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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. *pulls out Pokémon cards*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me: hey do you wanna play war ?

Her: What?

Me: yea I lay on the floor and you blow the fuck out of me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you were a door....I'd bang you all night long!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

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By *og-Man OP Man over a year ago

somewhere

You must have fallen from Heaven....cause your face is a mess

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By *lameBoyMan over a year ago

Enfield & Dublin

Your eyes are like spanner’s.

Every time I look into them, my nuts tighten!

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

I'd bang you like a shithouse door when the plague comes to town

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

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By *dfabMan over a year ago

Dunboyne

M: I'd love to take you to dinner.

F: oh! That would be lovely. How come you asked me?

M: ah it's just cos I think you're starving. When you bent over the photocopier, it looked like your arse was trying to eat your knickers

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By *ratos87Man over a year ago

Galway

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

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By *he English OneMan over a year ago

west

M: can I get you a drink?

F:oh yes please that's very kind of you

M: anytime luv now that will be €5 cash or card

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