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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He/she has a body/pussy/cock/boobs/legs to die for."
Ludicrous, would you really die for it?
"I'm up for anything"
No you're not, you said no when I asked if I could penetrate your arse with my ghost chilli infused walrus dildo.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Sorry for the random message...."
It's hardly bloody random, you looked at the pictures, read the profile (in some cases), that's not random!!!!
Ahhhh, feel better now
Jo x"
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""He/she has a body/pussy/cock/boobs/legs to die for."
Ludicrous, would you really die for it?
"I'm up for anything"
No you're not, you said no when I asked if I could penetrate your arse with my ghost chilli infused walrus dildo.
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Haha just spat my breakfast out reading that  |
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'genuine'
I'm just a GENUINE guy
Totally GENUINE
100% GENUINE here
All GENUINE me like
Just stop!! Do you even know what that word means? I've heard it so many times my brain has started to do that thing when it second guesses if the word is real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""He/she has a body/pussy/cock/boobs/legs to die for."
Ludicrous, would you really die for it?
"I'm up for anything"
No you're not, you said no when I asked if I could penetrate your arse with my ghost chilli infused walrus dildo.
Haha just spat my breakfast out reading that "
My apologies, can I buy you a new breakfast?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Bbc' yes your black, but your average at best so stop lying
'Treat with respect' really? Oh ok i was going to go round and throw my dinner at her
'Professional' professional..... what?
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""He/she has a body/pussy/cock/boobs/legs to die for."
Ludicrous, would you really die for it?
"I'm up for anything"
No you're not, you said no when I asked if I could penetrate your arse with my ghost chilli infused walrus dildo.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely hate the ones who hide themselves behind their so called sexual 'preferences' by disregarding the feeling of the ones they do not wish to meet.
And the worst is when they act like a frightened virgins on the forums when they get messages saying that they are racist.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else getting the message offering to pay for services rendered as his wife is ill?"
Indeed, along with messages of a massive allowance for meeting once a week eh naw! Off you pop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else getting the message offering to pay for services rendered as his wife is ill?
Indeed, along with messages of a massive allowance for meeting once a week eh naw! Off you pop "
 . Like being in the same category as you.. |
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Genuine, honest and trustworthy but in the profile states needs to be discreet because they are married.
Before messaging give yourself the once over and think....are you worthy.
Anything goes and then you see they have commented in the forum they will never do a certain sexual act. |
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"What’s the one that makes you cringe/laugh/wince? I’ll start with “treat with respect and you will be rewarded” - cringe! What’s yours? "
When they say they are discreet or want discretion but have their fake face pics posted everywhere for all to see. Usually a filter lover creating a profile to get back at an ex lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Sweetest tasting pussy!” If it’s clean it shouldn’t taste of anything! "
corse it should dependent on diet same as men real pussy juice tastes different every one has there own flavour
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Sweetest tasting pussy!” If it’s clean it shouldn’t taste of anything! corse it should dependent on diet same as men real pussy juice tastes different every one has there own flavour"
banana omg love when it has a hint of banana
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for a friend who enjoys meals out, drinks and lives local within 3 minutes if they live any more than 3 minutes away we're just not gonna meet, you will be blocked |
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"your the most beautiful woman on this site by miles"
Seriously?? I'm now pushing a size 18. My arse is giving XL space hoppers a run for their money. My tits are becoming nothing short of hanging sandbags and when I drag my spacehopper sized arse out of bed I look like I've had a budget facial that didn't go to plan, AND out of a rough guess of 12 thousand women from single AND couples you think I'm the most beautiful one here!!! |
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Ooohhhh.
And here's another classic.
Signed off at the end of a verification.
"Until our next meet my darling"
Then no more verifications for 18 months then the very next verification is from an unconvincing crossdresser. |
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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago
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"'genuine'
I'm just a GENUINE guy
Totally GENUINE
100% GENUINE here
All GENUINE me like
Just stop!! Do you even know what that word means? I've heard it so many times my brain has started to do that thing when it second guesses if the word is real! "
Genuinely?  |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
Land rover that's the word  "
or disco to the petrol heads |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
Land rover that's the word or disco to the petrol heads "
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
Land rover that's the word or disco to the petrol heads
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No, a Disco is the Discovery, Land Rover is Landie, that covers the 90 and 110.
And most Disco's are Derv, so more Derv heads than petrol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""He/she has a body/pussy/cock/boobs/legs to die for."
Ludicrous, would you really die for it?
"I'm up for anything"
No you're not, you said no when I asked if I could penetrate your arse with my ghost chilli infused walrus dildo.
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Within context lol. Nobody is up for that  . Leci |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
Land rover that's the word or disco to the petrol heads
No, a Disco is the Discovery, Land Rover is Landie, that covers the 90 and 110.
And most Disco's are Derv, so more Derv heads than petrol!
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yes I know it’s a private joke between me an Suzuki as she thought it was a van I’m my picture and I pointed out it was a discovery |
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"I absolutely hate the ones who hide themselves behind their so called sexual 'preferences' by disregarding the feeling of the ones they do not wish to meet.
And the worst is when they act like a frightened virgins on the forums when they get messages saying that they are racist.
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What feeling exactly do delicate male flowers get when they find out some women in the world are not attracted to someone like them? Shock horror! |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently) "
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text."
you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you "
I meant for it to be that way and I warn people at the beginning that I am an extremely boring woman.  |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you
I meant for it to be that way and I warn people at the beginning that I am an extremely boring woman. "
39 people found you ok so I think your profile is a winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you
I meant for it to be that way and I warn people at the beginning that I am an extremely boring woman. "
Nothing wrong with your profile, you articulate everything you expect from anyone you're likely to meet from using this site and it would likely put off anyone who wouldn't put the effort in. |
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you
I meant for it to be that way and I warn people at the beginning that I am an extremely boring woman.
Nothing wrong with your profile, you articulate everything you expect from anyone you're likely to meet from using this site and it would likely put off anyone who wouldn't put the effort in."
You are too smart. I am scared.
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"Long boring profiles with lists of demands (divas) then put the insert the secret word (proves to them you’ve read the drivel apparently)
So don't read if your reading comprehension is not up to scratch. The longest profiles cannot be longer than a page and a half of text. you wouldn’t happen to have one of them long boring profiles full of drivel would you
I meant for it to be that way and I warn people at the beginning that I am an extremely boring woman. 39 people found you ok so I think your profile is a winner "
We have met in person.
I was very boring.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cringe when men send messages saying how they love me because I'm a curvy REAL woman and bones are for dogs anyway. I'm sure it happens the other way around too.
It makes me die a little inside  it's even worse than dick pics. |
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"I've recently received a message..."Hi honey, I just came across your profile. Would you like to give me a blowjob?" Included with the message is a pic of his penis..
. No thanks"
Apologies but I thought it was worth a shot..... can travel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've recently received a message..."Hi honey, I just came across your profile. Would you like to give me a blowjob?" Included with the message is a pic of his penis..
. No thanks
Apologies but I thought it was worth a shot..... can travel "
Have penis can travel...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the best thread ever!
Treat with respect - HATE IT
In fact most varies and status’s make me puke and block!
I love cringe comedy but in real life? These people should have to go on a course like speed awareness complimented with a massive fine.
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"I've recently received a message..."Hi honey, I just came across your profile. Would you like to give me a blowjob?" Included with the message is a pic of his penis..
. No thanks
Apologies but I thought it was worth a shot..... can travel
Have penis can travel...lol..."
Stalker.... |
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