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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fugy & Inver were walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua). After a while, Fugy turns to Inver and says "I'm thirsty."
Inver sees a pub just up the street and steers Fugy to it.
Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO DOGS.
They thought for a while trying hard to figure out what they should do.
Suddenly, Inver cried, "I have an idea! Do what I do Fugy and we'll be OK."
Inver put on the Ray Ban sunglasses Fugy sold him earlier and walked up to the door.
A big muscular Filipino stopped him. His name badge read "Drew Who Flung Dung".... "Where do you think you're going?" asked Drew.
"This is my guide dog." said Inver
"Alrighty mister, go right in." said the big man. Inver took his doberman inside, whistling a happy tune.
Fugy slipped his sunglasses on and did the same as Inver.
"Where are you going?" asked Mr Who Flung Dung.
"I'm going into the bar, this is my guide dog." he said.
"A chihuahua?" asked Drew, eyeing Fugy and the dog with suspicion.
Fugy, playing his part to the full yelled, "They gave me a chihuahua!!!????!?........PHWOOARRR"
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