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"consuming a banana the gorilla sat on the bed looked longingly at the banana, she was hungry
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was she hungry for food, or hungry for love.....she shoved the banana up her bum |
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"but the gorilla said iam starving 
(Err right) Just then ding dong the pizza man was at the door"
while he had his hands full she unzipped him and whipped out his willie |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"but the gorilla said iam starving
(Err right) Just then ding dong the pizza man was at the door
while he had his hands full she unzipped him and whipped out his willie"
And said "thats far too small, bugger off" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"but the gorilla said iam starving
(Err right) Just then ding dong the pizza man was at the door
while he had his hands full she unzipped him and whipped out his willie
And said "thats far too small, bugger off""
i have had bigger toothpicks....are you a doris by the way |
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"returning upstairs debbie bends over and asks the window cleaner do u wish to enter replying he says ..."
with a gleam in his eye he sez....only if i can leave by the back door |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roars"
oooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says....."
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my "
m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say?  |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say? "
some one just blow me please and |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say? some one just blow me please and "
show me this fucking mouse been a long time since i |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say? some one just blow me please and
show me this fucking mouse been a long time since i "
rubbed his stub |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say? some one just blow me please and
show me this fucking mouse been a long time since i rubbed his stub "
he left the room and walked down to the |
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"come and get it big boy but he slips on the angel delight lying on the floor he roarsoooooo my arse who left the iron on the floor to which the mobile ironing service man says.....
what the fuck you all on about i only came in to see my m8 who rents a room ere hes looking after my 3 legged mouse named barry ... to which the window cleaner who was stood there with a hard on say? some one just blow me please and
show me this fucking mouse been a long time since i rubbed his stub
he left the room and walked down to the "
pet shop they had a sale on for mice legs then over to the petrol station for super glue to which he brought himself a top shelf mag to tap off to back home ... |
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