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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Since it's Monday find your excuse to ring in sick to work. Start with "I can't come into work today because...." & let predictive text give your excuse..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I am going back home now so I have a viral infection which has been known as my income..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I can't come in to work today because I have a great day and you can get a new job

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I can't come to work today because I have no idea what the actual fcuk

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By *limfitladMan over a year ago

Dublin & Galway mostly.

I can't come into work today because I have to work on my chat up lines.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

I can't come into work today because I have a great day and I will be in the future.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan over a year ago

Tamworth

I can't come into work today because I have a good day ahead x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

I can't come into work today because I was wondering if you have a great day and I will be fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come to work today because im sick x boss says you say that every time just how sick are you. Guy says well im in bed fucking my auntie

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I can’t come into work today because I’m going out of the country.

Leaving that right there. It’s a sign. Where’s my passport?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I can't come into work today because my wife has been unwell so I've had her op and a couple weeks ago so I've just started the new year for my PhD thesis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I have to give the mr the credit for all my lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come into work today because of covid.. predictive text knows!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t come to work today because I’m feeling better today feeling good thanks again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going back up and going back into the bed.

Short sweet, and tells the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t come into work today because I’m going out to the church.

-well that’s a damn lie right there and the boss knows that

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can’t come into work today because I’m going on a train to work tomorrow and I will have a good time

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I can't come to work today because my wife has been a few weeks back so I'm not sure how to contact you again though as I'm working now and I'm not going anywhere near the airport...... wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I have a great day

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I can't come into work today because I have a great time with you

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I can't come in to work today because I'm not working on the way there

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By *aughty but nice...Man over a year ago

Staffs

I can't come into work today because I have a great time in the morning and I will be a good time to get the chance to meet you at the moment I am not sure if you have a great time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going back home and getting back home with you and the family are going back home in the next two week so if I need anything bring it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my wife has been unwell.

NBVN x

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I can’t come into work today because I’m going on the weekend to see the kids so we will hopefully be there in for the two days I will get back in touch with you later

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

I can’t come into work today because I’m going on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come in to work today because I'm going out with the kids

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I can't come in to work today because I'm always busy with the other one and the rest...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I have a great deal of the year.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can't come in today becasuse because of the water and the occasional noise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t come to work today at work lol I think I can get a little more comfortable

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

I can't come into work today because I have to go to work now and have to work on the bed and breakfast at the moment so I'll have to be a bit of a headache for the rest of the week

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By *oson-BlueCouple over a year ago

North Kent

I can’t come into work today because my dog has been working all night

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

I can't come into work today because they were going to be able to pick me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant come in to work today because my phone is working and my phone is still not functioning properly and I'm not working so I'll have a quick look at the phone on Friday night and sort out the issue.

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