Whimsical nerdy couple looking for socials and fun

Couple in Keith, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Hi, we're a happily-married duo and this is our couples profile! I'll keep it short and sweet as anything you might want to know about us can be found on our single profiles: MasterMeliodas and KAFuricorn.

A short summary, though: he's a dominant nerdy programmer and she's a submissive clothing designer, and together they try to take over the world! By which I mean attend swinger socials/parties and meet fun people. (Pretty much always a social first! It's very unlikely K will ever be comfortable enough for play first time meeting someone new.)

Please note that K is disabled, and this often can and does affect our ability to meet. Her pain levels are largely unpredictable and can worsen rapidly without warning, so if we end up having to reschedule or cancel sometimes I promise it's nothing personal or something we can do anything to prevent.

We do not do same-day meets, as they always require some degree of preparation. If you ask us to meet you on the same day you message (especially in the next 10 minutes) we probably won't respond.

If you're a fun person, we want to hear from you! Bonus points if you like board games.

Just a heads-up, if you're messaging this account, it's 99% certain it'll be J responding. Messages addressed solely to K as if she's the one reading them likely won't go down well. :)

41 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

33 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Large
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men
Aged from 31 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*uriousCouple98 (28), Couple on 16 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Very fun and welcoming was great to meet you and absolutely enjoyed being able to socialise and enjoy such lovely company and look forward to future ventures.

*asha1972 (53), Woman on 16 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Always an delight to see this sexy couple.been a while so sure we will arrange something more private very soon x

*andyRay80 (45), Woman on 8 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Meet this couple at Aberdeen social but was lovely to see them again at the moray social. Mr is chatty and flirty while mrs quiet mysterious and sexy. Hoping to get some time with them soon.

*oraysocialpeach (38), Woman on 3 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to spend time with these two wonderful people, always have lots of interesting things to say and Mrs is just so much fun, although I may be biased! Thanks for coming along

*eauty and the Beard (44), Couple on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure seeing this lovely couple, and this time it was at the recent Elgin Social. The mister was on form with witty jokes and charm, and the lovely lady of the pair was just an absolute jaw dropper in her basque and skirt.... bloody lovely couple, so please treat them with the respect they fully deserve x

*arksouls1991 (32), Man on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this lovely couple at the elgin social, we had amazing chat and just geeked out to absolutely anything, which also helped with nerves. Can't wait to have more chats down the line.

*elvetNeuron (35), Woman on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely pair at a local social event. Both dressed to impress and experienced in the fab world will hopefully see again soon.

*rnmrssmiff (56), Couple on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met these lovely couple at a socal very easy to approach and talk to very sociable we both are looking forward to meeting then again at future events x

*ekate86 (39), Woman on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at the Elgin Social. They made an effort to speak to me as a newbie which was so nice. Felt very welcomed

*nicornLadySparkles (54), Woman on 2 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Reconnected with this lovely couple at the Elgin social, polite and dressed well, great chat, looking forward to next social xxxx

*cta non verba (46), Man on 1 March 2026 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at the Elgin social. Easy to chat away to and very friendly and approachable. Look forward to meeting you both again x

*inkyBootLovers (47), TV/TS on 26 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
I've come to know this lovely couple through FAB socials and other kink events over the past year or do. They're a very down to earth, genuine and friendly couple... always fun to be around! Lady Ishkah xx

*istirime001 (49), Man on 25 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely couple very friendly spoke to j on the app pre social and them both at the venue lovely people

*ovegin (57), Couple on 25 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to see this lovely pair at socials. Great to see Mr as well ;-) Didnt get much time with them this time, but from past interactions can verify them 100% genuine. Catch you guys next time xx

*eaverAndTheUnicorn (41), Couple on 25 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
It was great meeting and chatting with you, looking forward to getting to know you in the future.

*urvy and Beardy (32), Couple on 25 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Got a quick chat at the social, will need to catch up more at the next! Great seeing you guys again. Till next time. Xx

*ravelingcoupleABZ (48), Couple on 25 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Nice to see two at the November social. Didn’t get a chance to talk much but hopefully catch up more at the next one. K was looking stunning as usual.

*ocial Scene (54), Couple on 24 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met these 2 lovely people again the other nite. Never seen to get the chance for a good chat. Hopefully catch up with U2 next time. It's a must. Looking great. Gail n Dave xx

*r-King Size (36), Man on 24 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
One of my favourite couples at any event sadly I didn't get much time to chat as we all seemed rather busy but the were both dressed to kill like always

*elpieandSelkie (33), Couple on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always great to see these two at a social, we never get a good chance to have a proper chat it seems but they are both lovely!

*eaAndBiscuits8788 (38), Couple on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this great couple last night, brilliant genuine people, unfortunately didn't get to spend as much time as planned but will definitely see them again

*iking1997 (28), Man on 23 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always great seeing J and K at the socials and always stealing the show with being well dressed. Hope to see you at the next social when it comes round :-)

*nfiltered4fun (52), Man on 1 November 2025 by Meeting in person:
Once again at a party i met this amazing.couple always good fun and great to chat to. Had some lovely fun with Mrs and was joined for a spit roast later by Mr.

*igtitsmcgee (34), Woman on 29 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
I just want to pack my bags and come live with these two. I may even love them more than anyone else

*eavyInChocolate (29), Man on 28 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met J at a few recent socials, he’s always such a welcoming person with a naturally friendly vibe. You can literally talk to him about anything! After those events, I ran into both J & K at a party last weekend, and it was such a pleasure catching up with them. They totally rocked their Beauty & the Beast costumes, and even out of costume, they were still turning up the heat!

*abygirlcrimson9802 (23), Couple on 27 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met these two lovely people at a private party at the weekend, was drawn to them the minute they walked in as their costumes were stunning! So easy to talk to and seem like genuine down to earth people not to mention really good looking, hopefully will get something sorted to see them again at some point soon :) xx

*urvy and Beardy (32), Couple on 26 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Great seeing these 2! Their outfits were amazing for the Halloween party! We are so impressed with her skills in designing fashion. Looking forward to seeing them again soon. ??

*arshmellow22 (25), Woman on 26 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a cute couple met a few times need to have fun next time we meet friendly sweet and gorgeous xx

*exygranniepants (27), Woman on 26 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple last night, amazing costumes! Will have to arrange something soon x

*nicornLadySparkles (54), Woman on 26 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of seeing this couple at a halloween party recently.. oh my their costumes were amazing and all handmade, wow xxx absolutely lovely couple so polite and easy to talk to, look forward to chatting again, Sparkles xx

*quirting unicorn (38), Woman on 21 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Have met both Mr and Mrs at different events but glad to finally be able to get some 1:1 chatting. Really lovely couple and Mrs has some rather interesting things to say cant wait to hear more! Respect their boundaries and treat them well! X

*igtitsmcgee (34), Woman on 20 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
As per had thee most amazing time with this couple. If I could id move in, 2nd best option at least move a hell of a lot closer x

*ed_jacket_guy (44), Man on 20 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this charmer again at last nights social minus the red jacket which has left her disappointed. I won’t disappoint next time. Still was great too see her again and chat. Will see you at the next one

*BootyfulDay (35), Woman on 20 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely getting to meet these 2 lovely people at both the Elgin social and Aberdeen social this weekend! Being social butterflies hehe really enjoy getting a blether with them and appreciated his dancing on Saturday! X

*uci_White (31), Man on 19 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple again at the first Elgin social last night.. what can I possibly say?! Beautiful ?? and I’m looking forward to finally getting a proper chat just us ??

*uspended milf1993 (32), Woman on 19 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to see this couple again and get to introduce them to not just ny bf they have seen many times before but my hubby too :)

*eauty and the Beard (44), Couple on 19 October 2025 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely wonderful couple, beautiful inside and out. Beard got to spend friday night with them at karaoke, and then on the saturday Elgin social we all got to meet up and have a blast with everyone. Always a joy to spend time with x

*heekycouple6978 (47), Couple on 20 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at a social. Very friendly, very chatty and very laid back. Until the next time.

*averdaveABZ (47), Man on 18 August 2025 by Meeting in person:
I’ve enjoyed meeting this could a number of times now. Whether privately in a bar or at a big social, they are great to talk to. With lots of common interests beyond the swing scene as well, I’m sure we’ll be catching up again soon. If you get the chance to meet either or both, I’d highly recommend. RD x

*we kinky guy (55), Man on 30 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Apologies to this lovely couple. Hadn't realised I've not done a veri yet. Genuine , lovely couple that I have met many times in the lifestyle from socials to much more. Mrs is absolutely amazing in her abilities making the keyrings for last Christmas party which were the highlight of the night. Thank you deeply for doing this for me and everyone at the party.

*hilliCouple15 (33), Couple on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Mrs met this amazing couple at the Aberdeen soical. They both looked amazing and was very easy to chat to. It definitely is a small world ;) x

*uspended milf1993 (32), Woman on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Awww met this beautiful couple at aberdeen social last night, always so cheerful to be around manage to get a little catch up but always a pleasure xx

*erKing_HisQueen22 (38), Couple on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this beautiful pair at the Aberdeen social and thoroughly enjoyed their company. Definitely hoping to see them again soon and maybe for more than a social ;-)

*ujanee (26), Man on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple last night at the social. They were nice to speak to. Looking forward to meeting them in the future.

*luffykins (43), Woman on 6 July 2025 by Meeting in person:
Ran into this lovely couple at the Aberdeen social. The male half had amazing psychic powers! Cough splutter cough. The female half also has her own amazing talents. They really should create their own act.

*hugoid (40), Man on 3 June 2025 by Meeting in person:
Was chatting to K when the suggestion of a social was made - so I met J and K and was enchanted by both immediately. Great banter, easy to get on with. And definitely looking forward to a future meet!

*edhead19 (47), Woman on 13 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met these 2 at socials and parties. Finally got to motorboat K’s vet ample boobs! Loved her corset too… can’t believe she makes them! Will defo need to get one made at some point

*ittleRed18 (34), Woman on 13 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Sorry for not verifying this pair sooner (I need to sack my fabmin assistant :P) Have met this wonderful couple on many occasions socially. Very easy to get along with and always guarantee me a giggle or two!

*ergus1622 (41), Man on 13 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Met this fab couple at a private party, so down to earth and lovely. Always got time for nice people and they certainly are.

*ennifer 5555 (57), Woman on 13 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to spend time with this amazing couple. Mrs was looking absolutely stunning at last night’s party and Mr always makes me smile, laugh, giggle or growl. Till next time x

*rincessExx (22), Woman on 1 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Always a joy seeing these two, J knows I've got a soft spot for him, always there for a hug. K looking beautiful in her deigns as per. I need a corset! Will never say no to partying again xx

*luttysarah (26), Woman on 11 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Always my pleasure to see these too even tho we didn't get to play always good to have a chat and of course I'll bring the sweetie box anytime ;)

*r and Mrs FireandSpice (39), Couple on 11 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a little chat with this couple at a party on saturday seem Like a lovely couple with hopefully chat with them again at some point

*ed_jacket_guy (44), Man on 11 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Got the chance to meet this lovely couple at the party on Saturday. Great to talk to, very welcoming. Hope to see you guys at the next one, hopefully my back will be better and can play the next time. Thanks guys

*cLoon (24), Man on 10 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
This amazing couple did me a solid and took me along with them to the party, had the pleasure to see J at work and again heard wonders about his magical hands, really hoping to have a moment with K as she is beautiful, we’re both just shy lol x

*odo Proudfoot (57), Man on 10 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Briefly met this lovely couple at a private party and look forward to getting a chance to talk more soon and explore opportunities to sample some kink to see which flavour's they both like.

*ennifer 5555 (57), Woman on 10 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Omg this woman can kiss. Very passionate and a massive turn on. Husband enjoyed being our audience

*inkyKouple754 (49), Couple on 8 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met Mr at party. Thoroughly good lad. Sociable and good banter. A brief hello with Mrs too. No doubt see these lovely pair again

*anddeescots (36), Couple on 28 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great to chat albeit too briefly at the recent Aberdeen social, conversation was super warm and friendly! It will be great to catch up properly at a future event xRx

*BootyfulDay (35), Woman on 28 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely couple! Love getting the chance to catch up with them even when I’m dotting about like a headless chicken :-p super friendly, lovely ice breaker that Mrs has and all round gorgeous people to be around :-)

*weetflight (40), Man on 27 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had the pleasure meeting this lovely couple in one of the social meet in Aberdeen. I was so nervous being my first time but they were kind to make me feel welcome. I was also given my favourite dinosaur sticker. Thanks guys!

*rincess.daddy (52), Couple on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a good chat with this lovely couple. Discussed a few things and felt very at ease with them

*bzmale2023 (37), Man on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at the Aberdeen social. Really enjoyed the conversation and getting to meet them both and looking forward to meeting them again.

*ighland_Libertin (44), Man on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met K and J at a previous social and we are regularly in touch. They are great members of the scene, enthusiastically taking part in socials and parties for everyone's delight. Hope to see them again soon!

*luttysarah (26), Woman on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure seeing you guys can wait to again definitely just a couple of wounderful and kind hearted people 3

*ennifer 5555 (57), Woman on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
This couple are a great combination of friendly banter and stunning eye candy. K’s boobs always have me mesmerised whenever I’m in their company. J is outgoing and flirtatious while K smoulders with sex appeal. Amazing couple who I can’t wait to catch up with again soon x

*bzsocialpear (35), Couple on 26 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Lovely to meet this couple again at the social, thank you so much for venturing out in the weather to make it along, I really appreciate it! Nice couple who complement each other well and friendly to those around them. Hope you both had a lovely evening :-) Ex

*cLoon (24), Man on 25 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met both partner of this couple on a few occasions now, always get a good chin wag with these two, always a pleasure to see the mrs as shes very nice on the eyes and the mr is always a good chat n lovely to hear what he’s been up to xx

*artangiant (41), Man on 24 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple at the Aberdeen social, Mrs has the most wonderful assets and they are both great to chat with. Hope to see you again soon and hats off for travelling all the way in for the event!