I'm like a strawberry, plump, sweet and begging for cream

Woman in Ryde, Isle Of Wight, South East, UK   TickChatting nowOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

*** not meeting atm due to poor health ***


I love cocktails and conversations and laughing as well as lots of deliciously naughty things. I'm smart, funny and an amazing cook; if you're very lucky I might even cook for you. I have spent most of my life pleasing others but now I am pleasing myself.

I've been told that my profile makes me sound very serious. FYI, I'm actually the goofiest twat ever, so if you're not keen on sniggering then I'm probably not for you. I'm also a massive nerd and that's not to everyone's taste.

Please add a pic of your face to your first message. You don't have to be George Clooney but I do need that spark of attraction. I tend to prefer younger guys but I really don't have a 'type'. Personality is more important than penis size.


Things I like include but are not limited to:




Dirty talk



Things I don't like include but are not limited to:



Being asked what I like; my desires are not formulaic

Heels, stockings and dressing up generally



I'm educated to degree level and while I don't expect the same from you, I do like a man who is intelligent as well as fuckable.

Please note that I have issues with my health, which means I am not always available to meet and also I may have to cancel/reschedule meets at short notice. I guarantee that this is more annoying for me than it is for you. Also, if I take a while to reply to messages please don't take it personally.

I've been lucky enough to meet some really wonderful men through Fab and they've improved my opinion of men significantly. Please don't do anything to spoil this.

No racists, homophobes or Tories please. I also hate the whole BBC trope; please don't perpetuate this appalling stereotype.

Please don't take it personally if I take a while to reply or don't reply at all. I sometimes like to ponder before deciding on a reply. If I delete your message then it's a no thank you; please respect this.


52 years old, Straight

5'6"  168cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 20 to 45
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Cannot travel


Anal, Cybersex, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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*ighty Duck (34), Man on 30 September 2022 by Webcam:
Long time coming this one. Absolutely gorgeous lady with a personality that matches the killer looks.

*Wfiend (34), Man on 3 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure of this lovely, bubbley and energetic lady's time. The evening started off extremely well chatting and laughing, learning about each other over a bottle of wine, but when we started getting giddy it became even better...

*2nutter (42), Man on 19 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
What an impromptu meet on my visit to the island! A wonderful lady! A gent never kisses and tells but she was an 11 out of 10. Funny and down to earth. Can't wait til I come back to the island again!

*he_turtle_moves (29), Man on 5 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing afternoon with this lovely lady, she welcomed me to the island and showed me all of the best sight. Fun, friendly and insanely sexy it was quite the day

*etshavefunxxxx (40), Man on 26 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
I had the opportunity to meet this gorgeous lady…she definitely knows how to please, made me feel very welcomed and even though I meet her for the first time I felt that I knew her for years. She is absolutely amazing, funny, smart, beautiful and naughty. I enjoyed every single moment and I left with a big smile and a bit shaky. If you have the opportunity to meet her, don’t miss it. She is stunning. Xx

*ominantblond (27), Man on 22 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Honestly meeting this absolute gem has been the highlight of my time on fabs. I went to visit her for an evening on omg I have never been more turned on. Honestly crave her even more after our first meet. I hope we have many more to come