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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Confusious say get up with the sun and all will be well, get up with the moon and howl

Can you come up with your own chinese proverb??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confused. Com say. Lie in profile and be shot down. Speak truth and be fekin assinated.

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By *ikkiBWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Man who walk through airport door sideways is surely going to bangkok

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Confusious say time wasters should be strung up and not in a good way

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Man who run in front of car get tired

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Man who scratch bottom should not bite fingernails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When in the jungle never eat monkey nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

confuscious says woman who cooks meat and pees in same pot velly unhygenic

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Woman with hand in pocket has special remote control and big smile all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confusions say if Scot not get in shower soon & stop mucking about in Forums then he no get much done!

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Confucious say Scott never gets anything done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confused. Com say Eskimos should never eat

Yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Confusious say NO ONE should eat yellow snow

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Confusious say " Andy should bring me doughnut "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

Or should that be other way about for here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man with hand in both pockets..well he no feel two cocky

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Confusious say

"man screw with dick....woman screw with mind "

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Confusious say

"A kiss is shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise"

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By *ictiiWitchCouple over a year ago

Helensburgh

Confucius Say

For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he who chops firewood, warms himself twice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly fingers.

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Confusious say

Man who buy wife bike soon find her riding around town

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

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