 | Tawdry.... that was our word of the night. The whole experience was one which will live long in our nightmares. The Wanking Dead, single men wander the corridors, introducing themselves without invitation or interest, smiling their reptilian grimace while handling their lesser goods. The rank smell of male body odour drifting through the rooms.
The tone was one of a 1980s Russian oligarchs bordello, without the sophistication, playing constant, in your face porn. Eyes never meet, we are invisible but everything is seen.
Many people seemed to enjoy it, but it's not for us. There's no door policy, the toilets were flooded, the outdoor area where there were acts and entertainment, was thick with gravel and mud, coating our shoes. The play rooms were poorly lit, chilly and dirty, with ubiquitous vinyl coverings on the bed. We fled to a private room, locked the door and were immediately followed by the gaggle of single men, one knocking on the door asking 'You like company'......
Oh dear.......
Sadly, this was our third try at this venue. Well, done. You've scored a hatrick of disappointments.
Date: 28 August 2023
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