The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
No one knows where Mozart is buried.
Most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes.
If you unfolded your brain, it would cover an ironing board. (or coroners have way too much time on their hands!!)
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
In America one in 3 kids under 16 own a guy (the other two are fucked!!)
Teflon is the slipperiest substance in the world. (so how do they get it to stay on the pan??)
During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.
The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife.(as Tiger Woods has proved!)
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can. (oh the anticipation must have been unbearable)
The first condoms were made of linen.
Wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence tinted bottles.
Most of the world's people must walk at least 3 hours to fetch water! (why dont they just move then?)
The Brazilian rainforest is now completely bare, except a thin strip down the middle
The most popular condom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long!
Penguins can convert salt water into fresh water. (ye but when they can convert salt water into wine I'll give a shit!)
An adult giraffe's tongue is 17 inches long. (one for the ladies!)
If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously. (right who's now searching the cupboards for raisins to try ot with their new years champers??)
Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell. (ye, Ben & Jerry's stores are full of geriatrics with semi's!)
Women end up digesting most of the lipstick they apply. (when clearly it should be smeared up and down a rigid cock shaft!)
and finally
If you laid everyone in China end to end around the world the travel logistics would be a nightmare.....and who would you get to do the catering?? |
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Not sure how i know it but i did know the vending machine one i also thought condoms where first made of pigs bladder or intestine. Some great useless facts for me too store(my head is full of them lol) |
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bit young for swinging 
Was just being mischievous 
