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By * Plus E OP Couple
over a year ago
The South |
It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on..... 
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"It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on.....
E"
Pisshead students have stolen all the life boats |
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"It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on.....
E"
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"It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on.....
E"
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By *atEvolutionCouple
over a year ago
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And the band played on.....
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The band just whinged about the fact that they wanted to continue killing people while holding giant concerts to feed the millions they already have |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on.....
E"
And that perfectly sums up the idiot attitude of today. Selfish, spoiled and with an.overblown sense of their own entitlement |
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"It's dry up this end, the sinking is clearly a hoax.
My friend had diabetes so technically that killed her not drowning.
Only the elderly and non swimmers will die.
Nobody can force me to wear a life jacket.
Only 1,500 drowned, more people die from heart disease every year.
The lifeboat industry funded this.
I'm not getting on a rescue ship, they take 10 years to build.
You can't make me get in a lifeboat that's taking away my civil liberties.
It's fake news, no one's drowning.
The captain isn't getting off, why should I?
And the band played on.....
E"
You for got they where letting off fireworks. Lol  |
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By * Plus E OP Couple
over a year ago
The South |
"Only old people die in freezing water..
Oooh er, I'm freezing right now.
If I'm not still posting at 5 you'll know what happened. 
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You've gone wild water swimming..?  "
I should have invested my winter fuel allowance in thicker socks.....
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"Only old people die in freezing water..
Oooh er, I'm freezing right now.
If I'm not still posting at 5 you'll know what happened.
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You've gone wild water swimming..?
I should have invested my winter fuel allowance in thicker socks.....
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Or the big slipper as Billy Connolly once mentioned.. |
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By * Plus E OP Couple
over a year ago
The South |
"Only old people die in freezing water..
Oooh er, I'm freezing right now.
If I'm not still posting at 5 you'll know what happened.
E
You've gone wild water swimming..?
I should have invested my winter fuel allowance in thicker socks.....
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Or the big slipper as Billy Connolly once mentioned.. "
Ohhh the big slipper. Yes!!!!
*sighs.
The good old days.
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By *ik MMan
over a year ago
Lancashire |
The Titanic hit an iceberg, but don’t worry this ship cannot sink so if you stay in your cabins you’ll get paid to sit there and wait. Anyone who questions this approach is branded an icebergidiot and is deemed unfit to be saved if rescue ships ever arrive. Some decide they’d rather kill themselves than see it out, others have heart attacks and die but apparently that’s a price worth paying.
Oh no, things are getting worse, the only way we’ll fix this is to sail into more icebergs. Iceberg 2, 3 and 4 might not save the day so those locked in their cabins demand iceberg 5...that’s bound to work.
Some people wonder if there might be a way to save the majority of passengers and crew while at the same time prevent the ship from sinking entirely. They’re branded worse than the icebergidiots and watch on in disbelief as the Titanic sails headlong into the next iceberg.
As this happened over 100 years ago history now judges the icebergidiots as the ones with foresight who tried their best to make the most out of a terrible situation. Those who’s actions saw the ship sink, well we don’t talk about those anymore... |
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"Maybe there's a way of getting the sunlight 'into' the iceberg so that it will melt and go away quicker... is that something we can look into?  "
Might have to wait 5-6 months for the sun to heat up |
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We've been having iced drinks and cold plunge pools for years and are as fit as butchers'dogs. We'll get out in search of more ice, after reading the Great Balaclava Declaration that everyone here has signed |
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over a year ago
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"The Titanic hit an iceberg, but don’t worry this ship cannot sink so if you stay in your cabins you’ll get paid to sit there and wait. Anyone who questions this approach is branded an icebergidiot and is deemed unfit to be saved if rescue ships ever arrive. Some decide they’d rather kill themselves than see it out, others have heart attacks and die but apparently that’s a price worth paying.
Oh no, things are getting worse, the only way we’ll fix this is to sail into more icebergs. Iceberg 2, 3 and 4 might not save the day so those locked in their cabins demand iceberg 5...that’s bound to work.
Some people wonder if there might be a way to save the majority of passengers and crew while at the same time prevent the ship from sinking entirely. They’re branded worse than the icebergidiots and watch on in disbelief as the Titanic sails headlong into the next iceberg.
As this happened over 100 years ago history now judges the icebergidiots as the ones with foresight who tried their best to make the most out of a terrible situation. Those who’s actions saw the ship sink, well we don’t talk about those anymore... "
Oh dear Nik, you truly are in your own little world whilst those dealing with the reality of Covid-19 are dealing with the shit.
You keep to worrying about yourself etc... keep making yourself the centre point.
If you want your titanic comparison... you’re sat on dry land nowhere near the ship, why not just be thankful you’re neither crew or passenger and crack on quietly showing a tad of respect to those having to actually deal with the shit which for some reason you want to wish away x |
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By * Plus E OP Couple
over a year ago
The South |
"Maybe there's a way of getting the sunlight 'into' the iceberg so that it will melt and go away quicker... is that something we can look into?
Might have to wait 5-6 months for the sun to heat up "
How about if we all let of a load of aerosols, would that help warm things up?
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As this happened over 100 years ago history now judges the icebergidiots as the ones with foresight who tried their best to make the most out of a terrible situation. Those who’s actions saw the ship sink, well we don’t talk about those anymore... "
Don't worry, that's never going to happen. |
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"Maybe there's a way of getting the sunlight 'into' the iceberg so that it will melt and go away quicker... is that something we can look into?
Might have to wait 5-6 months for the sun to heat up
How about if we all let of a load of aerosols, would that help warm things up?
E"
Arseoles? |
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"The Titanic hit an iceberg, but don’t worry this ship cannot sink so if you stay in your cabins you’ll get paid to sit there and wait. Anyone who questions this approach is branded an icebergidiot and is deemed unfit to be saved if rescue ships ever arrive. Some decide they’d rather kill themselves than see it out, others have heart attacks and die but apparently that’s a price worth paying.
Oh no, things are getting worse, the only way we’ll fix this is to sail into more icebergs. Iceberg 2, 3 and 4 might not save the day so those locked in their cabins demand iceberg 5...that’s bound to work.
Some people wonder if there might be a way to save the majority of passengers and crew while at the same time prevent the ship from sinking entirely. They’re branded worse than the icebergidiots and watch on in disbelief as the Titanic sails headlong into the next iceberg.
As this happened over 100 years ago history now judges the icebergidiots as the ones with foresight who tried their best to make the most out of a terrible situation. Those who’s actions saw the ship sink, well we don’t talk about those anymore... "
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"The Titanic hit an iceberg, but don’t worry this ship cannot sink so if you stay in your cabins you’ll get paid to sit there and wait. Anyone who questions this approach is branded an icebergidiot and is deemed unfit to be saved if rescue ships ever arrive. Some decide they’d rather kill themselves than see it out, others have heart attacks and die but apparently that’s a price worth paying.
Oh no, things are getting worse, the only way we’ll fix this is to sail into more icebergs. Iceberg 2, 3 and 4 might not save the day so those locked in their cabins demand iceberg 5...that’s bound to work.
Some people wonder if there might be a way to save the majority of passengers and crew while at the same time prevent the ship from sinking entirely. They’re branded worse than the icebergidiots and watch on in disbelief as the Titanic sails headlong into the next iceberg.
As this happened over 100 years ago history now judges the icebergidiots as the ones with foresight who tried their best to make the most out of a terrible situation. Those who’s actions saw the ship sink, well we don’t talk about those anymore... "
Maybe if it ploughed headfirst into another iceberg then more people couldve actually climbed out onto that iceberg, and not drowned/froze to death |
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