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By *rownForFun OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Toulouse

Did one of you had a sexual slip of the tongue in public. How did you deal with it? How did people react?

Where is it? In Cock, oh sorry, I meant in Cork, the city

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Used to be very careful talking to.my mother about the inter cert exams years ago after telling sex education was on the inter course...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joe has a broken leg, Mike comes over and asks, how you doing Joe. Do me a favour, run upstairs and get my slippers. Mike goes upstairs and sees Joes gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters. He says your dad sent me up to have sex with both of you. One girl replies get out of here you pervert, prove it! Mike shouts down the stairs. Hey Joe! Both of them? Joe shout back of course both of em, whats the point of fucking one...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"Used to be very careful talking to.my mother about the inter cert exams years ago after telling sex education was on the inter course..."

That's just reminded me of Jane Austen's novel, Persuasion, that we did for the Leaving Cert. Apparently our heroine Anne was a swinger. When she was introduced to the dashing Captain Wentworth at a party, the host asked her "oh, do you know Captain Wentworth then?". She replied "no, we've just had intercourse on a number of occasions"

Probably just a slag though

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman  over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I once went into Gamestop and asked them where the playboy games were. The two assistants found it funny. I didn't cop it until I went to the PlayStation section. Blonde moment.

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By *rownForFun OP   Man  over a year ago

Near Toulouse


"I once went into Gamestop and asked them where the playboy games were. The two assistants found it funny. I didn't cop it until I went to the PlayStation section. Blonde moment. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Asked for "cockporn " with butter at the cinema

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life" "

I thought that was the marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In The cinema asking for cockporn

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade "

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole! "

Oi McCarthy! He's bad enough without encouragement

Madame Boo

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole! "

Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!

Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!

(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)

Nom Nom Nom

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!

Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!

Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!

(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)

Nom Nom Nom "

Coarse or fine chip marmalade

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!

Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!

Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!

(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)

Nom Nom Nom

Coarse or fine chip marmalade "

Coarse gets a wilder ride!

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By *urious1983NIWoman  over a year ago

Lisburn

A nice big shaggy Durex dog

Dulux, dulux, dulux...

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"I went to ask the missus to pass me the butter this morning at breakfast. Instead what I accidentally said was "you bloody bitch! You've ruined my life"

I thought that was the marmalade

Which reminds me of the difference between jam and marmalade... Ya can't marmalade yer cock up yer missus' hole!

Phwoooaaaarrrr I never thought of using marmalade as lube!

Mmmmmm tangy after taste too!

(Like a Terry's Chocolate Orange)

Nom Nom Nom "

Butt... it's not Terry's, it's mine

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm always afraid I'll ask the hairdresser for a wash, cut and blow job.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"I'm always afraid I'll ask the hairdresser for a wash, cut and blow job. "

I worked with a few lads back in the mid eighties and one of them was a bit simple for want of a better word. A couple of them convinced your man to ask the barber for a wash, cut and blow job. He did.

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I am a former convent girl...can you tell

Was reading out loud in class and said orgasm instead of organism. Sister M was not impressed

Madame Boo

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