Just a normal guy... Or so I think!

Man in Lancashire, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

Short-Haul Trips Only

I drive HGVs for a living, which means I already spend enough of my time dealing with the long haul—I’m definitely not looking for one in my personal life. I’m not here to find my soulmate, meet your family, or argue about whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher. I treat commitment the exact same way I treat heavy traffic: I actively try to avoid it at all costs.

**Looking For:**

An unapologetically unattached partner in crime (or attached-idgaf if he's not satisfying you) who is strictly here for a good time. Think less "Cinderella waiting for Prince Charming" and way more "Samantha Jones on a weekend bender" or "Bonnie blue at a cocktail party."

If your ideal night involves zero emotional baggage, a few drinks, and absolutely no conversations about "where this is going" (unless "this" is the bar for another round), we’ll get along brilliantly.

**Must possess:**

* A pulse and a cracking sense of humor.

* A severe, medically diagnosed allergy to catching feelings.

* The ability to have a brilliant time and amicably forget my name by breakfast.

**Swipe right if you want to skip the romantic comedy and get straight to the fun.**

Not looking for a lady in the street just a slag in the sheets...

Not necessarily ONS, just not after commitment and see no shame in that we're all human with needs.

I'm not shallow, just realistic. I know the dating app ratio means you've currently got 400 thirsty guys in your inbox treating you like Cleopatra, so my 10-page introductory essay is just going to get lost in the mail anyway. Let's skip the thesis defense. If you fancy a chat without making me jump through hoops, say hello

Ant

42 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*tarlightDream (43), Woman on 12 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met with this genuine, horny guy after exchanging some messages. He's good with his tongue and left me with a smile on my face.

*ust Foxy (44), Woman on 29 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Been chatting for a month or so and he’s worked so hard to convince me to come out for a social and today I met this gorgeous hunk, and he didn’t run away, although I did tell him where all the exits were before we met, lol!! He didn’t disappoint, he was an absolute gentleman, with such an amazing smile, I felt completely at ease with him and had a really *Fab* time in his company. Really looking forward to seeing him again.. Vx

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