I'm like a strawberry, plump, sweet and begging for cream

Woman in Ryde, Isle Of Wight, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 17 minutes ago

*** not meeting atm due to poor health ***

She/her

I love cocktails and conversations and laughing as well as lots of deliciously naughty things. I'm smart, funny and self-effacing ;)

I've been told that my profile makes me sound very serious whereas in fact I'm actually the goofiest twat ever, so if you're not keen on sniggering then I'm probably not for you. I'm also a massive nerd and that's not to everyone's taste.

For the love of God, please add a pic of your face to your first message. You don't have to be George Clooney but I do need to like your face. My photos attracted you to my profile, so how can I know if I'm attracted to yours without them? Also, please don't send a picture of your cock, I genuinely couldn't care less about it.

I would say I'm a sapiosexual, it's the person I like. Also, I'm not even a bit bi. I tend to prefer younger guys but I really don't have a 'type'.

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Things I like include but are not limited to:

Spontaneity

Variety

Passion

Dirty talk

Kindness

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Things I don't like include but are not limited to:

Pushiness

Possessiveness

Being asked what I like; my desires are not formulaic

Heels, stockings and dressing up generally

Role-play

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I'm educated to degree level and while I don't expect the same from you, I do like a man who is intelligent as well as fuckable.

Please note that I have issues with my health, which means I am not always available to meet and also I may have to cancel/reschedule meets at short notice. I guarantee that this is more annoying for me than it is for you. Also, if I take a while to reply to messages please don't sulk, it's very unattractive.

I've been lucky enough to meet some really wonderful men through Fab and they've improved my opinion of men significantly. Please don't do anything to spoil this.

No racists, homophobes or Tories please. And DEFINITELY no Reform voters. I also hate the whole BBC trope; please don't perpetuate this appalling stereotype.

Please don't take it personally if I take a while to reply or don't reply at all. I get a lot of messages and I sometimes like to ponder before deciding on a reply. If I delete your message then it's a no thank you; please respect this. Also, I never even look at winks.

Villanelle

54 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 20 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Anal, DP, Gangbangs, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*ing Mob (43), Man on 2 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
Utter gorgeousness in every way, delectably delicious and naughty, and brimming with wonderfulness.

*acoLover (40), Man on 14 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely wonderful human. We have been chatting a while and she is every bit as funny, delightful and delicious in real life. May it be the start of a long and fruitful friendship ;)

*541 (39), Man on 17 July 2023 by Meeting in person:
I had the great pleasure of meeting this incredible woman last night. She's intelligent, witty, funny, sexy, and every bit as scrumptious as she looks. A great host, and she's not lying, food is amazing! I had a wonderful time with you and i Can't wait to see you again. X

*ighty Duck (37), Man on 30 September 2022 by Webcam:
Long time coming this one. Absolutely gorgeous lady with a personality that matches the killer looks.

*imli (33), Man on 6 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Funny, kind, intelligent and sexy as hell. This women is a polished gem. I always have an incredible time when it’s spent with her.

*he_turtle_moves (31), Man on 5 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing afternoon with this lovely lady, she welcomed me to the island and showed me all of the best sight. Fun, friendly and insanely sexy it was quite the day