of a willy or such ting or maybe a touch of bling bling !!

Me myself & I ::::

Just an update, I may be a little dim, but I don’t know Wh so many men are looking at my profile, just to be clear I’m not Gay, Bi or even Tri, I’m straight love punani, pum pum, boobs a women’s voice smile kiss, touch and screams moans of a real woman !!!

I'm not pretentious so don't class myself as a model or hunk, down to earth and into funk...e, a bit jazz razzmatazz, love that house, rock and roll seek WOMEN for good times is my goal.

5 ft 8, good food pon di plate, body average not looking for no horse and carriage or baggage for that matter ..

Bald head not hot head good in the bed... let's see. Clean and discreet not smelly, slight belly (but working on it) like the gym wanna be slim ish, but like that sweet, dish !! I like to have a drink but not like a fish ...too much ish..ish

love to hear women larfin make women larf personality wise I like to laugh giggle howl both have a lovely barf wrapped up after just in a hot towel.

more of funny fucker that doesn't fuck funny just likes a good suck and lick that's what makes me tick. So I'm a decent laugh, but deadly serious no time wasters as it gets me vexed and can is damn tedious.

Naughty 40 loves life, and naigh got that wife or girl for life ...yet I love the great outdoors up the moors, in more ways than , no cheap whores or dodgy doors on council estate. No screaming or shouting just creaming or touting.

I work hard, I work nights, don't like fights more like sun sea n flights n bites from girls in tights and bra hahaha hehehe.

YSL, Armani , polo, they call me solo Fashion I love, good smellies even down to mi wellies.

I'm OCD, it will be plain to see, just strip me down in that birthday suit, have no spiders around ma fruit.

Clip ma toes trim ma lows n thighs, like ma highs clean shaven, like ma head as I said.

And you n them n we

So what I would like ::::

Woman, women couples and truffles. Want them like me fun n frolics and not chatting bollicks

I don't mind Big just no stig, of the dump who lives in the dump, and can't be arsed to pump a weight --

Dirty fingers nails are a pet hate, a gal looking like a geezer and calls me mate is not my fate any rate.

I'm simple to please like to have a tease so give me a holla to cease and lets begin with a chin wag and gin

Much love Tim

My names not Tim by the way

Just one last thing this is a motherfucking update I will tell you now I am not fucking gay I don't like cock I love pussy So as much as you might wanna fucking look at me or try and send me a message saying discrete fucking Gloryhole motherfuckers fuck you motherfuckers I am not into Adam and Steve it is Adam and Eve

Bunny Luv

47 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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