Verisimilitude

Couple in Jarrow, North East, UK

Joined: 7 months ago
Last on: 5 days ago

Looking to chat, flirt, and most importantly meet. We aren’t about the circle of text life; we can be patient, but we might end up getting murdered or even worse selected to go to Mars, so let’s get on with it. We think we are hilarious and should have our own show, and sometimes we think we are as average as the number 10 bus. Perhaps we are something in between?

40 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

48 years old, Bi-curious

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 21 to 50
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Swingers Clubs, Adult Parties, Group Sex, Soft Swing, Threesomes, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Making Videos, Cuckolding, Role Play, Same Room Swapping

Verified Genuine Profile

*urious but choosy (33), Woman on 23 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Really enjoyed meeting you both on a random club visit, easy conversation, plenty of laughs, and a natural chemistry that made the whole night feel effortless. You’re exactly as you present yourselves confident, engaging, and great company. Getting locked up together clearly wasn’t long enough, next time we’ll have to test our teamwork skills properly and see what kind of trouble we can escape into as a foursome. No scrubs allowed, obviously. Xx

*nlyTemptation (41), Man on 22 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful couple at a club, conversation flowed so naturally and they are both very engaging individually as well as a couple. Definitely mixed with a good amount of laughs and flirting. When the idea came up that we should all play in the same room, we all jumped at the chance. It was more than a pleasure to be your cell mates for the evening ha ha ha. Looking forward to starting the scuba lessons… xXx

Friends

M (41), Man
K (33), Woman