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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

hiya all i just wanted too ask if anyone can do or seen what i can in anal which is fucking ass with your own cock? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Now thats some party trick

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

We don't believe you and need pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have no great desire to but well done to you... enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

brings whole new meaning to the phrase "go and fuck yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"brings whole new meaning to the phrase "go and fuck yourself" "

and "up his own ass"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

please send me the video....promise not to show anyone. but any profit made will not be shared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you can't do it hard, so it must be a semi, or its a gaping ass and easy to drop it in soft...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i've seen a video of this, very clever and quite jealous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bloody hell!!! think i will add that to my potential meet list "must be able to fuck own ass" should cut down on the mail a bit lol xx

i think i would actually like to see that! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is that where the ladyboys stick it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"brings whole new meaning to the phrase "go and fuck yourself" "

I so wanted to be the first to say that!

Have a nice day

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you would never bend it round to do that

( would you ???????? )

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

happy to show anyone live on msn add my but no guys lol slick-me@hotmail.co.uk and yes its hard not soft!

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"happy to show anyone live on msn add my but no guys lol slick-me@hotmail.co.uk and yes its hard not soft! "

would love to see it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"happy to show anyone live on msn add my but no guys lol slick-me@hotmail.co.uk and yes its hard not soft! "

..that would be impossible unless your dick is attached to your body by a ball joint!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why not just go into the directing chatroom and we can all see it.

And i don't come into the "we" category

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

like i said i done it and can so if you dont belive just add me ture tho you gotta see it too belive it x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Jim Rose Circus has arrived in town.

Hoorayy Hoorayy

A whole new meaning to go and fuck yourself

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

something that doesnt interest me....theres three or four that claim to do this party trick on here and they message everyone at a rate of knots.....no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"like i said i done it and can so if you dont belive just add me ture tho you gotta see it too belive it x"
When are you available for a showing? If its true I'd be happy to recommend you to Billy Smart's Circus

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

cum on lol some lady must be gagging too see if anythng you will have a good laugh

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"cum on lol some lady must be gagging too see "

Look's like your "Gagging" more than the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seriously, it has to be physically impossible to rotate and insert an erect penis into your own anus!

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

not gagging just wanna prove it for once and for all xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So a guy can get his own cock in his own ass... it has to be soft to accomplish this seemingly impossible task, yes?

What happens if he then gets a stiffy!

How's he gonna get it out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anatomically possible?

possibly, maybe even probably.

why would a straight guy want a cock in his ass, any cock, even his own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anatomically possible?

possibly, maybe even probably.

why would a straight guy want a cock in his ass, any cock, even his own "

Because he can?

Question:

Why do homophobic people masturbate if they hate the thought of touching a cock? And if they're ok with touching their own cock, would they have a problem sucking it if they could?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I never discuss anal at tea time..

oops clicked on in error..

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By *imnher2Woman  over a year ago

watford

as they say seeing is believing..

and i would have 2 see that 2 believe it lol

it makes my eys water just thinking about ouchhhhhhhhhhh lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own


"cum on lol some lady must be gagging too see

Look's like your "Gagging" more than the ladies "

Agree there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well when i was invited a certain SOMEONE couldn't get a hard on!

Lets say the word "disappointing" comes to mind.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well when i was invited a certain SOMEONE couldn't get a hard on!

Lets say the word "disappointing" comes to mind. "

lol xxx surprise surprise xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

awww thats a shame poor guy must b totally humiliated the full world knowin that he couldnt rise never mind reach! xx

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

i always get a hard on lol im 28 haha and yes it is hard when i do it not soft!!! so who stilldont belive? hmmmm

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Need never go out again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was invited too .... I just couldn't accept but I'd love to know .... just out of curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you saying you can give yourself anal?

Incredible if true.

Just make sure you arent desperate for the loo or you could actually fill yourself back up. Or worse....

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By *rouble and strifeCouple  over a year ago

Nr Glasgow


"hiya all i just wanted too ask if anyone can do or seen what i can in anal which is fucking ass with your own cock? x"
are you sure its not a fanny you have as a baw bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

anyone see it then?

Has he decided when he will do it on cam and a date and time?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My curiosity made me use Google to search for "self anal" videos and i came across one.

What a talent the guy has

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

anyone seen him yet???

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By *-and-KCouple  over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Well it sure as Hell isn't with the cock in your profile thats for sure

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By *he Happy ManMan  over a year ago

Merseyside


"My curiosity made me use Google to search for "self anal" videos and i came across one.

What a talent the guy has "

I just tried looking lol. I couldn't find the video?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i've seen a video of this, very clever and quite jealous "
I have seen this three times in the directing room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sorry but i just dnt see the point in this as a female it does nothing for me! the thought of a guy sticking his own cock up his ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanted to do this but never got round to it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And if you are going to stick your cock up your own ass remember and wear a condom

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Never really appealed with some of the sexy women about on this site. But hey each to his own if your own floats your boat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ive came to the conclusion that he has bought the clone a cock thing and is doing it that way,

then its his cock fucking his own arse

hhhmmmmmm

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon


"I just tried looking lol. I couldn't find the video?"

I searched for "Guy Fucking Himself In The Ass" and found a video... wish I hadn't. What's been seen can not be unseen.

It looked painful and is not really something I'd be boasting about if I did it.

I think I need to go look at some 'normal' porn to try and flush the images from my mind.

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

lol its not pain full or i would not do it but fun! now i got a butter nut and going too try this too , now that might be pain full

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

ps, for all you people who say its fake then have a look!!! god lol promise its real and dont hurt at all!!!!!! just ask my msn addy and your see x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lol its not pain full or i would not do it but fun! now i got a butter nut and going too try this too , now that might be pain full"

Oh kinell.....

you need to get out a bit me thinks

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

yawn!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

right here an idea....... name a time and date and go into chat and do it via cam then we can all see??? xx

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

dont think so, i dont wanna show any guys at all so no deal i only wanna show ladys if thats ok, so only do it live on msn and you must also have a webcam too prove your not a guy like ive been trcked before lol never again!! so show any ladys live cam2cam on msn deal? " or you too chicken " lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im goin to put this to you very very gentley as i can...................

you havent a hope in hell!! as most of the fems will tell u on here they very particular who they give msn out to and from the majority of the thread not many are goin to!!!

good luck anyway!!!

but another sensible suggestion would have been to mail the ladies privately after you checked out verifications and made sure they ladies and arranged it for one of the quiter chatrooms where no guys would likely be!!

ps trust is a two way thing you could be a single fem posin as a man!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Britain's got talent for sure lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"dont think so, i dont wanna show any guys at all so no deal i only wanna show ladys if thats ok, so only do it live on msn and you must also have a webcam too prove your not a guy like ive been trcked before lol never again!! so show any ladys live cam2cam on msn deal? " or you too chicken " lol"
god loves a trier is one thing but messaging women en mass over n over is another

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

you gotta be in it too win it!

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By *ampy71Man  over a year ago

Waterloovile

why no blokes lol, we might want to see you party trick to

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

dont want you all doing my trick lol

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By *im53Man  over a year ago

Boldon

for hells sake will some lady please look at him

if just to fooking shut him up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

YAWNNNNNNNN zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"for hells sake will some lady please look at him

if just to fooking shut him up

"

il give u a wig n some sexy undies n a makeover and u watch!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ill watch as long as after it

i can bust his baws for talking

crappppp lol xxx

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

ok and what if im right? can i pop your boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

to be honest if god loves a trier he win

what if he can do it??

amazin things happen

ten out of ten for tryin! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ok and what if im right? can i pop your boobs lol "

if ur right..ill fuck my own arse lol

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

ok ready so can i show anyone right now please? also got lynx canand butter nut x

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"ok ready so can i show anyone right now please? also got lynx canand butter nut x"

Are you lonely?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"dont think so, i dont wanna show any guys at all so no deal i only wanna show ladys if thats ok, so only do it live on msn and you must also have a webcam too prove your not a guy like ive been trcked before lol never again!! so show any ladys live cam2cam on msn deal? " or you too chicken " lol"

Believe me, there are many blokes who know your are talking rubbish, proof it on the cams in here, feel free to say when.

It all sounds like a ploy to get peoples emails and become a pain in the a###.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"hiya all i just wanted too ask if anyone can do or seen what i can in anal which is fucking ass with your own cock? x"

'fucking ass with your own cock' Whats so good about that - he didn't say his own ass?!?!?! Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it never going to happen, he can't do what he is having us think he can do.

it would be a good trick and worth a few bob if he really could.

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

do u wanna see or not?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"do u wanna see or not? "

yes give me your msn i want to see you fuck your own arse with your cock, and by fuck it i mean fuck it cause thats what your claiming, i dont want to see it on the limp, curled under and just the tip in

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

slick-me@hotmail.co.uk

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"do u wanna see or not?

yes give me your msn i want to see you fuck your own arse with your cock, and by fuck it i mean fuck it cause thats what your claiming, i dont want to see it on the limp, curled under and just the tip in "

As I'm about to prepare tea, it's something I'd rather not see however, a full and frank detailed report will be very much appreciated

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Any updates on this? Z

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yeah he the tester for airport body cavity checks!! xx

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

show you now ok? x

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Any updates yet? The suspense is killing me!

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By *atisfy janeWoman  over a year ago

Torquay

He can't come online at the moment....he's fucked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate to pop his bubble but the poor chap is talking out of it not popping his penis in it. Unless he has broken his penis so as to speak its impossible if he has an erection and a normal penis.

He may have torn his tunica albuginea by misusing his penis and ended up with distorted penis (Severe banana willy in layman terms). So if he can put it up his own arse then its not going to be of any use to you women

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I hate to pop his bubble but the poor chap is talking out of it not popping his penis in it. Unless he has broken his penis so as to speak its impossible if he has an erection and a normal penis.

He may have torn his tunica albuginea by misusing his penis and ended up with distorted penis (Severe banana willy in layman terms). So if he can put it up his own arse then its not going to be of any use to you women

"

oh ffs has no one watched him yet???

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

please some lady look now and tell everyone im right noooooooo my cock is not broke lol and its hard i swear please look!!!!! FFS GOON I DARE ANY LADY 2MINS PLEASE

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By *ruitWoman  over a year ago

near kings lynn

I suggest that as you are bragging so much you do it and take a picture of it up your ass. Nice close up shot. Then you can stop going on about it maybe.

Mind you I guess by now knowing you can shoe it up your own ass that women are now dying to meet you x

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"please some lady look now and tell everyone im right noooooooo my cock is not broke lol and its hard i swear please look!!!!! FFS GOON I DARE ANY LADY 2MINS PLEASE "

Oh good gawd, here we go again

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

He he he he works for British rail! Full of promises then cancels and you have to get to your destination on a bendybus! I think super tramp did a song about this one

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

well iv just eaten so that counts me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He he he he works for British rail! Full of promises then cancels and you have to get to your destination on a bendybus! I think super tramp did a song about this one "

Take the long way home ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"please some lady look now and tell everyone im right noooooooo my cock is not broke lol and its hard i swear please look!!!!! FFS GOON I DARE ANY LADY 2MINS PLEASE "

i would but msn is playing up right now - shame

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd can i show any lady or not x

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

chicken x

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

Fuck i have sussed it!! Wehyeyyyy!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"chicken x"
it looks like a chicken???? well im soooooooooooo glad i said no

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"can i show any lady or not x"

This threads 2 weeks old! I think you've answered your own question!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"chicken x"

who's a chicken??

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

You carefully snake your trouser snake over your left thigh and all the way round the back. Then you get some fairy liquid and………………

Hell I woke up too like the op !!!!! lol

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

just look i dare ya please ;(

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

please lol im so bored wanna do cock and can x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

me and femmmefatale wanna watch ya!!

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

please can i show anyone else after showing you too? xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"please can i show anyone else after showing you too? xx"
well you cant do exactly what ya say can ya ?

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

you saw, ok wanna see me cum inside myself then to prove it more? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"please can i show anyone else after showing you too? xxwell you cant do exactly what ya say can ya ? "

so he DIDN'T do it?????

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"please can i show anyone else after showing you too? xxwell you cant do exactly what ya say can ya ?

so he DIDN'T do it?????

"

not what he says he can no

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"please can i show anyone else after showing you too? xxwell you cant do exactly what ya say can ya ?

so he DIDN'T do it?????

not what he says he can no "

ahhhhh OK thanks for clearing that up

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

eh? u lie i proved it! wanna see me cum inside myself then too?

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"eh? u lie i proved it! wanna see me cum inside myself then too? "
no u said you could fuck yaself ..you didnt

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

i did! x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i did! x"
no you didnt......no wood no fuck

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

well one would actually need to get a hard on to perform anal sex and hell no wood no good!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

well only got part of the show that femme got but i have to say the promise of a hard cock in your own ass was not delivered....

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well only got part of the show that femme got but i have to say the promise of a hard cock in your own ass was not delivered...."
thank you im glad you agree.....so can we put this one to bed now.....????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"well only got part of the show that femme got but i have to say the promise of a hard cock in your own ass was not delivered....thank you im glad you agree.....so can we put this one to bed now.....????"

i the word of Gordon Ramsey - anal boy...DONE

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

yeah like you saw! anyone else wanna prove me wrong? xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yeah like you saw! anyone else wanna prove me wrong? xx"
i saw...u wasnt hard so technically you did not fuck ya own ass

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"yeah like you saw! anyone else wanna prove me wrong? xxi saw...u wasnt hard so technically you did not fuck ya own ass "

i second that statement

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

yeah dream on! ok last chance let me get it over with for once and prove it last time promise x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yeah dream on! ok last chance let me get it over with for once and prove it last time promise x"
give it up honey........its not possible i watched ya stick ya soft cock up ya ass, now give it up now

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

i will del me profile if i cant do itok too anyone who wants too see me prove it! x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i will del me profile if i cant do itok too anyone who wants too see me prove it! x"
give up....im trying to be nice about it..but losing patience rapidly....i watched ya you didnt do it...end of xx

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

well not for me but why would you want to fuck your own ass thats sick

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

dream on and if u think not then give me the 1chance too prove what i mean x

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well not for me but why would you want to fuck your own ass thats sick "
well in your opinion its sick but hey takes alsorts ya know , but he really should take no for an answer now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"well not for me but why would you want to fuck your own ass thats sick "

if i could i would never leave the house !!

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

its ok hun but dose not do nothing for me

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"its ok hun but dose not do nothing for me "
me neither!!! iv watched lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can fuck my penis with my own penis...

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

you wish x let me show you now and being serious then?

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

well all i can say is try a good woman not your own ass try it its good xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fuck my penis with my own penis... "

radish!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fuck my penis with my own penis...

radish!!! "

Nah! Radish is up me bum...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and the carrot... has it run off again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and the carrot... has it run off again?"

Dog ate it..

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and the carrot... has it run off again?

Dog ate it.. "

Switch your cam on snoggy and entertain us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and the carrot... has it run off again?

Dog ate it..

Switch your cam on snoggy and entertain us "

Dog ate that too...

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

please dont do that you nuts

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and the carrot... has it run off again?

Dog ate it..

Switch your cam on snoggy and entertain us

Dog ate that too... "

I REALLY dont want to know any more in this line!!! Feed the dog food mate! Winnalot or chum!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and the carrot... has it run off again?

Dog ate it..

Switch your cam on snoggy and entertain us

Dog ate that too...

I REALLY dont want to know any more in this line!!! Feed the dog food mate! Winnalot or chum! "

He loves Pot Noodles or Curry and chips...

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

omg thats bad shit lmao

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"omg thats bad shit lmao"

did you watch it???

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

not at all did you hun im not in to ass shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"omg thats bad shit lmao

did you watch it???"

He shits like an elephant and farts like a ship in fog...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"not at all did you hun im not in to ass shit lol"

yeah watched it and not what he claims...although i hear he can get some intersting stuff in there

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

omg did not need to hear that you mad

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"omg thats bad shit lmao

did you watch it???

He shits like an elephant and farts like a ship in fog... "

fucking funny!!!!!

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

no way why dose he do that shit he wants to get a life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"no way why dose he do that shit he wants to get a life "

Who? My Dog?He,s a little luvvie cant help being a smelly farty old git...Oh sorry you on about Mr Allcock and no Balls...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

aww have i missed the arse fucker?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"not at all did you hun im not in to ass shit lol

yeah watched it and not what he claims...although i hear he can get some intersting stuff in there "

oh so he has got shelfs up there? lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"aww have i missed the arse fucker? "
dont bloody start him off again stunna!!!! lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wait another minute and he'll mail you for a private viewing Stunna

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pmsl he'll need 2 wait then cause

my bed shouting 4 me lol xxx

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

he has with me lol told him not in to that lmoa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he has with me lol told him not in to that lmoa "

lmao think he's running out of fems to mail by now? I hope so!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

llf..oh he talks more shit than

his arse lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"he has with me lol told him not in to that lmoa

lmao think he's running out of fems to mail by now? I hope so! "

well he aint mailing me now...yay!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he no mailing ya now femme

cause he on his way round instead lol

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"he no mailing ya now femme

cause he on his way round instead lol "

oh dont fecking say that!!!

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

he stopped it with me to when i told him im not in to that shit hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/18786

read that thread Stunna, he had a running commentary last night and we're still waiting for the definitive arse fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol right u lot stop keeping

me up im tired lol..ngt ngt xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lol right u lot stop keeping

me up im tired lol..ngt ngt xxx "

night night sexy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nighty nighty stunna xxxxx

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

bugger, I keep missing all the "fun" with this guy. I need to shag less and be here more!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"he has with me lol told him not in to that lmoa

lmao think he's running out of fems to mail by now? I hope so! "

Awwwww I feel all neglected now he didnt email me NOT

So glad I didnt have to be my charming self and block him after a few choice words.

Shona

x x x

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By *raceypCouple  over a year ago

south of sunderland

night night hun im of to bed to night all keep me in touch xxxxxxxx had lots of fun hehe with that shit sorry hehe

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

boo hoo!

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By *ohjaneCouple  over a year ago

south staffs

It was interesting to note, Dear Sam, that when I logged on to see your so-called proof, you asked for my cam first and when I connected, you promptly disappeared, and has not been in touch since.

I suspect chilly feet or even foul play.

Not a good advert for you !!

Jane

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"It was interesting to note, Dear Sam, that when I logged on to see your so-called proof, you asked for my cam first and when I connected, you promptly disappeared, and has not been in touch since.

I suspect chilly feet or even foul play.

"

What a valuable and interesting bump

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

must be someone serious that wanted too see

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"must be someone serious that wanted too see "

Can't you take a hint and perhaps disapear up the orifice that you keep banging on about - (sorry - can't help myself) Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"It was interesting to note, Dear Sam, that when I logged on to see your so-called proof, you asked for my cam first and when I connected, you promptly disappeared, and has not been in touch since.

I suspect chilly feet or even foul play.

Not a good advert for you !!

Jane"

lol - need any one else say more???

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"must be someone serious that wanted too see "
OH FFS ARE YOU STILL AT IT, TRIED TO BE NICE N ALL THAT BUT I HAVE WATCHED YOUR SHOW AND YOU ARE NOT RONSEAL....YOU DIDNT DO WHAT YA SAID ON THE TIN....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

Good evening - love the shoes! Z

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By *eelmee OP   Man  over a year ago

exmouth

but i will and do ;(

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Zoe.....good evening to u and hubby and thank you

Heelmee- you are slightly de ranged now my darling.....iv tried to be nice but hey your a persistant boy arent ya ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?"

X2

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?"

Seconded. your probably doing your chances of being watched more harm than not now so might be best to going back to PM'ing all and sundry like a bastard.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)  over a year ago

birmingham


"To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?

X2"

X4

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?

Seconded. your probably doing your chances of being watched more harm than not now so might be best to going back to PM'ing all and sundry like a bastard. "

3rd ed and agree - ain't gonna look at this shite again! Z

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

blast a bit late - but you get my point!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod


"To be honest mate this is getting very boring and tiresome now.

You've shamelessly bumped this several times, you have pestered enough to get some of the lovely ladies here to watch you.

You didn't do it, and to be honest noone cares anyway. So can't you just leave it be?"

I agree it has run its course

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