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if you shagged a miner lol would you admit it
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Not many of them left in the pits around here love.
Do all the miners that Maggie Thatcher / Arthur Scargill (*) well and truly fucked count?
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over a year ago
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lol......dont you just love typos!!!!
have never shagged a miner...but yes i have shagged a minger or two!! sometimes its about the sex and not always how attractive the person is!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought she meant minor too and nearly spat my coffee out
thank god she meant minger although one persons minger is another persons love god  "
Really?
You think I have a chance then. woo hoo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought she meant minor too and nearly spat my coffee out
thank god she meant minger although one persons minger is another persons love god
Really?
You think I have a chance then. woo hoo. "
Do you have a miners helmet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought she meant minor too and nearly spat my coffee out
thank god she meant minger although one persons minger is another persons love god
Really?
You think I have a chance then. woo hoo.
Do you have a miners helmet? "
I can get one, off to check ebay now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never put my cock into a minger, but I've pulled it out of a few "
I must still have sleep in my eyes
I thought you had never put your cock in a mangle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..that was close, you could have upset all the Welsh folk on here 
I do hope you are not saying that all the fine Welsh ladies are mingers?"
oi oi careful now x x
i am honoury welsh, get pumped full of it so i must be at least part welsh by now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now maybe you can all understand why i have a silhouette and no verifications.  "
lots of people with sihouettes have no verifications. wonder why that is  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..that was close, you could have upset all the Welsh folk on here "
that is close you could be accused of being racist by the welsh, upset the miners in Yorkshire or Staffordshire and drive the policticaley correct brigade insane for presuming all Welshman are miners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No never shagged a minger, never shagged anyone I wouldn't admit to with my mates.
OK so many people would say that some of the partners were not for them but I have always found a physical or personality attraction to those I have sex with, without that I just could not perform even for my world famous 2 minutes |
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"..that was close, you could have upset all the Welsh folk on here
I do hope you are not saying that all the fine Welsh ladies are mingers?"
Yikes! I hope nobody read it like that!! As an Englishman in Wales I can honestly say I've met some of the loveliest ladies right here.. and now, like any good miner, I shall stop digging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its not ment to upset anyone just a bit of tounge in cheek fun x"
Don't think anyone is upset all have posted tongue in cheek thats why I have a at the end of my post  |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"I have always found a physical or personality attraction to those I have sex with, without that I just could not perform even for my world famous 2 minutes "
2 minutes??? 
Move over Homer Simpson, I have a new hero (and Mrs R wants to know how long will it take you to get here???)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sorry should be a minger "
..... Was gonna say he'd have to shower first be all dirty working down pit all day
*sits on coffin* & why would ya shag a minger in the first place is confused . C0m  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The typo isn't too bad actually as someone under the age of consensual sex is a 'minor' whereas a 'miner' is someone who goes under the ground consensually hehehe |
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"sorry should be a minger ..... Was gonna say he'd have to shower first be all dirty working down pit all day
*sits on coffin* & why would ya shag a minger in the first place is confused . C0m "
But wouldn't a miner have the correct colour scheme for a Goth?
shuts up now and *goes back d'arn t'pit* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have always found a physical or personality attraction to those I have sex with, without that I just could not perform even for my world famous 2 minutes
2 minutes???
Move over Homer Simpson, I have a new hero (and Mrs R wants to know how long will it take you to get here???) "
Well if you want the full 2 minutes I will need at least 4 hours sleep before I even think about leaving here
Jed (who loves being an old git) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep. I did. But then I was 14 at the time too so it don't count. "
huh - that didn't work for Gary Glitter he'll do all 3 miners, mngers & minors lol
As for it notcou ting when your 14 it counted in Vietnam - do you know him?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yep. I did. But then I was 14 at the time too so it don't count.
huh - that didn't work for Gary Glitter he'll do all 3 miners, mngers & minors lol
As for it notcou ting when your 14 it counted in Vietnam - do you know him?
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Can't say that I do. I may be bi now but when I was 14 boys were for playing football with and girls were, well, just terrific! Seems the other way round these days hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now this is my kind of thread. I've shagged a miner [dirty fingernails], a minger, a ginger and put my knob in a mangle [although it wasn't Mrs Mangle off Neighbours....more's the pity]
Disclaimer: None of the above apply to Mrs Hornster and if Sydney University says they do they're a load of bludgers. |
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