Fine words doth butter no parsnips

Man in Feltham, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

* MAJOR DISCLAIMER * ~ I take a SHITE selfie..!!!

* ANOTHER DISCLAIMER * ~ Easily swayed by a nice glass of wine and a good pizza..!!!

* FINAL DISCLAIMER * ~ I’m DBS cleared at enhanced level..!!! lol

Ex-Llanelli guy, a single pringle who works far too hard. and been based in West London for approaching 13yrs now, although I do get back to Wales once every 3-4 weeks for 3-4 days at a time. If you’re absolutely knocked bandy by my profile/pics and you fancy a social meet while I’m back that’s also good for me

Very rare I will message first..the constant rejection is hard to take..I’m not made of stone mind :~)) and if I do happen to shoot a little ‘wink’ at you, don’t panic, it’s just a gentle expression of interest and admiration from me ;~))

Relaxed and genuine, looking for the same but without any drama, hassle or headaches.

Bit of what’s termed on here a mixture of a ‘dad bod’ and ‘rugby-build’..big shoulders, chest, hands..and somewhat less important..big feet ;~))

Happy to meet up for a no-strings drink initally with nothing expected in return…although I wouldn’t turn down a soft and gentle, perhaps slightly erotic kiss before we part ways ;~))

Curves are my preference; cleavage, boobs, bum..all rather beguiling in some sexy lingerie.

Kissing is also something I love, the long, soft, slow, gentle, teasing kind of a thing that can go on for a while..knowing how to do it ‘right’ with the right person is the best sort of foreplay

A slight leaning for an accent as well ~ in no particular order an Italian, Irish or Scottish being the 3 main ones..My Welsh accent comes free of charge..lol

Toodle pip, Weirdos x x

56 years old, Bi-curious

6'1" 185cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 65 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*henaniganswithj (40), Woman on 13 April 2024 by Meeting in person:
Where do I start? Firstly YOU made ME wait 5 weeks for our second meet, not the other way around! Hahaha I've got to admit it though, it was definitely worth the wait. Good looking, cracking sense of humour, easy going, excellent kisser and most importantly a very handsome cock! I look forward to seeing you again soon hot stuff. J x

*altyLips (44), Woman on 24 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this very nice man on a recent trip to the perv club ,look forward to chatting more and who knows ,maybe a coffee in the future x

*weetCruella (44), Woman on 21 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met welshie last night after being introduced by a mutual friend. Tall and charming although will say it straight lol. Nice to have met you and hopefully see ylu around again. Mwah x

*iamondsandleather (54), Woman on 2 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met R for a coffee when i finished work..he's a real gentleman,so easy to chat with,I thoroughly enjoyed spending time with him and enjoyed a cheeky kiss ..I'm looking forward to meeting him again and seeing what adventures we can get up to. 100% genuine lovely man xx

*lackbird69 (52), Woman on 31 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
I have met this gorgeous filthy beast on his old profile, absolutely genuine, very sexy and very very naughty,, be rude to pass this gent by

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