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Potatoes are versatile but what can't you do with a potato ?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well????

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By *wingerdelightCouple over a year ago

eastliegh

Drive one

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I currently can't do anything with a potato because I don't have any.

Will an onion do?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I currently can't do anything with a potato because I don't have any.

Will an onion do?"
It may make you cry...

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nah, I'm a tuff bird, I am

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By *ickndomCouple over a year ago

Wimborne

The Atkins diet

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Turn it into chocolate.

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Pick your nose....unless you had a knife and carved and Fashioned it into a kind scoop... if you had a potato AND a knife I dare say the world is your oyster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn it into chocolate."

yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Turn it into chocolate.

yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me

"
I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it as currency. Trust me, I've tried

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

They're crap mobile phones!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Use as tampons...and No I haven't tried.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Use as tampons...and No I haven't tried.

You could probably use them as a bung.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Use as tampons...and No I haven't tried.

That's one way to plug the flood I guess!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn it into chocolate.

yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me

I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!

I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Turn it into chocolate.

yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me

I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!

I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either)

"
Don't talk about Guinness, I over indulged at the weekend.

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Wash your hair

Watch a film on it

Make it sing

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"Use it as currency. Trust me, I've tried

U shud come here.its legal tender.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gather many of them together and attempt to take over the world using your potato horde.

Everyone knows that potatoes are pacifists.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Undermine woodland creatures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use it as currency. Trust me, I've tried

U shud come here.its legal tender."

I'll bring sacks and live like a king then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well????

You can paint with them and make pretty pictures

Rub them on ya wart, bury it in the garden at midnight and poof ...its gone .

Starch ya collars.

Poke cloves in them all over and use for xmas decorations

ooooooooo loads of things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn it into chocolate.

yes please, as an Irish man I will probably be exiled for saying this ....I dont like potatoes, cant stand the stuff so anything else is good with me

I am outraged...an Irishman who doesn't like Potatoes!!

I know the shame of it (and I don't like Guinness either)

Don't talk about Guinness, I over indulged at the weekend.

So you wouldnt be interested in turning potatoes into alcohol then

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'd like to just be able to cook 'em really. I am rubbish in a kitchen.

Give me a bench of computer stuff or a shed full of power tools any day.

I ought to try this learning to cook thing again.

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By *unglerivermonkeyMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Eat them when you are on a carb free diet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't get it to reply to messages on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to just be able to cook 'em really. I am rubbish in a kitchen.

Give me a bench of computer stuff or a shed full of power tools any day.

I ought to try this learning to cook thing again."

Here ya go

The following cooking methods suit different potatoes best:

Baking - Cara, Golden Wonder, Marfona, Estima

Boiling - Cara, Estima, Pink Fir Apple, Saxon, Nadine, Vivaldi, Yukon Gold

Chips - Estima, Maris Piper, Pentland Dell, Sante, King Edward, Golden Wonder

Mashing - King Edward, Pentland Squire, Pentland Dell

Roasting - Cara, Wilja, Pentland Dell

Salad - Charlotte, Ratte, Jersey Royal, Pink Fir Apple, Vales Emerald

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd like to just be able to cook 'em really. I am rubbish in a kitchen.

Give me a bench of computer stuff or a shed full of power tools any day.

I ought to try this learning to cook thing again.

Here ya go

The following cooking methods suit different potatoes best:

Baking - Cara, Golden Wonder, Marfona, Estima

Boiling - Cara, Estima, Pink Fir Apple, Saxon, Nadine, Vivaldi, Yukon Gold

Chips - Estima, Maris Piper, Pentland Dell, Sante, King Edward, Golden Wonder

Mashing - King Edward, Pentland Squire, Pentland Dell

Roasting - Cara, Wilja, Pentland Dell

Salad - Charlotte, Ratte, Jersey Royal, Pink Fir Apple, Vales Emerald

Thanks, I'll save that for future reference.

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By *amslam1000Man over a year ago

willenhall

"Wash your hair

Watch a film on it

Make it sing"

Mine whistle in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't comp your hair with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Comb*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Comb*"

You could if you cut a slice, whittled little teef and then maybe dried it....dab with some varnish and there ya go........

bobs ya uncle

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

make a clock out of one .. i was told to get a potatoe clock but i couldnt find one and missed breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

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By *couseratMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Chock an aircraft with them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

best use of a Potato I ever saw was a good few years back,someone dressed one in a fred perry t shirt,jeans with braces and made it front a band called The Communards/Bronski Beat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well????

put it up the exhaust pipe of your mates car and stop it from starting

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

"
I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind....."

Deep throat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind....."

that's a talent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

make one prime minister ..... oh hang on

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By *emmefatale OP Woman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind.....

that's a talent

"
Ssssh don't tell everyone.....

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By *iker ladMan over a year ago

Hinckley

"best use of a Potato I ever saw was a good few years back,someone dressed one in a fred perry t shirt,jeans with braces and made it front a band called The Communards/Bronski Beat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open a can of beans with one...no matter how hard you try

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't bounce them...

You can't swallow one whole...

I have swallowed a Jersey Mid whole....it was an accident mind.....

that's a talent

Ssssh don't tell everyone.....

ooops

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