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WTF is wrong with me??!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quite clearly lack of jism, well known side effect of jism deficiency is clumsiness xx  "
Ah. I must admit I’ve been lacking in jism recently.
All work and no play.  |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Get a case. I have a Spigen Tough Armour case for my Samsung S8+
It has a built in kickstand which I LOVE because if I'm not pissing people off in the forums, I'm probably watching YouTube videos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits?  "
its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x"
I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x
I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure. "
i look for my reading glasses with my reading glasses on . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this butter fingers syndrome an age thing? I’m approaching 50. Am I about to fall to bits? its when you cant remember if you even had a phone . That's when you start worrying x
I remember having it but if I walk away from it I can guarantee I won’t remember where I left it for sure. i look for my reading glasses with my reading glasses on . "
Ditto. And look for my phone while talking on it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time! 
is it because your masturbation is so intense??  "
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem. |
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem. "
Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x"
Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July.  |
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x
Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July. "
Pssshhhh quit your complaining, I’ve not touched myself since 2004
Sorry that’s 20:04 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Is that because you’re getting sooooo much action elsewhere?? Or just that annoying thing called everyday life getting in the way?? Either way that’s tragic, I’d imagine you playing with yourself is rather lovely x
Ive not got any actual physical attention since early July.
Pssshhhh quit your complaining, I’ve not touched myself since 2004
Sorry that’s 20:04"
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem. "
Can you remember when you last played with someone else?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Can you remember when you last played with someone else? "
Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Can you remember when you last played with someone else?
Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June "
Then we need to change that!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Can you remember when you last played with someone else?
Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June
Then we need to change that!!! "
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
is it because your masturbation is so intense??
I can’t remember the last time I played with myself.... and that’s not a memory problem.
Can you remember when you last played with someone else?
Oh gawd. You had to ask..... I just worked it out as it was on the Friday before a social; 1st June "
may I volunteer to change your situation for you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep dropping my phone.
Flipping screen popped out this time!
Use a bit of salt when washing your hands. It removes the lube more efficiently. "
An experienced man! Thanks for the tip  |
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If you drop your knickers and leave them strategically placed between knee and ankle, they will catch your phone on its way down. You would also attract plenty of attention, mine especially. Try it, see if it works for you and report back, lol. |
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