"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
I have no idea what that means lol "
I'm thinking it means have no electricity upstairs / in the bedroom (i may be wrong though)  |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
I have no idea what that means lol "
is the wand mains electric? |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
I have no idea what that means lol
I'm thinking it means have no electricity upstairs / in the bedroom (i may be wrong though) "
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"Tell me more!!!
Ive heard about such devices 
Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow
Where did you get ???
Stamps feet like a child!!!"
Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!"
I know you'd rather have the real deal. It just Gillis in nicely while I recharge my batteries.  |
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"The Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand's super strength vibrations and flexible head makes it the perfect massager for relieving tense and tired muscles. The long handle makes it easy for you to massage yourself on your own - you can reach your back and shoulders as well as massaging tired feet and leg muscles. For an even more relaxing sensation, ask your partner to use the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand as part of a massage that may evolve into foreplay and more."
If its that good for my bad back then feck it should be good in the knickers department  |
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"Tell me more!!!
Ive heard about such devices
Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow
Where did you get ???
Stamps feet like a child!!!
Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace"
Thanks thinks a spending spree is in order, is the mains cable long enough or do you need an extension?
Thats a serious question by the way lol |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
I have no idea what that means lol
is the wand mains electric?"
Oh yes, no more batteries for J, might have to get a portable nucleat power plant though! D |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
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If dave goes anywhere near the fuse box he will be punished,.and banished to the garden |
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"Tell me more!!!
Ive heard about such devices
Mutiple clit orgasms, and more wow
Where did you get ???
Stamps feet like a child!!!
Lovehoney, its the delux, got the lilly pad, and g spot attachments. Its frigging ace
Thanks thinks a spending spree is in order, is the mains cable long enough or do you need an extension?
Thats a serious question by the way lol"
Leads not very long, depends on position of your bed to the nearest socket, we need an extension |
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""The Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand's super strength vibrations and flexible head makes it the perfect massager for relieving tense and tired muscles. The long handle makes it easy for you to massage yourself on your own - you can reach your back and shoulders as well as massaging tired feet and leg muscles. For an even more relaxing sensation, ask your partner to use the Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand as part of a massage that may evolve into foreplay and more."
If its that good for my bad back then feck it should be good in the knickers department "
We jump in the hot tub to relieve aches and pains, brill for a bad back |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
I know you'd rather have the real deal. It just Gillis in nicely while I recharge my batteries. "
Nothing can replace the real thing |
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"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,
Thank you, dave !!!! 
Dave? love it....I can;t use mine...too powerful......"
This one has variable speed, just move the wheel |
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"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,
Thank you, dave !!!! Happy birthday and hope you managed to stay there for a while xx"
Thank you, are you back from your jollies yet. |
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"Haha soon all the men will be posting in here wondering how to get their women back!!!!
just drop the ring main to the upstairs....doddle
I have no idea what that means lol
is the wand mains electric?
Oh yes, no more batteries for J, might have to get a portable nucleat power plant though! D"
see the green lobby are aiming at the wrong people..
its not going to be car users or airplane travel which causes global warming..
as the seas rise and we cant breathe fresh air the woman will be whistling innocently going 'who me'...lol
no wonder the Chinese are building new power stations weekly... |
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"Just tried the wand, ive gone to heaven,
Thank you, dave !!!!
Dave? love it....I can;t use mine...too powerful......
This one has variable speed, just move the wheel "
so does mine...even on the lowest speed it is too much for me...I must be mega sensitive... |
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