Searching for mainly couples and/or females

Woman in Guisborough, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Raging pansexual (my name isn't Google). Love women and eating pussy. Love sex and always have done. I'm into most things and not easily shocked.

I'm quite funny (well I make myself laugh) and a bit eccentric.

I also have a tongue as sharp as a dagger, so if you're going to attempt to insult me or send rude messages, be prepared to be completely roasted.

Also, if you're a cheating fuck then please don't even message me. If you think it's acceptable to cheat on your partner, we won't get along. Instead of sneaking around on here, speak to your partner and repair whatever went wrong. It's a c**t's trick to cheat. Get gone.

I'm really on one today, but please send me a more thought out message. I hate "hey" and I can spot a copy and paste message from a mile off. And please stop with the "discrete genuine male" thing - you literally sound like you're trying to blag a job interview. Instant turn off. Don't be a square.

I assure you I am really nice and easy to get on with, I'm just sick of the trash on this site (usually single men).

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Venus as a Girl

32 years old, Bisexual

5'1" 155cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*istressKitty777 (37), Woman on 23 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
One of my most respected play partners on the scene. Wonderfully playful submissive and a deviant domme (or so I'm told). Good company who says what she thinks, even if that did get her into a little trouble ;) Very talented also, but I'll leave that to your imagination... Need to do it all again soon!

*ie25 (36), Man on 15 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Known this girl for a lot of years we have meet up a few times then become really good friends :). She is also very friendly like to have a laugh to and also is very kinky ;) so dont miss out people xxx

Friends

simon (36), Man
Steve (47), Man
Ash (36), Woman