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Clebrities you would cross the street to punch in the face!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jordon (for all the obvious reasons).
Sacha Baron Cohen (the guy just aint funny).
The cast of any cheesy TV programme made by Disney (over actors and canned laughter just makes me wanna boot the TV).
Ed the duck!
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Ashley Cole,,, the twat,, he made "cher ill",,the little insect,, sorry insects,, for the comparison,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fearne f***ing Cotton. How self-centred?
I'd rather shit tree bark than ever have to see again her sickening simpering vacuuous pally-pally act with Holly Willoughby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hhhmmm - Kay Burley of sky news.
Famous for saying on 9/11 "if you're just joining us, the entire eastern seaboard of the US has been decimated by a terrorist attack."
Should be in the running the next time the Sun editor's job is vacant... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"can i just say "kay burley" and leave it at that.......
can you say a bit more....like who the hell she is   "
kay burley is a sky news presenter who is suppose to be impartial but isn't...
if you wiki her... you'll want to biff her on the nose.... |
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"Now before anyone starts this is a FUN thread - i am by no means condoning violence or punching people in the face!!!
mine wuld have to be:
Joran
Ainsley Harriet
Davina Macall"
Oh god yeh ainsley harriet.is top of my list too.lol |
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paris hilton
peter stringfellow
the pope
boy george
the queen
david hassle hoff
the two princes that we spend billions of pounds on teaching the how to fly hellicopters , and yet the fucking things have still got the polythene on the seats cos theve had no use
the go compare singer , who i would also stick my hand down his throat and rip his lungs out via his nostrils |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None, they are just people doing what they do to make money.
Jordan will sell her soul or her mothers soul to have the cameras on her.
The Big Brother contestants will do anything for money and fame.
I would rather punch the media and public that make them think they are special by drooling at thier every action.
There are some great celebrities who live thier lives in quiet happiness without the need to ram thier wealth and fame down our throats, people with real talent no just big enhanced boobs, or making themselves look stupid on reality programmes.
Ryan Giggs, multi millionaire since his early 20s extremely talented footballer and here is almost at the end of his career - who can tell me of the times he has chosen to push his fame and wealth in our face, who can tell me of the tantrums he has had in public, got d*unk or brought the game into disripute ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave Ryan giggs alone there are a lot worse football players out out there he has dedicated the last 20 years to man u and how many times has he had player of the match or sportsman of the year. I would Like to punch all the england football team, and their manager. |
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"can i just say "kay burley" and leave it at that.......
can you say a bit more....like who the hell she is
kay burley is a sky news presenter who is suppose to be impartial but isn't...
if you wiki her... you'll want to biff her on the nose...."
is she the one that interviewed Peter Andre and starting saying things like 'how do you feel about your kids being adopted by Jordans new husband?'????
yeah se's a twat |
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"Leave Ryan giggs alone there are a lot worse football players out out there he has dedicated the last 20 years to man u and how many times has he had player of the match or sportsman of the year. I would Like to punch all the england football team, and their manager."
i dont think he was picking on old Giggsy - more pointing out the fact that he is a great footballer but has chosen not to shove his wealth and fame in our face |
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Shia Labeouf
Jordan (I'd also set her on fire)
Gordon Brown (should be easy hes only got one eye so I can blindside him )
G W Bush (thanks for dragging us into your wars arsehole)
Tony Blair (thanks for dragging us into the US's wars arsehole)
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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Diane Loise Jordan, possibly the most crap female Blue Peter presenter ever.
Mark Curry, possibly the most crap male Blue Peter presenter ever.
Jenson Button for all of his contract hopping earlier in his carier.
Russell Brand
Johnathan Woss.
The prat that does the Go Compere adverts  |
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Harry Hill
Denise Robertson ... I think I'd only stop hitting when I didn't have the strength left to lift my arm anymore.
Jeremy Kyle
Jordan isn't worth the effort of walking across the road for... can I just run her over in my car?
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Steven Hawkins, as he couldn`t hit me back (I`m a real shitehouse).  "
hold it i think there should be rules, here,,especially if Hawkins has all that techno around him,,what about at least a hammer to smash his p,c screen at the very least or stinger for his tyres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Leave Ryan giggs alone there are a lot worse football players out out there he has dedicated the last 20 years to man u and how many times has he had player of the match or sportsman of the year. I would Like to punch all the england football team, and their manager."
You obviously only read the name I mentioned and did not read what I said about him.
I have nothing but respect for Ryan Giggs and pointed out how he has lived his life quietly without the need to bring himself, his family, his club or Wales into disrepute, he is one of the most talented players in the premiership, he has refused the offer of even greater salaries offered to him by clubs in Spain and Italy to remain loyal to the club and fans he loves, he is loyal to the core.
As for England, I don't think they got it wrong, the coach and Manager did, once again they were told to go out and play a world class team (Germany) using the offside trap, when every goal was scored against them in that fatefull match the defenders were scrabbling to get back into position, it was done in a previous world cup against Brazil and the Manager employed the same tactics this year.
You cannot play the offside trap against clubs like Holland, Spain, Brazil, Italy or Germany at World Cup level, sooner or later they will beat it and then your defencless against some of the finest strikers in the world.
Once again it was not the players fault it was the Manager and Coaching staff who tell them how to play the game, a player must do as the management say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Katie Price
Russell Brand
The Go Compare thing
Julia Roberts (dnt knw why just cant stand her)
eddie murphy ( i like his characters, just not the person)
and any british actor/actress that when they move over 2 the usa, they lose there accents, (Catherine zeta jones and the such like) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Kyle (cant stand bullies)
Trinny and Susannah (wouldnt really as cant condone violence against women)
Gordon Ramsey
As many baseball cap wearing chavs as I could manage (even if they arent celebs) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooooh how many can I choose? Just punching?
Jordan. With something heavy and blunt. Maybe Peter Andres severed leg...
Gordon Brown. For several hours, then maybe feed him to some hungry foxes.
David Cameron and his lackey Nick. Beaten about the chops with a copy of The Morning Star.
Gordon Ramsey. With a meat tenderiser.
I could go on....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jonathan Ross is the only one that comes to mind. The man makes my skin crawl. Also did you know that he hates animals of every kind? Interview I saw many years ago and he said that if he had his way, he would exterminate all household pets. That put me off him there and then.
Also, just a bit of usless info about the guy from the 'gocompare' ad. He is welsh tenor Wynne Evans. He is apparently doing a 40second film for showing in schools highlighting the importance of securing your home from burglary. All the kids seem to like him which is why he was picked for this so kids will be singing to their parents, 'Be aware'.
Now you'll all sleep better tonight knowing that!!! |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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Same Jonathan Ross that has a sill y number f dogs and other animals as pets?
Interesting list of people - most of them people seem to hate because of their media personas...
I would be more interested in people you hate because they turned out to be twats in real life rather than because News International or Rothermere said so..
I have one - but can;t tell because it involved a amsterdam club toilet and a hissing fit by a lead singer of a band who is in reality is a drug lightweight (oh those scottish singers who began life as drummers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Same Jonathan Ross that has a sill y number f dogs and other animals as pets?
Interesting list of people - most of them people seem to hate because of their media personas...
I would be more interested in people you hate because they turned out to be twats in real life rather than because News International or Rothermere said so..
I have one - but can;t tell because it involved a amsterdam club toilet and a hissing fit by a lead singer of a band who is in reality is a drug lightweight (oh those scottish singers who began life as drummers)"
Yeah same one. My mum and I watched the interview many years ago and when asked about pets, that's what he said. My mother was horrified and switched off the tv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That town-crier gobshite off the Safestyle adds.
I'd smack him and he'd get one free,I sed I'd smack him and he'd get one free!
I wouldn't punch Jordan (coz I'm a chap) but I'd smack her arse 'till my hand was numb!
C.J de Mooi,that supercilious t**t off Eggheads,what a fist magnet!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fisting CJ - now that is an idea.. the dirty sod.. we can see it now
Welcome to our Lair - lube up that wrist mrs new - we have a visitor"
Noooooo,it'd have to be a punch,the bugger looks like he'd enjoy your suggestion too much! R
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Now before anyone starts this is a FUN thread - i am by no means condoning violence or punching people in the face!!!
mine wuld have to be:
Joran
Ainsley Harriet
Davina Macall"
Now this is my kinda thread!!!
Jeremy Kyle
Bono
The Glee cast
Andy Murray
The presenters on Loose Women
Any of em in the X factor
Any of em in BGT
Naomi Campbell
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't know whether either of these would be classed as real "celebrities" but has got to be Jamie Oliver, who I vented my dilike for in another thread last week, and Venessa Feltz. Can think of loads more, but those would top my male and female list without doubt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gordon Brown
Toy Blair
Peter Mandelson
Prince philip
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However being a very anti aggression and violence kind of person i feel a good tellin off would be better than thumpin em xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That prick from go compare ARGH!!!!!!!! I hate him, and whilst he was mopping the blood from his nose I'd run accross the road punch that media slag Katie fucking whats her name price, before running back to finnish off that go compare prick.
Now see what you's have done? i'm all agressive lol |
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Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall for going on about free range chickens....
They managed to drive the price of supermarket chicken by 60% in just a few months, just what a young family who are struggling to feed their kids need!
Pair of idiots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"iggy pop for doing those shit swift cover adverts "
That's iggy pop, damn I used to like him, knew that I recognised him from somewhere but hated the add and hated him in it.
Thanks for the enlightenment |
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"iggy pop for doing those shit swift cover adverts
That's iggy pop, damn I used to like him, knew that I recognised him from somewhere but hated the add and hated him in it.
Thanks for the enlightenment"
always happy to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That town-crier gobshite off the Safestyle adds.
I'd smack him and he'd get one free,I sed I'd smack him and he'd get one free!
I wouldn't punch Jordan (coz I'm a chap) but I'd smack her arse 'till my hand was numb!
C.J de Mooi,that supercilious t**t off Eggheads,what a fist magnet!
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This one had me chuckling for ages ....
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"Alan Carr..
Graham Norton..
Liam Gallagher (twice)
Russel Brand..(three times)..
Pete Doherty
The whole of the overpaid under acheiving England team.."
totally agree with all of the above,but would add eamonn holmes,you know the fat irishman on morninh tv who thinks he is funny but id just irritatingly boring!.
billy bragg who just whines on and on,and on and on!. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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****coughs*****
That's a very biggotted coment!
Bet you drink French wine/Brandy?
Ps, I'm Irish......
"Nelson Mandela
Donny Osmond
Every French person in the world."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"****coughs*****
That's a very biggotted coment!
Bet you drink French wine/Brandy?
Ps, I'm Irish......
Nelson Mandela
Donny Osmond
Every French person in the world."
****coughs****
the thread is just a joke not meant to be taken seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And as the title states (despite the mis-spelling of 'Celeb's' it's celeb's not at a particular Race/Country!
I know it's a fun thread, ffs, I'm Irish....
Op's should think sometimes before they slot people into catagories...
I'm sure there are a number of French people on here.....
Paddy xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And as the title states (despite the mis-spelling of 'Celeb's' it's celeb's not at a particular Race/Country!
I know it's a fun thread, ffs, I'm Irish....
Op's should think sometimes before they slot people into catagories...
I'm sure there are a number of French people on here.....
Paddy xx"
If there are then and they're offended in any way then ill be happy to take the post off from this FUN JOKY thread
French people please pm me if you have been offended x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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peter stringfellow
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OMG i really hate him only i really dont think id waste my energy crossing the road for him so can he be a celebrity i would lob a house brick at instead
Oh and Micheal Barrymore |
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i would plant one on that fat git eamonn holmes who is on tv show 'this morning',also sometimes is on the lottery draws show on saturday evenings.
he is not funny but thinks he is!,keeps interrupting his co-presenter and rudely trying to put her down with his not so clever put downs!,but has terrible trouble trying to pronounce places and peoples names. |
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