What is your favourite sarcastic or snarky comment? How often do you use it.
Is there a stand out time in your life where you “owned it” with the best sarcastic comment ever?
My fave was actually from someone else, we were in 6th form having lunch and talking about what we were going to do as a career. One guy pipes up “ I’m going to be a model” and before anyone else could respond the quietest, shyest and generally the kindest girl of the group came in with “ what you gonna model? Your feet”
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.
Tell that to the people who base their entire personality off it."
Sarcasm is the lowest form of whit.
Is what the unfunny people say.
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"What is your favourite sarcastic or snarky comment? How often do you use it.
Is there a stand out time in your life where you “owned it” with the best sarcastic comment ever?
My fave was actually from someone else, we were in 6th form having lunch and talking about what we were going to do as a career. One guy pipes up “ I’m going to be a model” and before anyone else could respond the quietest, shyest and generally the kindest girl of the group came in with “ what you gonna model? Your feet”
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My brother was a lazy git. One dinner time he asked me to refill his glass from the tap because I was nearer. When I turned the tap on he said "Make sure it's cold". So I said "It'll be wet too. Is that alright?" |
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My hen do my friends bought me a 6ft inflatable willy that I had to carry around with me .. after an epic night .... including persuading a hot policeman to stroke my penis ... we ended up on the dance floor of a seedy club with our inflatable friend ....
Suddenly this greasy guy tries to weadle his way in and get touchy with me and my friends .... to which in my d*unken state I loudly told him to "f**k off we've already got one 6ft prick we don't need another"
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