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To much stink for a bit of pink

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By *obbo44 OP   Man  over a year ago

Swansea

Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .

Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power

Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do hope this is not real walk out bbes no pink is ever worth tat much stink

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By *ancardiff7Man  over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

RIP the full stop.

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By *ite -meWoman  over a year ago

my house


"

Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .

Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power

Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink"

Fucking creased.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im so sorry but im still giggling. I actually laughed our loud lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure I've seen this before....

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By *orro_sMan  over a year ago

Swansea

Apologies if this is real, but i just chuckled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was rimming a g/f once when she farted, she had the decency to apoligise. Thankfully no 'pooparticles' came out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LOL you should see my face

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By *obbo44 OP   Man  over a year ago

Swansea


"I'm sure I've seen this before...."

I'm sure you have as well in the lounge lol

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By *oby le roneMan  over a year ago

Treorchy


"

Help is needed been seeing this chick for a while now she has a body to die for lovely curves in all the right places and is great in bed and she loves sex but only thing she does fart like fuck .

Now normally this wouldn't be an issue but recently we I'd been out for a night out in all the bars and a restraunt and I had the remote of the love eggs and we had a great night got back to the hotel got down to it and it was going well she turned over into doggie so I thought I'll go down on her from behind lovely it was going great I flipped her over and got back down there I was going for gold for 15minutes I was at the stage I was seriously considering I could enter a freestyle diving comp bit I was to far committed now so had to go till the end couldn't stop when I could feel her starting to shake I.knew she wasn't far away and just as she's coming she lifted herself up and farted and a little nugget came out and landed right on the tip of my nose it's was.lolr a fucking rouge coco pop on the rim of a bowl , picture an big American boulder balancing on a tiny rock and wondering how it stayed there and.ypu will get the picture I didn't k ow whether to flick it off or admire it's staying power

Now question is is this too much stink for a bit pink"

Just be greatful she didn't eat sweetcorn at the restaurant. Could have fired one out and hit you in the eye. And then where would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Omg I'm sorry I can't stop laughing. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"RIP the full stop. "

Don' be savage....I counted at least 3....mid sentence

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By *obbo44 OP   Man  over a year ago

Swansea

Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns

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By *obbo44 OP   Man  over a year ago

Swansea


"RIP the full stop. "

And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns "

I thought this post was bloody brilliant, you made me laugh and these types of posts are much needed on here instead of all the stress and drama posts I see.

I literally laughed out loud lol

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By *ay.fabMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha that’s hilarious. That will put you off for life now I guess!

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By *ancardiff7Man  over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"RIP the full stop.

And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless "

You're.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh did I get the grammar wrong I am so sorry guys I was only trying to say something funny to give people a laugh you pair of clowns "

That's the spirit OP nice to see good humour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sure I've seen this before....

I'm sure you have as well in the lounge lol "

Ahhh!! That's where!

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"RIP the full stop.

And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless "

My word, you might want to develop a sense of humour dude, and chill a little, you'll live longer!

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By *wjadMan  over a year ago

Aldershot

Fucking hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read this post out to hubby last night, he couldn't setup laughing either.

Great sense of humour, its what is all about xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too funny haha

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By *he tunnelsCouple  over a year ago

newport

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is quality do it any ways just flick the co co pop away haha .

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By *obbo44 OP   Man  over a year ago

Swansea

Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop"

I dont care about proof reading, and I dont care for the perfect spelling on here. You made alot smile so balls to the full stops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Only trying to get a little laugh in the Wales forum , I shall take my time next time and proof read it before posting full fecking stop"

AtleastyouhadgapsbetweenyourwordsX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"RIP the full stop.

And what prize would they win with you lol your fecking shapeless

You're. "

I personally think you have a hot body

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By *ancardiff7Man  over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha fucking class sorry made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'! "

what nugget?

I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once.

i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away.

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By *ite -meWoman  over a year ago

my house


"Hilarious....a proper comedy 'nugget'!

what nugget?

I had a full on spoonful of nuttella deposited on my bollox once.

i spent an hour in the shower. and threw the sheets away."

Ffs buck mun.....heaving here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I just peeded a little laughing , ooops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit happens crack on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shit happens crack on "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

LMFAO! Jesus I might have lost the content of my stomach if that happened to me!

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