No its not a fundraiser...
It sort of a question? What's been the oddest thing you've use to aid you in pleasuring yourself...
I once slipped mine into a fresh cream cake while bored in a hotel over in france... just to see if felt nice... if kind of did but made a hell of a mess... ha ha
Have also piped toothpaste into my foreskin to give an amazing tingle to the tip... its good but need a cooling rinse afterwards... lol
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too..."
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol  |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol "
Nice... lol
I've used a hand full of shampoo before... but it takes an age to rinse away afterwards... lol |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol "
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off! |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off! "
Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!
Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol "
Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!
Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol
Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol "
pssstt... the average vagina is 5" deep so contrary to popular belief it's quite impossiuble to lose anything up there except one's virginity |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!
Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol
Was the lid ever found again? Is it still part of you... lol
pssstt... the average vagina is 5" deep so contrary to popular belief it's quite impossiuble to
lose anything up there except one's virginity "
So are you offering to let me mislay mine up yours? lol |
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"Fabric conditioner - many years ago when I was young, foolish, pissed and desperate.
Stung a bit too...
Hair brush and on a different day a deodorant tin, but I am a girl lol
Deodorant cans, hmmmm remember using them. The old style lynx cans, the lid came off!
Um... er... who's Lynx can? It's a man's deodorant lol "
It was Horny's Lynx, we were very young then lol.
Yes he did find it, and had great enjoyment doing so!! |
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"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it
Oh now theres an idea!!"
just remember to slip another condom over it after you take it out...can weaken the skin of the condom and could get wetter than you think lol |
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Reportedly two livers & a jam jar works well!
I wonder I playing with a frozen cock would give the same results as licking a frozen swing as a kid hahahahahahaha
least if you go to A & E the evidence would have melted! Pity for all those stuck pepper grinders haha  |
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"Reportedly two livers & a jam jar works well!
I wonder I playing with a frozen cock would give the same results as licking a frozen swing as a kid hahahahahahaha
least if you go to A & E the evidence would have melted! Pity for all those stuck pepper grinders haha "
well, freezing a glass dildo is a great experience.....not quite had the tongue stuck to he icicle experience yet! |
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stuck a condom on the exhaust of a teachers moped way back when i was a wee lad, bloody thing was nearly six ft long before it burst. was a funny sight tho she was halfway down the road all the kids laughing at her and she didnt have a clue why |
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"best thing i used was filling a condom with water and freezing it
FILLING a condom???? I've seen how much water them things can hold, at least 3 gallons, that's a scary thought."
hahaha...cute!
dont have to fill it until it's fit to bursting...just until its the size you fancy...also, you can adjust the width too...cant do that with a vibrator! |
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"stuck a condom on the exhaust of a teachers moped way back when i was a wee lad, bloody thing was nearly six ft long before it burst. was a funny sight tho she was halfway down the road all the kids laughing at her and she didnt have a clue why"
now you have just gave me an idea for my mischeivous side!! x |
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