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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?

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By *icecouple561Couple 2 weeks ago
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East Sussex

If you shot him would you get found out?

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By *partharmonyCouple 2 weeks ago

Ruislip

It reminds me of the old country & western song "If I'd shot you when I wanted too I'd have been out by now".

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By *ansoffateMan 2 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

If he doesn't do it to you first.

Sacrifice the depreciating assets in favour of the appreciating ones.

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By *elloWoman 2 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Take a train trip, talk to a stranger, suggest a criss-cross pact.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 2 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Stay cautious, don't get caught, but make sure the bastard gets shot

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By *scapismXXXMan 2 weeks ago

London


"If you shot him would you get found out?"

Valid line of questioning. Via my brief understanding of disappearances having watched a documentary known as The Sopranos, I believe you may need to familiarise yourself with your local butcher and/or gardener with a wood chipper.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island "

You're very devious Amelia .... But I like it !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Stay cautious, don't get caught, but make sure the bastard gets shot "

oooooo lips ....... I will , thanks

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By *onk3yb0yMan 2 weeks ago

south west

Do you know anyone with a pig farm?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"If you shot him would you get found out?"

No. I have a spud gun ....

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By *anBerksMan 2 weeks ago

Berkshire

No advice, but can you lend me a tenner?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 2 weeks ago

Bromley

I know a good place to hide bodies.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 weeks ago

S. Herts

You both need to move on, so why not help him? Pics of him in the bath with a toaster are SO hot right now.

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By *eroLondonMan 2 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Leave absolutely everything to him. The benevolence of a modern Grånny in this contemporary would is a rare occurrence.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Don't shot the bastard, pay of a hit man to do it, making it look like he popped it naturally.

Take the lot, buy an island

You're very devious Amelia .... But I like it !"

Me no... but I know a guy, who knows a guy........ so if you need anything....

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By *till gameMan 2 weeks ago

fox hat

I would suggest pushing him in front of a train , but it’s a struggle to find a train that’s running

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By *amie HantsWoman 2 weeks ago

Atlantis

I’ll take care of it for you if you marry me afterwards?

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By *mma1973Woman 2 weeks ago

graffiti bridge

You need other hacked off exes and you kill for each other.

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By *oo..Woman 2 weeks ago

Boo's World

Shoot the bastard and feed him to the dogs from the sprawling estate

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By *ecadent_DevonMan 2 weeks ago

Okehampton

Sorry Granny I was boil washing my pants so excuse the late reply. I saw an episode of midsomer murders where someone was tied up and put in a basement beneath the winery and then all the wine was released putting said captive at fear of drowning.

Just spit-balling

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By *oyoteUglyWoman 2 weeks ago

somewhere

If your willing to part with the vineyard and chuck it my way I'll do it for you.

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By *ysticalirishMan 2 weeks ago

Dundalk

An overdose of insulin via an injection in his belly button is virtually undectable or so I hear

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By *nnCeeWoman 2 weeks ago

East Surrey

I mean, if we all turned up, flash mobbed him, and "somehow" he died... who would be able to say who actually did the deed...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"No advice, but can you lend me a tenner? "

I only have £20's Dan

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you know anyone with a pig farm? "

Damn ! I never made a claim on the pig farm ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 2 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"You both need to move on, so why not help him? Pics of him in the bath with a toaster are SO hot right now. "

Best advice yet...... His wet toaster fetish is not my responsibility !

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By *ongWayAroundMan 2 weeks ago

Boston

Burn it all to the ground and collect the insurance then fly off to Vanuatu with your ill gotten gains.

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By *midnight-Woman 2 weeks ago

...

Buy some sheep, turn them loose, find a wild dog to chase the sheep, then send ex to catch dog... Shoot ex, trying to shoot the dog to save the sheep

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll lend you my shovel OP

Ps. I already have a patio with 1 or 2 places spare

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By *rbobbMan 2 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sell one of the cars. Then pay someone to shoot him and bury the body under Littlebirds patio

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By *GermanInLondonMan 2 weeks ago

London

Just throw a coin for each item/property.

I did this in the past for some things we could not agree on and the face off an ex when you get something they really want is priceless (and so is yours for them unfortunately).

Saves money on legal costs.

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By *orillaman32Man 2 weeks ago

Christchurch


"If you shot him would you get found out?"

She could bury him in the vineyard

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By *ldest swinger in townMan 2 weeks ago

kirkcaldy


"

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

apply for the shotgun licence x

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By *arkus1812Man 2 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Where can I buy a bullet proof vest from?

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By *agnar73Man 2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

I’m told counselling is great. Maybe it’s not too late..

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 2 weeks ago

St Leonards

Make it so that I inherit everything once you die Granny, and I'll take care of him for you.

Just him.

Promise xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 2 weeks ago

North West


"

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

Couldn't you hire a hitman/woman/non binary person instead?

Failing that, whacking him with your jeroboam of champers should do the trick

Maybe you could concede that Lada you own as a crumb towards him?

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By *alandNitaCouple 2 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"If you shot him would you get found out?"

The odds of that probably go up if you post about it on t'internet

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By *osey WalesMan 2 weeks ago

Surrey


"No advice, but can you lend me a tenner? "

If she does can you lend me a fiver ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 2 weeks ago

Coventry

a. chop everything in half

b. shoot him and bury under patio

i would go for option b. im relaying my patio! it has lumps in

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By *adyBugsWoman 2 weeks ago

cognito

Can you pay someone else to do it for you?

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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago

Dorchester


"

Hi Helpers and advice type peoples,

I am currently embroiled in a legal battle with my ex husband over property accumulated during our marriage.....

I can't decide whether to keep the vineyard, the sprawling estate, the cars or just throw caution to the wind and shoot the bastard....

What advice can you give me ?"

eat all the grapes

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By *agatoXXXMan 2 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

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By *midnight-Woman 2 weeks ago

...


"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder. "

They'll never spot my bum in the line up

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By *agatoXXXMan 2 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.


"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder.

They'll never spot my bum in the line up "

I think I could.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder. "

Good luck finding my foot…

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By *till gameMan 2 weeks ago

fox hat


"You all now accessories to conspiracy to commit murder. "

Now that would be funny , the court reading out the usernames ha ha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 weeks ago

Central

We need to know his username

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 2 weeks ago

North West


"We need to know his username "

Grandad-Crumpet. Obvs

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By *agatoXXXMan 2 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.


"We need to know his username

Grandad-Crumpet. Obvs "

That's my tinder account.

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