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We’re on the river bank and we’ve got tables inside/outside, in the shade and in the full sun
Full menu of EVERYTHING including full meals or snacks and every drink and cocktail known.
Oh and a duke box loaded with choons and dance floor(there’s a music free zone as well)
Grab a seat, or reserve one if you’re at work and the big question is
Where are you sitting and what would you like to eat, drink and listen to |
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"A gallon of orange juice please.
Tomahawk steaks from the grill.
Slipknot - any track, just play it LOUD ok? "
Yes yes and are you happy with headphones for your slipknot ?
Oh ffs go on then, one track super loud to please my customer  |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x"
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails "
Flat out dead with any luck .... |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails
Flat out dead with any luck ...."
Nahhh don’t say that, no one wants that |
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"Hi Sam
I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525  "
Hi Lisa
One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles
Choon on
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
Woah-oh
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails
Flat out dead with any luck ...."
Please no necrophilia is not my bag
And it’s bad for pub business |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails
Flat out dead with any luck ....
Please no necrophilia is not my bag
And it’s bad for pub business "
Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails
Flat out dead with any luck ....
Please no necrophilia is not my bag
And it’s bad for pub business
Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing"
Definitely much rather have you alive for what I have in mind xx |
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"Pint of your finest cyanide please barman
That’s one of my deadly cocktails
Good .. make it a double
I’ll take a seat next to this lovely young lady and see if she bites x
She’ll be flat out after 2 pints of my cocktails
Flat out dead with any luck ....
Please no necrophilia is not my bag
And it’s bad for pub business
Brings a whole new meaning to corpsing
Definitely much rather have you alive for what I have in mind xx"
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"I’ll have a glass of Albariño please
I’ll take a seat somewhere hot please. With a book. Some garlic & chili prawns.
Hmm. I fancy listening to some nostalgia- Echo Beach I think."
I’ll put you on the man made pubs echo beach in the full sun, I’m a prawn guru so get ready to have your taste buds tingling
From nine to five, I have to spend my time at work
My job is very boring, I'm an office clerk
The only thing that helps me pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach someday |
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please?  "
Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch
Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly |
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please?
Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch
Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly "
Thank you! I'll leave a tip and rate you on trip advisor  |
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By *isa 59Woman 3 weeks ago
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"Hi Sam
I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525
Hi Lisa
One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles
Choon on
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
Woah-oh
"
Thanks Sam…much appreciated |
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"May just park my derriere in the shade, sunglasses on so I can people watch incognito. May I have a cold lager shandy with a straw and a chicken bbq pizza please?
Perfect couch on the deck in the shade with full view to people watch
Drink on its way, pizza to follow shortly
Thank you! I'll leave a tip and rate you on trip advisor "
Don’t put Come to quick on trip advisor they might not think it’s the food and drink service |
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"Hi Sam
I’ll take a seat in the shade and a pint of Estrella please with a bit of nostalgia from Zager and Evans - In the Year 2525
Hi Lisa
One on the viewing playform that’s perfect for you, estrella on the way with tapas nibbles
Choon on
In the year 6565
Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter, too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
Woah-oh
Thanks Sam…much appreciated "
Absolutely my pleasure as always I aim to please |
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"A pitcher of Guinness, sirloin steak (medium rare), Diane sauce, followed by Eton mess. Anywhere to sit as I'm not fussy. "
*checks out the Eton Mess approaching at 3'0clock from 10 paces from under the sun glasses*
*moves closer with spoon |
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I’ll have a Del Boy special cocktail, with a straw and an umbrella.
Scampi & chips in a basket and club Tropicana blasting out.
I’ll sit at the bar so I can chat up the buxom serving wench.
Thanking you |
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