Pizza Bodies! Want a slice?

Couple in Mid Cornwall, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Welcome to the page of a couple who considers sex a team sport. We have been here since ‘18 but trust us: we have no idea what we’re doing.

Bi! We are Bi-friendly! We suck dick!

She looks exactly like Anna Kendrick insofar as they are the same gender. Complete with G-cups with matching jewellery, she’ll shock you with a vagina, choking fetish and a love for swallowing all you have to offer. A* graduate Ravenclaw.

He looks vaguely like a human being. Tall, broad-shouldered and sporting a beard that was popular 10 years ago, he’ll impress you with terrible geek trivia, a terrific wang and a love for thighs wrapped around faces.

We are looking for the geeks, nerds and dark-humoured members of this community. Can you name three Death-Eaters? Does The Emperor Protect? Do you Remember The Cant?

If so, our mouths and your private parts have an appointment.

We are on the verge of being chunky monkeys. The closest we have to a six-pack is beer. It’s a human thing.

Don’t believe us? Here’s some vetted reviews:

‘No, I don’t care that Bidoof is your favourite Pokémon’ - Dentist.

‘Hm.’ - Geralt of Rivia

‘Please do not attempt to make contact with my client again’ - Anna Kendrick’s lawyer

Checked regularly - 30/09/23

COVID Vaccinated - 06/21.

Safe sex: no guns.

No institution, whether governmental, educational or otherwise has any right of access to this profile or images.

Sir

31 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Ma’am

32 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 38 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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Verified Genuine Profile

*j2996 (27), Couple on 19 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
Never felt so relaxed and laid back with a couple. Lovely people, great laugh and down to earth. A great fucking time was had! 10/10 would recommend ;) we can't wait till next time !

*uicyiguana (30), Couple on 10 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Finally getting around to verifying this amazing couple. We were both shocked that we managed to leave this encounter with our trousers still on after having the pants charmed off of us by this charismatic duo. There was no stop to the fun all evening, and that was in public. We can only imagine the shenanigans the four of us will get up to behind closed doors. If you ever find yourself down their neck of the woods or have a surplus of kidneys, they are definitely worth meeting.

*ollyandD (38), Couple on 23 January 2022 by Meeting in person:
What an amazing couple! Intelligent, funny and definitely know what they are doing! Our very first experience, and certainly one that we felt extremely comfortable with. Very, very much looking forward to meeting with these two again very soon. Was lovely to be able to talk to them, and was even better when the chat moved to the bedroom. If you are after a well rounded, gorgeous couple, then look no further!

*trawberriesPL (31), Couple on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this two for social meeting. And all we can say is WOW! Both stunning, flirty and amazing people! The force is strong in this two. They can definitely name more then 151 pokemons and know everyrhing about Hogwart. They made us amazing tea. Was super tasty! Don't miss opportunity to meet them! We feel shame we couldn't put our hands on them.. but we will ;) hopefully sooner then later! :* see you! ;)