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Fun, fit unicorn seeks tall, skilled guys with brains, brawn and GSOH

Woman in Bagshot, South East, UK   TickPhoto VerifiedOn mobile site

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 days ago


GUYS Please read this! I always try to be polite but I’m getting fed up wasting time with people who clearly aren’t reading my profile and are just doing a cut and paste job, which I will ignore.

I’m looking for regular, LOCAL connections who can accommodate for uncomplicated, discreet fun.

I don’t care about colour. I’m interested in intelligent, athletic, well proportioned single guys or MF couple, 45+, TALL (at least 5’11). Yes, I know it’s all the same lying down but since Fab is fantasy life, I want a well-endowed man, with a level of skill and stamina that can be firmly maintained. I’m searching for those meets that elicit a gasp of delight rather than disappointment as the main event is unfurled!

I enjoy a dick pic as much as the next gal but NO dick pic is going to get me to reply initially. Be interesting and creative in your messages! Brains and humour excite me so WOW me first with your intelligence and wit! I love a good laugh, (hopefully with you and not at you!??) so GSOH required. Only non-smokers.

I’m open minded, love toys, oral, and keen to explore, but pain isn’t my thing (either receiving or giving). If you don’t say Safe Sex in your profile then that’s an instant delete.

I have met so many fun, genuine people on Fab, many of whom I still see regularly. However, I am not interested in shagging all of fab. I prefer regular hook-ups as sex gets even better. Always prefer a social first to see if there’s chemistry.

Sorry, I have no photos on my profile due to the nature of my job, but I promise no one has ever run screaming at the sight of me and most come back for more! LOL I only send photos once I’ve received CURRENT ONES of you including face pic Thanks.

Well done if you’ve read this far! It may sound snotty but that is not my intention. I’m trying to save you and me a lot of wasted time. Therefore, if you are not fit, great stamina, at least 5’11” and local please DO NOT bother to reply. I don’t care that you’re happy to travel. I may be worth it but I want to have spontaneous get togethers - not waste time travelling or plan every meet with military precision because you’re coming a distance.

Lastly, I NEVER respond to Winks or hows u? I DO NOT Friend anyone whom I have not met.

Happy fabbing folks. Here’s to lots of sexy fun. xx

Yankee

62 years old, Bi-curious

5'5"  165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 45 to 65 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex

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*n100 (50), Man on 4 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a great experience, met for a social and it was like we were old friends, no awkward silence just fun and laughter. Times aligned for us to meet in a more private setting and when she arrived at my hotel it wasn’t long till we were exploring each other all over. This lady knows how to please her man and more, left me exhausted, satisfied and very happy indeed. Had a long sensual and erotic experience and a nice chat and snuggle after discussing what’s next, will be meeting again for sure to explore more naughty experiences 10 out of 10 take your A game guys you will need it x

*harlie240708 (55), Man on 19 May 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well where to start with J, this lady is everything you could want in a woman, she bright, sexy, (very) full of energy, after a little while chatting online we finally arranged a social then next morning I arrived home from a week away, we went for a lovely walk conversation none stop, I knew straight away she was going to be fun ?? didn’t take long before we was back to mine, such a fantastic kisser and body to die for, we had few hours of extremely hot fun, this lady certainly know how to use her mouth!, made me do something that has only happened twice in my life amazing. I really can’t wait for our next meet and hopefully I can keep up with this pocket rocket. Till the next time J thank you xx

*head123 (44), Man on 28 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow! From initial texting, to a hilarious horny coffee meet and then later an energetic sexy hotel meet. J is living her best life!. She is fun, spontaneous and full of energy.. and what a sexy, fit body! We had such good chemistry, I can’t wait to meet again!xx

*erbal_r (56), Man on 27 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
A long overdue verification, as I first met this wonderful lady over a year ago, and have had the delightful pleasure of being able to meet on multiple occasions since. All the qualities anyone could hope for in anyone, not just a fab friend - considerate, bright, funny, broad-minded, and that's even before you get on to the fact that she has the most delicious fit body and is as sexy as hell. Every meet has been an experience to remember and I'm looking forward to many more.

*ike1246 (56), Man on 24 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well, what can I say about this incredible lady. Firstly we met up for a cuppa and the company was wonderful, highly intelligent, highly articulate, extremely attractive and sexy as hell. This lady has the most incredible body that could easily be attributed to a lady half her age. We then went on to meet again for some fun and I don’t believe a gentleman should go into too much detail but it was the best few hours that I have spent for many many years. What a lovely lady and thank you so much, roll on next time xx

*amsam2000 (45), Man on 24 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
An Uber friendly, playful experienced & sexy lady. Into staying fit & in shape very open minded and genuine good company. Values open communication, respect, and fun. Loves engaging in playful banter, all the laughs and super horny behind closed doors! Open to a variety of experiences, whether it’s a casual meet-up, a night out, or more intimate encounters. Always creating a relaxed and enjoyable atmosphere where everyone feels comfortable. Look forward to our next meet-up xx

*laremont12345 (57), Man on 12 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
J and I finally got together today after a social meet a couple of months ago. It was so worth waiting for. J is a wonderful, fun, insightful, intelligent and unbelievably sensual and sexual lady. She genuinely took my breath away. Our time together passed so quickly, from start to finish, it was fabulous. I wont go into too many details but J is a passionate, genuine and amazing lover with a gorgeous body. I felt 21 again!!! I very much look forward to our next meeting...very much so!

*emptedby (59), Man on 31 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a way to end 2024! Gorgeous J, fit body, sharp intellect, filthy mind and deeds. Social coffee. Spontaneous meet the following day. J joined D and I for a glorious ffm threesome. J's charisma, charm and openness helped ease D's nerves. Orgasmic end to 2024 and a wonderful start to a new friendship.

*untimecouple-2 (58), Man on 9 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
J is an amazingly generous and sensual woman. In the several months we have known each other we have shared laughs and passionate pleasures together. J is insightful, intelligent and has a wonderful sense of humour. J is an exceptional woman in so many ways and I adore her company and the times we have together. I anticipate many more meets and exploring more firsts with her. Xxxx

*luejasmine8976 (54), Couple on 8 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
It was lovely to finally meet J and her friend following a recommendation. What a force of nature! We enjoyed time in the dungeon then played together in the couples room where we were joined by another couple. An amazing afternoon with a passionate lady who knows what she wants and has a gorgeous body. Thank you!

*ack_Again_4_Fun (50), Man on 17 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
J and I corresponded for some time, the quality of her thoughts and messages, set her apart immediately upon finally meeting for a social the connection was immediate - though nothing compared to was to come. A veri simply doesn’t do J justice - she is a force of nature in absolutely every sense of the word. An intelligent, engaging, funny, principled, authentic and unbelievably sexy human being. She won’t - and neither will I - be explicit here, let me just say - “Breathtaking”. I true privilege to have in your life.

*haingscaring (47), Man on 9 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well I’ve been lucky enough to have known this lovely lady for some time now & we have had a lot of fun together (I was lucky enough to witness her first very wet experience) .. she has the body of a woman half her age unbelievably she’s sexy & certainly knows how to excite .. she’s so easy to get on with & funny too .looking forward to seeing you again very soon sexy xx

*unguy0069 (50), Man on 4 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’ve met J a couple of times now with the first time being more conversational with some fantastic kissing and the second time being far more intense! Not only does she have a great personality with a naughty mindset hiding just beneath, but she’s also very attractive with an amazing body! She is very sensual and sexual and while it was great to meet her the first time, the second time was, without giving too much away about a lady, incredible! Looking forward do seeing her again!

*otnhorny6969 (64), Couple on 28 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
What an fabulous afternoon spent with this sexy gorgeous girl. Having previously met for a coffee we knew we were in for a great time and our expectations were exceeded on all levels. Easy and relaxed, sexy and sensual she was everything we had hoped for and more - from her amazing oral skills, and her diligent efforts to make sure everyone had a great time. She has a great body, lovely personality and sexy attitude! We will def meet again, can’t wait to do it all again….!

*riendlifella (51), Man on 13 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
I am privileged to have had a number of meets with J now and can confirm her veris, and her own words, only describe a glimpse of how truly gorgeously extraordinary she is. Since we first met, she has blown me away with her wit, charm, effervescence, and zest for life that she brings with her wherever she goes. With a fantastic body that would be great for a 30year old, the experience and stamina to match all comers…and a generous giving nature, in and out of the bedroom, makes for a filthy and immensely enjoyable time… treat her with utmost respect and you will be repaid many times over…

*osa and Dave (99), Couple on 1 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met this fine lady some time ago and met frequently since. She's great company, very fit with a great body, great conversation and extremely playfull too! xxx

*trongLion (50), Man on 28 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
I’ve known Yankee Unicorn for about a year, and she is pure gold. American-made, strong, healthy, flexible, open minded, easy going, intelligent and mature, who knows how to please and treat great whoever she decides to enjoy her time with. If you’re looking for amazing sex, you’ll be blown away by her. Don’t worry about her age because her fit, firm body feels lovely and her huge energy and stamina will challenge you so be prepared for a good shake my friend! If you are a gentleman, then you’ll probably end up having a super trustworthy friend that will bring you joy, peace, love, understanding, sincerity and endless loyalty! You’ll be lucky if you get to enjoy sex with Yankee Unicorn!

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