Looking to chat and play

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cybersex, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*heInsideJoke (45), Woman on 21 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
2.5 stars – Chocolate, chaos, and cinematic betrayal. I joined this swinging site seeking connection, spice, and possibly someone who owns more than one towel. Things escalated quickly, basically I paid a man for sex using chocolate. Not cash. Chocolate. He accepted like it was a perfectly normal transaction in the underground dessert economy. We were meant to watch a film ….something classy, sensual, French, I assumed. Instead, the tv made a noise like a dying seagull and rejected the remote with the force of a haunted slot machine. We stared at the black screen for 40 minutes, pretending it was art. Somehow this didn’t kill the mood. In fact, he offered me a blanket that smelled like mysterious soup and asked if I wanted to “narrate the lost film from memory.” I did. I made up a plot about a dolphin detective. He cried. Would I return? Possibly. I left confused, mildly aroused, and covered in Kit-Kat crumbs. Honestly? Kinda iconic.

Friends