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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long have you got? 
Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting 
You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)  "
Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?
Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting
You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)
Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day "
My shovel is called Karma
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?
Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting
You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)
Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day
My shovel is called Karma
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Then I'll take it
Sorry shouldn't be hijacking the thread.
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.
What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"
Broke my heart, soul and confidence. And tried the kid twister thing which backfired. All the rest well recovered x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?
Was looking for daft and outrageous rather than upsetting
You want me to "take care" of him? (grabs shovel)
Don't tempt me! I had an offer like that, seriously, about a year ago but decided nah, karma will get him one day
My shovel is called Karma
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.
I'll read the room before I contribute more than this  "
Both...
C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen? |
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"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.
I'll read the room before I contribute more than this
Both...
C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen? "
You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.
On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.
I'll read the room before I contribute more than this
Both...
C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen?
You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.
On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet. "
Ach, I think people can be poisonous, full stop.
I've got off very lightly in life I think. Never had an ex do anything nasty to me. |
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"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.
I'll read the room before I contribute more than this
Both...
C'mon...you're among friends....what's the worst that could happen?
You have no idea how poisonous a woman can be to try and ruin your life because you ended a relationship with her.
On a lighter note, one left a top loader in my toilet.
Ach, I think people can be poisonous, full stop.
I've got off very lightly in life I think. Never had an ex do anything nasty to me."
Most definitely not exclusive to one gender.
Not even so much as a "I hope you fall and skin your knees" comment? Luck you |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Still trying to figure out if this is a banter post or a therapy session.
I'll read the room before I contribute more than this "
Yeah. I think sticking to Facebook with serious shit is a better idea. I’ll sick to lighthearted banter from now on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's what Amber did to Johnny....allegedly.
What's the worst thing an ex ever did to you?"
Told everyone I broke her nose/blacked her eye. Even though no one ever saw her with a broken nose or black eye, a few chose to believe it and the lie still lives to this day (21 years and counting). I've never once lifted my hands to a lady. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Weirdly this makes me find amber heard more attractive "
"Want me to deposit a wee walnut whip on your desk boss after you've finished "dick-tating" this message?  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weirdly this makes me find amber heard more attractive
"Want me to deposit a wee walnut whip on your desk boss after you've finished "dick-tating" this message? "
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You’re hired |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My took my house, my car, my kids a huge chunk of my pension and every penny I had.
Then went to fb to take any dignity I had then took my job"
Well, she was efficient, we need to give her that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
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And maybe tell him to take the doors off the hinges to save himself a job further down the road. |
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
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Was that Jane number 2 or 3?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Was that Jane number 2 or 3? "
Neither |
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"...., it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female...
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That must have been quite the dump
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
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Buy better quality doors. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around  She was a bit of a knobend
I think a few of us have had the fake pregnancy one"
I’m sure we have thankfully I got out of the situation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d an ex tell me she was pregnant to keep me around She was a bit of a knobend
I think a few of us have had the fake pregnancy one"
My ex wife pulled that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Buy better quality doors. "
My doors where fine until they met her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Buy better quality doors.
My doors where fine until they met her "
I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.
But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Buy better quality doors.
My doors where fine until they met her
I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.
But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness "
*headcase not headache. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Buy better quality doors.
My doors where fine until they met her
I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.
But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness "
I still have her number if you wanna message/meet up, just don't take her to your home if you love your doors |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a girl on here and we dated for around 5-6 months before her jealousy started showing, I was being accused of sleeping or wanting to sleep with every other female I'd spoken to on a night out, it all came to a head one night when she actually put her foot through my bathroom door screaming and shouting because she thought I was on my mobile phone chatting to another female, she was d*unk so I let her calm down , came out of the toilet l, showed her my mobile was on the drawer next to my bed and told her if she's not left my home in 10 mins I'd be calling the police, she reluctantly left but not before putting her foot through my living room door.
I haven't seen or heard from her in this time until I seen a couples profile with a few of her pics on it, I'm tempted to contact the guy and give him heads up as to how crazy this female is but I won't but I'm just glad she's out of my life.
Buy better quality doors.
My doors where fine until they met her
I have a misplaced kinda admiration for this lady now.
But have been told I'm a fucking headache on occasion so not the best character witness
I still have her number if you wanna message/meet up, just don't take her to your home if you love your doors "
Send me her profile name and I’ll smash her back door in as revenge for you |
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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago
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My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant
We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.
Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant
We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.
Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done
Guy."
There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh? |
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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago
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"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant
We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.
Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done
Guy.
There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh?"
Indeed but hey old history now... on a lighter note... Current partner has my on a life sentence for last 14years and every time I ask for parole it's denied  |
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"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant
We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.
Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done
Guy."
Tampered with your condoms? Did you have a drawer full of balloon animals? |
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"My worst ex, tampered with my condoms and faked/lied about being on pill... when found out took her to doctors to get back on pill to find out she was pregnant
We ended year later and I became a single father raising my son.
Sadly, this wasn't the worse thing she done
Guy.
There are some fairly fucking mad women out there, eh?
Indeed but hey old history now... on a lighter note... Current partner has my on a life sentence for last 14years and every time I ask for parole it's denied "
Wait, what? This is the lighter note?
To be honest, I would have led with that one. What did she do to get life in jail? Balloon animals seems fairly tame now. |
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hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain .. |
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain .. "
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!
Why am I imagining sprinkles on top?"
Cause even when I shite in your bed I'll do it in style |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "
He should let it out. I have, on previous threads, it's actually quite therapeutic x |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on. |
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"Big fella will have a Muff Special on his side of the bed if I get home today and that washing hasn't been hung out!
Why am I imagining sprinkles on top?
Cause even when I shite in your bed I'll do it in style "
Is it considered squirting if its runny? |
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on. "
Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.
Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner. "
Carry on camping was the funniest x |
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.
Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.
Carry on camping was the funniest x"
Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.
Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.
Carry on camping was the funniest x
Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel. "
Those were the good old days |
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
He’s sharing empathy. That’s enough to justify a post. He’s choosing not to divulge his story as am I. In detail at least. Carry on.
Carry on? Do they still make those movies? Carry on Screaming was one of the best. Fanella Feilding looking like Morticia Adams was a winner.
Carry on camping was the funniest x
Over 20 movies that could never be made again with the over sensitive culture we have today where people want praise for understanding how others feel.
Those were the good old days "
Now people need a massive dump of empathy with their banter |
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hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment? "
Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post. "
I understood that you were empathising so you don't need to explain yourself x |
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"How long have you got?
hi Katt, I so hear you . I feel sorry for anyone who has been subjected to the horrors at the hands of an ex. Not getting into it on here as it still hurts and is my private pain ..
Not being a dick but being a dick, why comment to say you won't comment?
Lol. It was a post to support katt, and an understanding that so many people have gone through difficult times. It’s not a comment on my private life . Your not a dick , you just failed to understand the post.
I understood that you were empathising so you don't need to explain yourself x"
Thank you Katt. Enjoy your weekend . X |
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