Not even king Arthur could pull out!!

Couple in Northants, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

If your profile is giving witness protection programme… don’t add us

No pics / no veri / no chat = no chance.

Please don’t just add friend requests.

Especially if;

1. You don’t have a profile photo (we’re not playing Guess Who)

2. You don’t have any public photos (mysterious is cute… blank is not)

3. You don’t have any veri’s (we like proof you’re real, not a paranormal activity)

4. You’re a MALE profile and I’ve never spoke or interacted (sir… behave)

You will be deleted without hesitation.

We’re not being rude… we’re just not wasting time

• Chemistry and connection always come first. We’re not IKEA furniture — if it doesn’t fit, we’re not forcing it.

• If you can make us laugh while making us moan, you’re our type.

• Banter is a MUST. Sarcasm, dark humour and flirty teasing are basically foreplay for us.

• Wanda can be quite brutal — if you’re sensitive you’ll last 7 minutes… and not in the fun way.

• And just so we’re clear — if you’re hot but boring, it’s still a no.

Dead chat = dead vibe.

Also… if you’re thinking of messaging like “hungdaddydave” with another unsolicited dick pic — save it.

There’s no shortage, they’re not rare, and they’re definitely not currency.

Create a shortage if you want to up the value.

You might have spotted us at Jaydees or VA if you did, why didn’t you say hi??

We don’t bite… unless asked nicely

So… if you’re fun, sexy, and can keep up with our stamina and sarcasm, come say hi…

Worst case? We’ll share a drink and some cheeky banter.

Best case? You’ll leave with sore cheeks… both kinds!

33 years old, Bisexual

5'2" 157cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

39 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 24 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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Verified Genuine Profile

*olo and Social (39), Man on 21 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple a few times at Jaydees and they have a calm chilled vibe plus easy to get along with. Genuinely great people and fun to be around. P

*inden84 (41), Couple on 18 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Haven’t this sexy couple multiple times at Jaydees! Always up for Shenanigans. Great conversation and amazing choice in fur coats ! Always fun conversations when they are around.

*ctionman2025 (39), Man on 2 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Have met these guys several times…always dressed to impress for the occasion. Both genuine and very good looking. Always a pleasure to see them xx if you get the opportunity to see them do not miss out

*eaheadInc (53), Couple on 1 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
What a fabulous couple we met at Jaydees and had a great time dancing and showing off our naughty toys. She has an incredible energy and a beautiful body just vibrant and fun! Thanks so much for the incredible night xxx

*rC_MrsC (43), Couple on 2 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met these beautiful two at Jaydees on NYE and had a brilliant chat. They are both so friendly and she has a wicked sense of humour. Definitely recommend saying hi if you see them and look forward to seeing you again! xxx

*uriousgeorge15 (35), Woman on 2 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
Loved these guys. Met my first ever club night at Jaydees at the end of the night. Both hot as fuck and so easy to talk to. Seem like they know how to have a lot of fun and am hoping to bump into them again! Xx

*weet_and_sinful (38), Couple on 29 December 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to see these guys absolutely stunning. Turn heads everywhere they go and with a slightly alternative style that just cannot be ignored. I've known them for a while and will never get board of seeing them . A credit to the scene x

*ussy fuckers (46), Couple on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Meet this fantastic couple at jaydees. Had quite a chat with them. Supper sexy and great fun. Untill next time

*ovedo (43), Couple on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Chatted with this couple at Jaydees, really friendly and easy to talk to. We had the chance to play, but unfortunately my wife had a bit too much to drink by that point so we couldn’t. They were very understanding and respectful, which we really appreciated. Lovely people, and we look forward to meeting them again when we’re in a better state for fun.

*-A.U.L (41), Man on 20 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this wonderful couple at SSParty and what can I say. They are chill and very easy to talk to. Mrs tattoos are super sexy and in some real good places lol Take some super sexy pic with the Mrs can’t wait to see them lol Mr is super cool and relax. Hope to see you guys again soon.

*eady and Willing 9 (40), Man on 5 September 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a sexy couple this pair are! They were a bit nervous about the party environment,but soon found their feet. Took on the party theme if cops & robbers and looked amazing in their outfits. Very easy to talk to and genuine as they come. Mr let us steal Mrs fir some photos and she didn't hold back. Would have them at our events anytime. Hopefully we see them again very soon! Dee

*eadySwingerOne (43), Man on 19 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have known this couple for a while. Must have been over a year now (poor souls, lol). Very easy to talk to and very polite, respectful and can have a laugh with them. A lot of laughs and conversations has been had, over the year. And I'm sure that they'll be more laughs to come. If you ever get the chance to meet them, be nice, polite and respect them both. It's a pleasure to have met you both, and build a friendship with you. Will see you both again soon.

*hrisandleah (35), Couple on 3 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at jaydees, things got very hot and very wet! Can’t wait to meet them again for round 2!

*ornycouplepz (37), Couple on 28 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple a few times now ,we never fail to have good night and time fly way to quick when we get together. Look forward to loads more fun times x

*ornycouplepz (37), Couple on 15 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing couple at jaydees ,such a friendly fun couple ,oh and not to mention sexy .look forward to meeting this genuine pair ,and continue the fun ?? xx

*S PARTIES (41), Couple on 5 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Thank you for coming along to our secluded seduction Cops and Robbers party! It was a great night, was made even more amazing by you sexy guests. Well I don't think there are enough words to say about these 2 especially for the first time meeting them, it was like we'd known them for ages. Fitted in great with everyone, outfits were amazing. Both very sexy and fun to be around. Shame we not see you this month but hopefully you can make the August party, take care and see you soon Rosie and Dee x

*ove2play8381 (43), Couple on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
We’ve just had the pleasure of meeting this beautiful couple at the recent SS Cops n robbers party! Friendly, chatty and oh so sexy, they fit in great as if they had been attending the parties forever! We only managed to have snippets of chat with them both as it was a busy party, but hope to see them again soon at future events ;-). Was great meeting you guys, much love, C&M xxx

*alifornication777 (47), Woman on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting these 2 at a recent party. Didn’t really get to speak much but both seemed very nice, joined in with the games and certainly turned lots of heads! I’m sure we’ll get to see you again at future events xx love R xx

*ositiveVibesJBx (43), Man on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow wow wow what can I say about these two as words just doesnt do it justice. Met these two at the last SS parties and honestly I couldn’t take my eyes off the Mrs. Got chatting to them loads and saw how genuine, amazing and funny they both are. Mr is literally a big friendly giant who had me in stitches. So easy to get on with and a very relaxed vibe about him. Mrs is just beautiful beyond belief and has such a sexy body. She genuinely turns heads when she walks in and every guy is thinking of the same thing. To make it even hotter, she has no idea how gorgeous she is. As I was the photographer for the event I can honestly say that the Mrs is very photogenic. It doesn’t matter what she does the camera just loves her and I was lucky to capture some amazing pics. Managed to have a little play but seriously left me wanting more. These two are my kind of people and no doubt they will become great friends of mine. Can’t wait to see you soon xx

*S Couple1 (34), Couple on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Very sexy very confident couple! Was an absolute pleasure to meet these pair last night. Can't wait to bump into each other again!! Sometime soon we hope x

*r and mrs dimples (50), Couple on 26 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Attended a house party Friday night and had the pleasure of meeting this sexy couple.easy to get along with and no problem finding things to talk about. Fun & sexy so definitely a couple we would love to meet again.. cheers for helping us.Have a great night

*im94 (32), Couple on 25 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
We met this couple at a house party, they are really friendly, approachable and both are really attractive. We loved spending time with them and are looking forward to meeting them again. We loved the outfits as well really sexy choice of clothing and made the night enjoyable. Tim and Sonja

*rMcMister (46), Man on 25 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met these two at a party recently. Didn’t get as much chance to chat as I’d have liked but they’re both funny, intelligent and bloody sexy. Really hoping we get to hang out again soon. See what trouble we can get into.

*ilyrose69 (39), Woman on 25 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous couple at a recent party we all attended wow! Amazing chemistry! Wow we loved that camera didn’t we girl! ;) totally smoking hot! Can’t wait to meet up again soon ;) x

*otty69 (55), Couple on 16 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Have known these 2 for a while now. She is right little naughty minx and a lot of fun.. and he's OK too haha. He's one nicest laid back gentle giants you will ever meet. Such a laugh and a cool bloke hopefully be seeing you both again soon x