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over a year ago
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"Lychee juice with a bit of pussy juice from a 45 years virgin. "
Can help with the juice but not the pussy juice I’m afraid I’m neither a virgin or 45 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please"
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. |
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over a year ago
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am  "
This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am
This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn "
Yeah but blue fresh breath!
I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am
This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn
Yeah but blue fresh breath!
I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later "
Hahaha oh the memories. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx"
Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X |
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace. "
Omg marry me I love you 
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am
This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn
Yeah but blue fresh breath!
I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later
Hahaha oh the memories. "
Aftershocks... no memory  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.
Omg marry me I love you
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal "
Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two bottles of hooch and four blue aftershocks please ma’am
This just reminded me of my raving days! Nice choice! But red aftershock is better just saying. The burn
Yeah but blue fresh breath!
I’m planning on doing some frenchieing later
Hahaha oh the memories.
Aftershocks... no memory "
Hahaha! I’m like that with sourz shots and jäger bombs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx
Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X"
It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Peach gin and cream soda please lots of ice xx
Ooooh that sounds delicious I might have to make me one too! Have you tried grapefruit gin it’s incredibly drinkable. X
It's very good I like pink grapefruit and elderflower with lemonade xx"
Yes I love all the flavoured Gins really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me  x
Have you tried the cherry one xx
Ooh no but I must!!! "
It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx |
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x
Have you tried the cherry one xx
Ooh no but I must!!!
It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx"
There’s one in spoons that’s glittery and tastes of marshamallow/candy floss. Can only have one it’s very sweet. |
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.
Omg marry me I love you
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal
Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch! "
Phew !
Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.
Omg marry me I love you
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal
Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!
Phew !
Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch"
The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think its a spiced rum on the rocks for me x
Have you tried the cherry one xx
Ooh no but I must!!!
It's good I'm not an alcoholic I promise also there is a new bubblegum gin xx
There’s one in spoons that’s glittery and tastes of marshamallow/candy floss. Can only have one it’s very sweet. "
I'm not over keen on that tbh xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thought this was a thread about Minskys show bar in Cardiff
Some great acts there, I've never seen guys with such great legs in such high shoes!
Jo x "
Oooh that sounds fun... haha sadly not just me providing some light entertainment of a Friday evening. X |
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.
Omg marry me I love you
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal
Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!
Phew !
Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch
The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments. "
What about the cheese football omg they're awesome but never see them in pubs 
More of a Xmas snack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of cold stowfords and a bag of open crisps with a pickled egg in it please
Yes!!!! I grew up in a pub and I never knew anyone else do this s&v with a pickled egg is ace.
Omg marry me I love you
I also empty a bag of nuts into my crisps and chop up a scotch egg into it as well
Please tell me I'm normal
Totally normal. Seen it done many of times but chuck pork scratching in the mix too extra crunch!
Phew !
Not into pork scratchings but do love a classic pub go to snack the "scampi fry" and that's got crunch
The daddy of bar snacks. Them and cheese moments.
What about the cheese football omg they're awesome but never see them in pubs
More of a Xmas snack "
Yeah definitely more Xmassy if that’s even a word haha. Let’s talk twiglets.. personally I’m
Not a fan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x"
Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish |
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x
Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish"
Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.
Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x
Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish
Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.
Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X"
She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on. "
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X |
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"Do you have any nice local beers? I like to support local breweries. Westley (m) x
Well we have st austell brewery, tribute or proper job on tap. They’re local ish
Very nice. I will have a Proper Job.
Very tempting to ask if the barmaid would like a Tribute but I am sure she hears that gag every day! X
She likes a proper job ending in a tribute lol. X"
My kind of lady!  |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X"
Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X
Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then. "
Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A cup of tea please
How does one take it?
Oooooooooooo yes please. White no sugar please. A builders brew. Yorkshire tea if you have it xx"
PG tips I’m afraid. But builders tea I can do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whisky please. No ice.
Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison.
Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old"
You can have whatever you like x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alcohol free cider please
Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host. "
Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a strawberry daiquiri
Oooh yes that I can do. Would you like it frozen too in this heat? X
Oh you spoil me yes please lovely x"
Coming right up x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alcohol free cider please
Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host.
Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you! "
Good choice. I like the old mout alcohol free. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alcohol free cider please
Any particular flavour? Glass and ice? I’m a good host.
Ooooh a strawberry and lime, glass please but hold the ice Thank you!
Good choice. I like the old mout alcohol free. X"
Oooh not tried that I'll have a looky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whisky please. No ice.
Single malt? Bourbon? Name your poison.
Can i have an Old Pultney please. Preferably 12 years old
You can have whatever you like x "
Thanks very much! I'll also get that strawberry daiquiri too. Its on me |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X
Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.
Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect "
Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I offer you a drink?
Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..
if I do say myself "
Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X
Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.
Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect
Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic? "
Plus straws are ace for making teeth nice and shiney |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
"Pineapple gin with pineapple garnish & extra pineapple on the side. Only considerate for anyone I might give a shot later on.
The barmaid is highly allergic to pineapple so help yourself. X
Oh no! You won't be wanting a shot later then.
Not if it’s pineapple flavoured lol try strawberry’s apparently they have the same affect
Everything strawberry then please. Unless anyone who wants to suck my dick is allergic?
Plus straws are ace for making teeth nice and shiney "
Youre right - I suppose penises are fun straws aren't they? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Large brandy and a coffee please
How about making it an Irish coffee with the brandy in. Live a little xx
Twisted my arm.....yes please "
What can I say I’m a bad influence hehe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I offer you a drink?
Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..
if I do say myself
Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x "
Of course with a shot of Prosecco.
Or maybe a bottle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I offer you a drink?
Ive been making pornstar martinis this evening and they are rather delicious..
if I do say myself
Oooh yes please with the side of Prosecco? Minxy is going to be rather pissed with all these offers x
Of course with a shot of Prosecco.
Or maybe a bottle "
Hahaha good girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach "
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x "
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then "
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so... |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so... "
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please "
Coming right up. X |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please
Coming right up. X"
Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please
Coming right up. X
Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service? "
Service with a smile |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please
Coming right up. X
Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?
Service with a smile "
A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bitch on the Beach sounds great. Reminds me of something I had years ago called a Pipi Bomb (named after the bar) - Jagerbomb with a shot of peach schnapps. Dangerous. "
Oooh sounds lethal!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please
Coming right up. X
Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?
Service with a smile
A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome "
Nothing but a smile?? X |
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"Sex on the Beach please. With a generous helping of beach
I make something called a bitch on the beach it’s a sex on the beach but better! Trust me x
Does it involve a beach at all? I really could do with a lovely (quiet, Covid free) beach to sit on! I'll enjoy my bitch even more then
I do live above a very private cove in sunny cornwall so yes I guess so...
Splendid! A bitch on the beach please
Coming right up. X
Is it bar service, table service or a different kind of service?
Service with a smile
A bar tender wearing a smile is always very welcome
Nothing but a smile?? X"
Sounds devine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A slippery blowjob please barmaid
And to drink?
Well apparently the bar maid is getting a shot of something..."
If she plays her cards right she may get the tip I mean a tip |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please.
Crushed ice or cubes?
Last ordered was called but for you "
Cubes. Better make that two if it's last orders. Things can get... funky after two Long Islands...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Long Island Iced Tea for me, please.
Crushed ice or cubes?
Last ordered was called but for you
Cubes. Better make that two if it's last orders. Things can get... funky after two Long Islands... "
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