FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Waxing (your bum hole)…and..
Waxing (your bum hole)…and..
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid!
I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others.
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it…
Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud!
Anyone else? Or just me??
There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid!
I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others.
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it…
Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud!
Anyone else? Or just me??
There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now "
Is it clearer or an echo? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid!
I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others.
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it…
Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud!
Anyone else? Or just me??
There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now "
Funny like that sliding trombone noise? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Dude! I’d only start to be concerned if you’re sphincter started to play “flight of the bumblebee” when you guff.
If ever there were an opportunity to monetise something..."
I’ll hook up the iTunes contract right away. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
You’re all fucking hilarious!
Sounds like a wet fart even when it’s not. Or if a small one pops out it’s like a balloon popping. I’m really starting to regret posting this.
PS I have a lovely smooth bum hole and fully bi  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"So..here’s a post that’s not going to get me laid!
I’ve been getting fully waxed for the last year or so. Everything off from bum, anus, sack, crack, pubic area etc. Makes me feel great and love the feeling when playing with others.
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny. There I said it…
Must be due to the lack of hair but it’s quite weird/off putting / loud!
Anyone else? Or just me??
There I said it and probably need to delete my profile now
Funny like that sliding trombone noise?"
Yes - that’s the one |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Dude! I’d only start to be concerned if you’re sphincter started to play “flight of the bumblebee” when you guff.
If ever there were an opportunity to monetise something..."
Off to copyright it just in case… |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny.
All farts are funny , not matter if it goes through a luscious mane of hair or through a bald desert "
You are a funny lady. I wasn’t actually very hairy…just not bald like I am now! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"
So…here’s the issue. My farts sound funny.
All farts are funny , not matter if it goes through a luscious mane of hair or through a bald desert "
Thank you for the words of advice your wonderful breast-ness. Ooft - quite spectacular |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You’re all fucking hilarious!
Sounds like a wet fart even when it’s not. Or if a small one pops out it’s like a balloon popping. I’m really starting to regret posting this.
PS I have a lovely smooth bum hole and fully bi "
*Boring science type*
It's because your bumhole is sweaty and all it can do with no hair there, is to sit against your skin and be soggy.
You're welcome.
I hope you wash your bumhole regularly 
And dry it thoroughly. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ndyrae OP Man 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"You’re all fucking hilarious!
Sounds like a wet fart even when it’s not. Or if a small one pops out it’s like a balloon popping. I’m really starting to regret posting this.
PS I have a lovely smooth bum hole and fully bi
*Boring science type*
It's because your bumhole is sweaty and all it can do with no hair there, is to sit against your skin and be soggy.
You're welcome.
I hope you wash your bumhole regularly
And dry it thoroughly. "
I do indeed! Thanks for the science lesson |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
