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By *hismMan 7 days ago
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I decide to go travelling and somewhere along the line I ended up in China and met the girl of my dreams a beautiful Chinese women after a few months of dating we were lying in bed and I thought I'd try my luck and asked if she wanted to do a 69.
She said I'm not cooking at this time of night go to sleep
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By *hismMan 7 days ago
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My three year old daughter asked me
"Where does poo come from?"
I was a little uncomfortable but decided to give her an honest explanation. So I said, "You just ate breakfast, yes?"
"Yes." she replied.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
She looked a little perplexed, and stared at me in stunned silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?" |
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