So I’m currently sidelined for at least a few more months having ruptured my ACL taking a girl up against the wall of all things......
Got me curious as to what are people’s worst sex related injury’s?? |
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over a year ago
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Omg splitting the bit of skin between your pussy & the crack of your arse..... Fucking ouch. Someone pulled my cheeks apart roughly & I was out of action for 2 weeks. |
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Wow at the banjo string that would have to be a new level of pissed (not judging... much  ) I remember when I broke mine thought I was gonna die at 18 it was like a crimescene wasnt even sex related really my ex jumped on me was like a balloon deflating  . Had a near miss after bending someone over sink postshower luckily didnt land on my ass aha |
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Ruptured bursa in elbow...leant awkwardly on something while playing!
Ruptured bursa in knee...umm leant awkwardly on something (wooden floor in a polytunnel!!) while playing!
Don't lean awkwardly kids.
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"I had pink eye, it looked like i'd cry pure blood, thats how bad my whites were... That was about 4yrs ago now with a bi ex bf.. "
Dare I ask what pink eye is?  C |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Same as others broken banjo, mine didn't break though I had an "Eu Natural" partner & a stray hair sliced through it like a scalpel just under the head.
Smarted just a tad & took an age to heal as it went clean through.
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"I had pink eye, it looked like i'd cry pure blood, thats how bad my whites were... That was about 4yrs ago now with a bi ex bf..
Dare I ask what pink eye is? C"
It's an Americanism for Conjunctivitis - basicly an eye infection. |
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"Spunk in the eye. Now thats a killer.
Only happened once and it wont happen again  Should have worn your specs.  "
I wear my swimming goggles every time I give a blow job now |
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"I had pink eye, it looked like i'd cry pure blood, thats how bad my whites were... That was about 4yrs ago now with a bi ex bf..
Dare I ask what pink eye is? C"
He clearly hadnt douched properly & in heat of the moment wiped my tearing eye & just didnt think as I put in one of my worst eye infections ever.. Much worse than conjunctivitis, the whites of my eyes wen red..lol 
Never again.. |
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