Just a horny lass, with big juicy pussy lips ;) x

Woman in Durham, North East, UK

... "Nice and wet ;) x". Wednesday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 14 hours ago

x One persons craziness, is another persons reality! x

* Just waiting for Tyler Hoechlin (Teen Wolf Version) to come and hunt me down and have his wicked way with me ( I fucking wish haha) - but for now, fab will do ;)

Hiiii

Basically - I’m fun, easy to get on with, genuine and down to earth. What you see is what you get! - (you won’t find that I’ve faffed on with me photos to try and make myself better - can’t work miracles ha)! - However, if I do appeal to you online.. then you are going to fucking love me in person :D ..

I more or less upload photos daily (WITHOUT begging for fabs) and I know I MIGHT (haha) look like a moody bitch in me photos - but I’m far from it! It’s just me resting bitch face!!

Why does everyone ask about my “heritage”..? Madddddd

No I am not a serial killer (yet) - as people really do test you these days!

I am Into piercings, tattoos (MEN COVERED IN TATTOOS TURN ME ON SO FUCKING MUCH, by the way) and I’m into dark, strange and morbid things, anything that’s weird and doesn’t make sense and can’t be explained and I’m into horror related stuff, horror, “scary” and paranormal etc..I’m sure you get me drift by now! I’m also obsessed with skulls!! - You have to know me to get me I guess.. having said that - I don’t even get myself, so fuck knows haha! On the plus side.. I do smile :D

I’m looking to meet **LOCAL** people for some DRAMA FREE fun! - I say LOCAL because that’s what I mean! I’m fine with one off meets! I DO NOT meet couples and I DO NOT care if you have permission from your wife to fuck your way through the site - I AM NOT INTERESTED! I must also state - I’m bored of males thinking they could “ruin” me with their “big” dicks!!! If I can push a baby out (which I can and have) .. then I’m more than confident I can “take” your dick haha!!! So blah fucking blah. Read the interests bit anyway, to see the kind of stuff I’m into..

I will only talk to people who have pictures and have verified themselves or at least attach a FACE pic. Not fussed over you sending a dick pic.. I’d much rather see who the fuck I’m talking to lol! So to clarify….

^ NO FACE PIC = NO REPLY

Also - I know a fake profile from a real.- I’ve got you sussed!!! So don’t bother thinking you can fool me.. i am actually brighter than I look ha! Seriously I am! Males with fake accounts pretending to be females…don’t get me started! Stalker exes - fuck off!

Please ffs DO NOT whinge if I can’t reply back to your message or if I bulk delete… - it’s impossible to keep up with messages. I genuinely make an effort in replying!! There’s no point in sending me hate mail - it’s pathetic and still not going to get you a reply and no doubt you have a copy and paste message that you are sending to every lass on here anyway!

I love cum -YES- but I don’t just let randoms fill me up haha. I mean imagine that man. *Cough - Riddled dirty skank..

I am NOT into cam sex or phone sex etc, it does nothing for me and is just a waste of time! I seriously really do NOT want to hear you wank or see you cum in your own mouth!! zzzzzzzzz …YAWN - So I’m only up for meeting in person!!!!

Also - NO you CAN’T “breed” me!! (Exactly how it’s put)!! I mean WTF! I can’t believe how much I get asked this on a daily basis!

If you like FAKE then no messaging me!

** I should point out (although you can see for your self haha) that I have a caesarean scar - so if that’s a problem then fuck you and fuck off! Lol!! **

As you can see - I’m not exactly blessed in the boob department haha (UNDERSTATEMENT) I mean what’s the crack with that?

Butttt if you do happen to like a lass with zero boobs bouncing in your face - then here I am ;). Also if you like big juicy pussy lips… then I am definitely your lass! Ha

No time wasters please! DISTANCE IS A DEAL BREAKER!

Ooh and lastly - WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE ;) x

Sarah

36 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 19 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Dogging, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Watersports

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