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over a year ago
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I couldn't afford that double barrel format for my name I am just
Jed Philips (anyone wanna buy a washing machine ?)
I am full of fame
Jed Clampitt of the hillbillies gave me my intelligence but not my money
Dudley Moore gave me his looks but not is skill on the Piano
Mr Bean gave me his mannerisms and actions but not his teddy bear  |
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In Colchester many many years ago we had 3 Lieutennants that shared an office
Lt Dick
Lt Hand
Lt Pullin
When told to signwrite the names on a door a Pioneer in the unit got in a lot of trouble when he deliberately shortended the sign and re-arranged the names to
Lieutennants Hand Pullin Dick
any member of 19th Airportable back in 71 will vouch the story is true folks |
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OOOh another true army story
At an Officers Mess function at the Parachute Regiment Depot in Aldershot a comedian was advised by the other officers that the most "game" guy to get up on stage was Captain Richard Head.
During the act the comedian duly asked Captain Head to come up on stage and he dutifully obliged, the comedian swiftly said to him, "So Captain I understand your the Dick Head of the Mess"
The fellow officers were really amused as they stretchered the now unconcious comedian from the stage to a place where he could recover  |
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