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Woman in Gwent, South Wales, Wales, UK

Joined: 6 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

Nerdy, dirty, inked & curvy

An independent, ‘takes no shit’ female, looking for males masculine enough to make me want to submit ;)

A real 5”9, 34 yo woman with the 3 C’s.. chubby, curvy & confident - looking for NSA fun x

*NO DADDY TALK.. big fat nope for me!*

Not looking for online fun. I want meets. So if you’re twelthtythousand miles away, it’s not gonna work x

— My type - tall, tattooed and bearded with a rugby bod. So you can throw me around ;)

— I love passionate kissing. I love pleasing a man orally but dislike putting in effort to not get anything back… so appreciate a man with a short refractory period so I can treat you to my oral skills but still get railed afterwards for being a good girl ;) I like it a little rough BUT respectful - limits would be discussed! Mainly a man that appreciates a chubby gal x

In an open marriage.

Regularly tested - Clear 09/02/26 (swabs & bloods)

If I don’t reply it could be because of distance, no pictures, can’t accommodate so please don’t always assume I’m just being rude - I can’t reply to everyone .. I’m not willing to drive miles upon miles and wouldn’t expect you to either x

•Be respectful!

•Face pic required (before any type of meet)

•No couples

•Condoms are a must!!

35 years old, Bi-curious

5'9" 175cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 25 to 45 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

See 1 Public Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*rmisterhung (38), Man on 17 February 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had a very ‘brief’ ;) meeting after being intrigued by this hotties veri’s and wanting to sample myself. What followed I can only describe as phenomenal! Them oral skills are next level! If your lucky enough to get the chance, do not miss the chance to sample them!

*lugger69 (40), Man on 22 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
We had a last minute meet and wow! So glad we didn’t wait. This lady has the best oral skills I’ve ever experienced! The only drop that was spilled was because I aimed for boobs first ?? Great time had with a great lady. Can’t wait till the next time!

*he qualified masseur (43), Man on 14 January 2026 by Meeting in person:
met this lovely stunning lady when she came for one of my naughty massages. wont go in to details but let's just say the massaging part didnt last long.shes a great kisser and oral skills second to none welcome back any time xxxx

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