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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its 10:20am....

Get up ya lazy bastids!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!

And we appear to have lost Bru!!

Silence is Golden...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!

And we appear to have lost Bru!!

Silence is Golden... "

He's having a wee rest

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

He's having a wee rest "

A forced one?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!

And we appear to have lost Bru!!

Silence is Golden...

He's having a wee rest "

aww Spew's ass is missing him

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!

And we appear to have lost Bru!!

Silence is Golden...

He's having a wee rest

aww Spew's ass is missing him "

No it isn't, it's him who's missing my arse.

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Piss aff ya mare, not been to sleep again yet!!

"

The sun is shinning, the snow is falling...

Dont even think of going to bed missy!!!

You can sleep next weekend when you get your arse back home for the BBQ

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Lmao, I'm not going to the BBQ, heard that cow Cath was going so staying at home instead

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Lmao, I'm not going to the BBQ, heard that cow Cath was going so staying at home instead "

She's a very nice cow though

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Lmao, I'm not going to the BBQ, heard that cow Cath was going so staying at home instead

She's a very nice cow though "

Hey! No cows! This is New Zealand, sheep country!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*dons fluffy sheep costume*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"*dons fluffy sheep costume*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*dons fluffy sheep costume*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive.... "

*Smacks Stus ass and pings his nose*

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"*dons fluffy sheep costume*

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Don't do that in the Wales forum, you won't get out alive....

*Smacks Stus ass and pings his nose* "

What? Don't tell me you're Welsh?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

pmsl, you're all nuts. My ass is already back home for now Foe but getting kidnapped again this weekend

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"pmsl, you're all nuts. My ass is already back home for now Foe but getting kidnapped again this weekend "

Would your kidnapper mind giving us their itinerary, so that us sensible ones know where to avoid?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yer nuts

just in

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I'm taking the cart with me this time Spewie

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning all

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian

Morning lovely people

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning mids - not sure where the rest are lol

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian

Morning Andy, Probably hiding - or away feeding tha sheep

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning Andy, Probably hiding - or away feeding tha sheep "

My guess is they've fed the sheep and gone for a lie down after lunch

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I'm still here!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning sexy peeps

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning nursey

Morning Simon - did you feed the sheep ok mate?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning nursey

Morning Simon - did you feed the sheep ok mate? "

Fed them Andy but a couple got their hind legs caught in ma wellies mate mmmmmm

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning nursey

Morning Simon - did you feed the sheep ok mate?

Fed them Andy but a couple got their hind legs caught in ma wellies mate mmmmmm "

I've told you to stop buying your wellies 5 sizes too big!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

I am keeping quiet, because Rat Shit says I talk too much.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I am keeping quiet, because Rat Shit says I talk too much. "

Ssssh, she might hear you and she will be a grumpier than usual cow today as she's in pain and hasn't had any sleep. Be afraid, be very afraid Spewieboy

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan  over a year ago

Glasgow West

She's not the only one.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its 9pm....

Pj's and cocoa time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable "

Pmsl......

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable

Pmsl...... "

Oi, both your arses will be getting booted at this rate!!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'd suggest that you two get together and go bowling but maybe a social meet at a day care centre for the elderly, infirm and incontinent may be more suitable

Pmsl......

Oi, both your arses will be getting booted at this rate!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all "

Morning DM,hows you?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting.....

OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting.....

OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!! "

Why??????

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Evening DM, these time zone changes are ripping my knitting.....

OOh, and just had a near on full coronary watching the 'This Morning' news headlines!!!

Why?????? "

Teenage possible suicide pact, the lass was the spit of my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning DM,hows you? "

all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning DM,hows you?

all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x"

I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Morning all

Morning DM,hows you?

all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x

I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?"

nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning DM,hows you?

all good thanks kink ...housework all done...time to chill...hope your fine today x

I hear there is a nurse rat in here? does she get her rat out?

nah inmate escapedobar, last we heard she had raided the meds cart and snuggled into the white shiny buckled jackets "

I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over!"

She not wearing one....

She passed out on top of them....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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I like the idea of her hands been held in a straighjacket as she is bent over!

She not wearing one....

She passed out on top of them.... "

Well someone wake her up and put her in one!!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Jacket on and phone been taken away with the meds cart key.

Ratshit has been put on medical leave for a few days, so you will just have to tolerate me in the meantime!!! SORRY!!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning nursey

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Morning lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning folks xxx

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Good morning folks

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Good morning ladies.

Hope we are all well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning fellow kiwis , hope you all have a lovely day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning hope we are all well xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning everyone. TOO hot today, 38oc already here. Sunbathing for me then.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning

38 is far too hot lol - careful or else you'll burn to a crisp

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning DM - you ok?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning DM - you ok? "

all good Ty Andy....and you?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Aye just ignore me DM.... In chew mode today, or at least I was till I had an early mirning brekkie visitor to give me cuddles.

Really got to love love Fab friends xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aye just ignore me DM.... In chew mode today, or at least I was till I had an early mirning brekkie visitor to give me cuddles.

Really got to love love Fab friends xxx "

sorry Wendy would never ignore you!! (be too scared to...Haha)

Hope your well today....and cuddles are always good so have some from us (((((hugs))))) xx

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?"

I'm good thanks

Tired but good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?

I'm good thanks

Tired but good "

shouldn't get up so early then lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?

I'm good thanks

Tired but good

shouldn't get up so early then lol"

Woke up with a massive head ache

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?

I'm good thanks

Tired but good

shouldn't get up so early then lol

Woke up with a massive head ache "

not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?

I'm good thanks

Tired but good

shouldn't get up so early then lol

Woke up with a massive head ache

not good...hugs for you too lol..hope its gone x"

It has now but I'll take the hugs anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning peeps

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning DM - you ok?

all good Ty Andy....and you?

I'm good thanks

Tired but good

shouldn't get up so early then lol

Woke up with a massive head ache "

Does Stu sleep with you?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Oi oi... Be warned, Wendy hasn't slept since Monday and is a crabby cowbag. Nurse Ratshit is taking over and is in a good mood... Free meds to all inmates and idjits. But only if you ask nicely xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oi oi... Be warned, Wendy hasn't slept since Monday and is a crabby cowbag. Nurse Ratshit is taking over and is in a good mood... Free meds to all inmates and idjits. But only if you ask nicely xx "

Please Nurse can I have lots!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning nurse

Morning librarian welcome to the calm relaxing place we call New Zealand, grab a reclining chair, join us and kick back

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Andy, the bitch knows me and she ain't called bitch for nowt.. She is worse than my other selves!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Andy, the bitch knows me and she ain't called bitch for nowt.. She is worse than my other selves!! "

Well, all I can say is she needs to go ogle the boy next door then have a lie down

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Andy, the bitch knows me and she ain't called bitch for nowt.. She is worse than my other selves!!

Well, all I can say is she needs to go ogle the boy next door then have a lie down "

The boy next door is nearly eighty!

I'm not ogling him - can you imagine what an eighty year old ballsack looks like

But I am having a lie down. Far too early for anything else. Except meds...

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian

Morning lovely people - TFIF

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx"

So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx

So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him? "

He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Morning mids

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian


"Morning mids "

Morning Andy, how's ur day going?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning mids

Morning Andy, how's ur day going? "

Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx

So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?

He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao "

Can I molest him then?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx

So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?

He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao

Can I molest him then? "

If you can get up here AND get past the nurse gawping at him then he's all yours

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian


"Morning mids

Morning Andy, how's ur day going?

Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol "

Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Morning mids

Morning Andy, how's ur day going?

Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol

Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today "

nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hahaha bitch, my boy next door is only 23 MWAH!!! Xx

So what are you doing on here when you could be molesting him?

He got a restraining order to stop her librarian lmao

Can I molest him then?

If you can get up here AND get past the nurse gawping at him then he's all yours "

She can gawp all she likes, I'm not shy

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By *igeresslilly43Woman  over a year ago

west lothian


"Morning mids

Morning Andy, how's ur day going?

Better than yesterday's lol. No headache, didn't get up til 6 so woohoo lol. How about you? Out of bed yet? Lol

Yep, up, showered, dressed, having tea before I head out. Hope its a quick day today

nae stop offs on the way please fuzzy!!!"

ha ha, he'll no have time, and no bread for the toast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning all

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Not even started yet - bloody lorry isn't finished

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning you lot....im really tired today..not like me

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Morning you lot....im really tired today..not like me "

Morning DM. that's not good - go have a lie down

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