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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere

I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

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By *in89Man 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

"

Days like today are why you have a hot tub and run it at natural temperature

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By *s2andyou2Couple 2 weeks ago

Borders

Get a vodka cocktail down ya

Mrs

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By *in89Man 2 weeks ago

Bristol


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

"

Days like today are why you have a hot tub and run it at natural temperature

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends

*looks at camera*

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By *uddycloudsMan 2 weeks ago

london


"People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

"

Obviously it’s your fault…….you’re a hot human magnet; turn the heat down a bit please!

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By *esthetic21Man 2 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I've definitely lost my appetite the past 2 days. Still eaten but not really wanted to

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By *oody BMan 2 weeks ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

O think you are the first person I e heard this year to say ‘it’s too hot!’ Well done. Haha.

I’d like to say - I like it hot, keep it coming!

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By *ornycougaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho "
25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 2 weeks ago

Merseyside

Haha the sun is delicious and exhausting for many

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby

I'd normally agree with you but we had such a a shit Summer last year that I actually found Winter quite depressing whereas I usually always look forward to it. Maybe I need the Summer and disgusting stickiness to appreciate the crisp and cool air with thick jumpers that Winter brings

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By *avexxMan 2 weeks ago

cheshire

my body needs sun and warmth good for my joints

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By *eliWoman 2 weeks ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Hi Miss Coyote

Lovely to read you and this thread (which feels a tad premature but I'm not one to shame anyone).

Quick heads up, you're probably going to hate me until September. Thought I'd give you an advanced notice for that voodoo doll.

Sunshinely yours

A Woman With A Solar Powered Libido Who Is Very, Very Ready For Summer

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By *illy IdolMan 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle

Hiya Coyote, I'm sorry to hear this. I'd be happy to halves on an air conditioned room with. I'd even promise not to talk

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 2 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Well it's been really hot here today.

That will do me it can go back to being cold

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 2 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Where I am it's only 18°, which isn't really hot enough to bother me.

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By *bi HaiveMan 2 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

"

Simple solution.

Do what I've done today.

Not looked in a mirror once, put on one item of clothing and spent the entire day prone on the sofa.

Could leave the flat at some point but I doubt it.

Solitude, isolation and tunes.

Definitely the least 'peopley' day I've had in a while.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Get a vodka cocktail down ya

Mrs "

I don't drink vodka but I'm willing to try it.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"O think you are the first person I e heard this year to say ‘it’s too hot!’ Well done. Haha.

I’d like to say - I like it hot, keep it coming! "

Expect at least one a week woody.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 2 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

It was a bit hot, yes. My ears are sunburnt

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By *eroLondonMan 2 weeks ago

Covent Garden

The sooner she goes the better, one 'bum loss' for the UNLOS.

Which means more rum for me, more log fires, more crisp cool breezes and the kicking of dry rustling winter leaves.

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"I'd normally agree with you but we had such a a shit Summer last year that I actually found Winter quite depressing whereas I usually always look forward to it. Maybe I need the Summer and disgusting stickiness to appreciate the crisp and cool air with thick jumpers that Winter brings "

I appreciate the cold air without having to suffer summer. I want my thick jumpers!

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By *r Black 85Man 2 weeks ago

nottingham


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy"

Hot This Year

Dirtsman

That started playing in my head when I read this

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"I'd normally agree with you but we had such a a shit Summer last year that I actually found Winter quite depressing whereas I usually always look forward to it. Maybe I need the Summer and disgusting stickiness to appreciate the crisp and cool air with thick jumpers that Winter brings

I appreciate the cold air without having to suffer summer. I want my thick jumpers! "

Oh I love the cold air, the greyness of January and February just hit extra hard this year

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 2 weeks ago

North West

It was bloomin' warm in the Arena last night but it was pretty nice to whizz back through the city centre, to the car in the cooler air at 23:00. I liked not getting piss wet through due to the rain and ending up sat in wet undies and on a wet wheelchair seat cushion. I've WFH from the garden x2 this week and that's been absolutely divine too.

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By *cLovin2Man 2 weeks ago

Reading

I love summer, surely the best season of the year.

Coyote you are officially weird now

Who the heck likes the cold?

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago

Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm "

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm "

Ewww ewww ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing "

How do you think I felt

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

How do you think I felt "

Sorry you had you burn your arm off

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By *illy IdolMan 2 weeks ago

Somewhere near the middle


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 2 weeks ago

North West


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing "

It is pretty grim, tbf

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

It is pretty grim, tbf "

It didn't help that she used THAT word

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By *amie HantsWoman 2 weeks ago

Atlantis

Oh I love it!

I’ve been in a sundress outside doing my notes in the park after my appointments. I got an ice cream and met a puppy.

If a strangers moist T-shirt touched my arm I’d have burnt the park to the ground though. That’s hideous

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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

It is pretty grim, tbf

It didn't help that she used THAT word "

Moist? I love it! I don’t love sweaty, moist tshirts.

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By *ornycougaWoman 2 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho 25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy"

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out!

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

It is pretty grim, tbf

It didn't help that she used THAT word

Moist? I love it! I don’t love sweaty, moist tshirts. "

Context is everything I suppose

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out! "

While getting those tan lines more pronounced?

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out!

While getting those tan lines more pronounced? "

Oh tan lines!

Another thing to add to the list.

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By *oeBeansMan 2 weeks ago

Derby


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out!

While getting those tan lines more pronounced?

Oh tan lines!

Another thing to add to the list. "

Tan lines are hot

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By *oyoteUgly OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

somewhere


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out!

While getting those tan lines more pronounced?

Oh tan lines!

Another thing to add to the list.

Tan lines are hot "

No

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By *imi_RougeWoman 2 weeks ago

Portsmouth

You need one of those ice baths, you can just dunk yourself in it. Would also keep your coffee cold. Winner!

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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago

East Surrey


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm

Out of everything that I've ever read on here, that has to be by far the most gag-inducing

How do you think I felt "

My skin crawled at the thought of that

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By *r.Stephen-PickleMan 2 weeks ago

Ends


"Yay. Returning to the UK tomorrow so this is music to my ears. I was so over jeans, scarves and thick jumpers when I left. May leave the boots out for occasional wear tho

25 this weekend babyyyyyyyyyyy

Woop woop. Imma be getting my tan out!

While getting those tan lines more pronounced?

Oh tan lines!

Another thing to add to the list.

Tan lines are hot

No"

Rare W

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Wake me up in October please."

I know a song about that.

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By *cLovin2Man 2 weeks ago

Reading


"Someone squeezed past me today in the shop and his moist tshirt touched my arm "

Be glad he didn't take off his socks and chuck em in your face.

It's all relative.

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By *agnar73Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot "

Yeah, but we live north of the wall.

I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress.

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By *agnar73Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot

Yeah, but we live north of the wall.

I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress."

Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not "

*parp*

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By *agnar73Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Difficult to know with wind if it’s actually okay or not

*parp*"

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple 2 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"I’d say today was pleasant, not sure how many more weeks before actual sort of hot

Yeah, but we live north of the wall.

I wore a light jacket today. That’s progress."

I wore a swimsuit I am a delightful shade of lobster.

Its most becoming

MrsAbz

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By *enriette and SamCouple 2 weeks ago

The Magic whip


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

"

Cool story.

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By *ames250122Man 2 weeks ago

Worcester


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

"

Aww sorry to hear about how today been for OP in the heat. Sounds it was pretty gruelling for you. I can’t stand be surrounded by people when it’s hot and stuffy either, it’s not pleasant. The heat makes feeling tired even worse to be fair so I can imagine it wasn’t great for you. Somebody needs to invent the Jacuzzi suit that Milhouses mom gets when he becomes a movie star in one of the Simpsons episodes so everyone can stall cool at work etc x

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By *ou only live onceMan 2 weeks ago

London


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

Aww sorry to hear about how today been for OP in the heat. Sounds it was pretty gruelling for you. I can’t stand be surrounded by people when it’s hot and stuffy either, it’s not pleasant. The heat makes feeling tired even worse to be fair so I can imagine it wasn’t great for you. Somebody needs to invent the Jacuzzi suit that Milhouses mom gets when he becomes a movie star in one of the Simpsons episodes so everyone can stall cool at work etc x"

Are you going to break it to her that it really wasn't that hot today, or shall I?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 2 weeks ago

North West


"I've seen far too many unpleasant sights today, and that was just catching my reflection in the mirror.

My hair is twice the size.

I'm too warm to eat, like wtf!

The ice in my iced coffee melted far too rapidly.

I'm tired and want to sleep and it's like the middle of the frigging day outside.

People standing so close to me I can see their sweat...

Wake me up in October please.

Cool story.

"

Cool runnings?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"I wore a swimsuit I am a delightful shade of lobster."

Pink beaver!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 2 weeks ago

Leeds

First energy drinks and now cold coffee.

THE FUCK

I’m calling the police, you don’t even deserve to be served hash browns, absolutely ludicrous!

The mr

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