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Sign of spending too long in the Fab Forums

By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Fabsters,

Is there a sign that you are spending too long in the Forums?

Today I was crossing the road at raffic lights, looked to my left and saw a white van with ‘Waterseals’ on the side. My brain at first glance read this as ‘‘Watersports’.

Anyone else had this problem?

By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every single time I hear the word fab, my pupils dilate !

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Piles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Dpd vans

Just make my mind wanders for a little bit

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

You randomly wonder at work how (username) got on with their ‘real life’ problem they posted about the other day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah. I don’t have fuzzy dice in my car i have handcuffs. #fablife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My work involves a lot of Data Protection, which gets abbreviated to DP. Quite often I go past a training room and hear the trainer say ‘can anyone tell me what ‘DP’ stands for?’

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple over a year ago

South Wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I walk past people in the street thinking “snog, snog, fuck, avoid”

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Every Thursday I go into town and start ranting at random pigeons

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

You don’t say anything to anyone in real life until you’ve quoted back to them the last 174 things anyone else mentioned on the same subject.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t say anything to anyone in real life until you’ve quoted back to them the last 174 things anyone else mentioned on the same subject."

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Easily distracted at work and end up sneakily looking at the forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every single time I hear the word fab, my pupils dilate ! "

This lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I hear the word fab i smile

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When I see those DPD vans, I want to add an apostrophe and make it DP'D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was in a meeting today where someone was responding to a discussion about an email we all received... they said that they’d “reply privately...” I did smile a little bit and wonder...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mistook 'Mistress' (original meaning) for the BDSM meaning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fabsters,

Is there a sign that you are spending too long in the Forums?

Today I was crossing the road at raffic lights, looked to my left and saw a white van with ‘Waterseals’ on the side. My brain at first glance read this as ‘‘Watersports’.

Anyone else had this problem?

By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full.

You don't want your inbox to overflow.

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By *ooby birdWoman over a year ago

North West

"When I hear the word fab i smile

Me too

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nop carnt say i have

Mabey I've just not been on it long enuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is very wrong but we can't help smile when we talk about the local pub with 'soft play'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you keep coming back to them and it's the only reason you use the site any more.

Because you can't discuss things quite the same way as on "other social media"!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you keep coming back to them and it's the only reason you use the site any more.

Because you can't discuss things quite the same way as on "other social media"!!

I only discovered the forums last night #hooked!

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By *ffice milfWoman over a year ago

livingston

"Every single time I hear the word fab, my pupils dilate !

This lol"

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By *sylockeWoman over a year ago

East Anglia

I’m starting to go blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep checking the forums for the latest postings on threads I am participating in and checking for interesting new threads. They are addictive and yet so fun and interesting !

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have to stop myself saying ‘vanilla’ when referring to real life events and parties

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I keep saying ppl I work with are fab straight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

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By *sianmale89Man over a year ago

Stockport

When you start associating everyday scenarios or words/news with what you hear in real life and wonder what the forumites would do/advise? Or when you come across women/couples IRL and wonder if they have a profile on here?

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By *reckledbumWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

"The Dpd vans

Just make my mind wanders for a little bit "

Thank God I'm not alone

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

""By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

To reiterate I’m NOT into Watersports lol. Stop messaging me guys!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking of the data that comes from forums to back up an argument on opposing opinions that are diverse whilst at work coaching others on helping people to think more objectively about fixed subject matter ....and hearing the word FAB ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When In the market or Tesco and see the melons both cut up and whole

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When you log in in the morning and go straight to the Lounge before " see who's near "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have to check the threads to know what day it is.

Being confused when someone rants in a Wednesday instead of wiggling.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When you first go into the Lounge and see the top thread is Kiss Fuck Avoid Part 36465 , again .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

To reiterate I’m NOT into Watersports lol. Stop messaging me guys! "

I was referring to the 'inbox filling'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i walk around Asda and someone smiles at me.... and i think.... Are they on Fab and have they recognised me?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

""By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

To reiterate I’m NOT into Watersports lol. Stop messaging me guys!

I was referring to the 'inbox filling'

#confused.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"When i walk around Asda and someone smiles at me.... and i think.... Are they on Fab and have they recognised me?"

Yes they will have recognised you! Or, do you walk round Asda, get smiled at and you think ‘have I *been* there?

. I’ll get my coat...!

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Many of us will remember where we were and what we were doing when we heard someone famous had died, like Elvis or John Lennon.

Considering how often news is broken on fab, I wonder if we will remember or admit it with current and future famous deaths.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

To reiterate I’m NOT into Watersports lol. Stop messaging me guys!

I was referring to the 'inbox filling'

#confused. "

I'm not spelling it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When i walk around Asda and someone smiles at me.... and i think.... Are they on Fab and have they recognised me?

Yes they will have recognised you! Or, do you walk round Asda, get smiled at and you think ‘have I *been* there?

. I’ll get my coat...! "

No i wouldn't have *been* there because i haven't been anywhere around here lol.

Why you getting your coat?.... where we going ?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

""By the way I’m NOT into Watersports before my inbox gets full."

Was that a euphemism?

To reiterate I’m NOT into Watersports lol. Stop messaging me guys!

I was referring to the 'inbox filling'

#confused.

I'm not spelling it out

Whatever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the variety of chats in here that when im chatting with non fab mates - i start to comment and have to say oh i have a friend who blah blah blah - so many times ive come close to saying - someone mentioned that on the forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You reactivate week old posts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My work involves a lot of Data Protection, which gets abbreviated to DP. Quite often I go past a training room and hear the trainer say ‘can anyone tell me what ‘DP’ stands for?’

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

I drop the word Fab into a chat and see if there's a reaction.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"You reactivate week old posts

Or even years old!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You reactivate week old posts

Or even years old!

Why on earth would you do that?!

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By *imidWoman over a year ago

Cheshire

When I go the football match and the security people are walking with FWB on there backs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I go the football match and the security people are walking with F&B on there backs "

His Royal Highness is carried everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I walk into the office and say good morning to everyone, my brain says good morning to PP as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When ever I say or write fabulous my mind always does a quick involuntary context check lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I drop the word Fab into a chat and see if there's a reaction.

I've started doing this haha

(Mrs)

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By *ark-Nat 2016Couple over a year ago

cheshire

Now not sure if many have clocked this or it was just me having a moment

Christmas advert at the weekend on tv was for some child’s tat or other but the actual (thing) was called Fab lab and the creator of said tat is called interplay, the creators must be swingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A few years ago, when it was topical, I used to mention Max Mosley to see if people had a non vanilla side

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

London

I have two browsers on my phone one is usually on fab, so more than not always click it.

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

When someone says something I agree with and I just say 'This' and give them the

's up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I walk past people in the street thinking “snog, snog, fuck, avoid”"

Ive always done this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have a coffee or go on the school run and find yourself wondering if any of the people there are on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spending to long on fab full stop !

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By *-sas-sinWoman over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

"When you have a coffee or go on the school run and find yourself wondering if any of the people there are on fab

I look at people all the time and wonder if they are on here....

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

You wake up.

You log in.

You read 5 threads

Start 2

And comment on 20

5 minutes later

You log in again and repet..

If you do this all day every day then you may just be spending too much time on Fab forums..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every single time I hear the word fab, my pupils dilate ! "
youre never a teacher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ppl start being nice to you....

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

When you know what day of the week it is just by seeing everyones avatars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a customer comes to your desk and you think to yourself "Have I seen your cock picture yet?"

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By *hubaysi OP Woman over a year ago

Leeds

When you walk into a shopping centre and wonder if any of the women squirt! It’s such an over discussed topic on here!

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