The Vanilla Alternative

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Rating: Fabulous
	Hotel room was basic; but clean, convenient and great value. Staff very friendly and helpful. We had a great night; fantastic play areas and respectfull guests. Shame about the 7 hour drive, but can't wait to return. Date: 20 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Wow what a place to start as we are newbies and it was our first swing club we found we had a lovely welcome if your looking to socialise in a sexy classy clean fun erotic environment with couples of all age groups this is the place for you very cheap drinks they even lay on a buffet and have many tasteful comfy clean private or open playrooms including the biggest hottub ever if you choose to enjoy they had a key to your lockers and pay system which really helped its real easy to find great secure parking and aplenty hotels near by or even have there own book in advance though as it gets really busy but a real fun place to relax and be or play no pressure and lovely hosts with lovely people there something for everyone. Date: 17 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Wow what a place to start as we are newbies and it was our first swing club we found we had a lovely welcome if your looking to socialise in a sexy classy clean fun erotic environment with couples of all age groups this is the place for you very cheap drinks they even lay on a buffet and have many tasteful comfy clean private or open playrooms including the biggest hottub ever if you choose to enjoy they had a key to your lockers and pay system which really helped its real easy to find great secure parking and aplenty hotels near by or even have there own book in advance though as it gets really busy but a real fun place to relax and be or play no pressure and lovely hosts with lovely people there something for everyone.

Date: 17 November 2014

Rating: Fun
	Visited VA on Friday with my gorgeous man. It was the first visit for either of us having both been frequent visitors to the London party/club scene for a while. The venue was very easy to find although we didn't realise it was so far out of London. There was ample.parking and of course the hotel on site if you need it. We were pleasantly surprised inside by the decor and layout of the club. Something for everyone from the voyeurs and shy players to the out and out exhibitionists. The clientele were different to that of our frequent haunts but it was nice to see such an eclectic mix of people, ages, sizes and races. It was a shame it was a very quiet night but we still had a lot of fun. Jane, the hostess was lovely, from her first introductory email to meeting us on the night. Shame we can't persuade you to relocate. I would recommend this club especially to any newbies looking to dip their toes into a non pressure and pleasant environment. We will definitely visit again and maybe bring some friends up from London. Thanks K xx Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fun

Visited VA on Friday with my gorgeous man. It was the first visit for either of us having both been frequent visitors to the London party/club scene for a while. The venue was very easy to find although we didn't realise it was so far out of London. There was ample.parking and of course the hotel on site if you need it.

We were pleasantly surprised inside by the decor and layout of the club. Something for everyone from the voyeurs and shy players to the out and out exhibitionists. The clientele were different to that of our frequent haunts but it was nice to see such an eclectic mix of people, ages, sizes and races. It was a shame it was a very quiet night but we still had a lot of fun. Jane, the hostess was lovely, from her first introductory email to meeting us on the night.

Shame we can't persuade you to relocate. I would recommend this club especially to any newbies looking to dip their toes into a non pressure and pleasant environment. We will definitely visit again and maybe bring some friends up from London. Thanks K xx

Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a long weekend at Va. The host were excellent the venue is fantastic and fun was had by all we will be returning very soon D&t xxx Date: 16 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went on couples night last Sat with a gorgeous lady i know. Was my first visit and loved it. Jacuzzi was big and staff were very very friendly and helpful. Extremely clean and well lit and will be back again on the 29th November!! Date: 14 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We had a great Saturday night, one of the best clubs that we have visited the layout is very good, lots of very freindly couples, we will be back!!! Date: 9 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Best club we have been to by far. We stayed Halloween weekend with another 2 couples . All 3 of our rooms were adequate. The club was buzzing & had a good vibe both the Friday & Saturday evening. Glad we tried the pool/hot tub it was an experience we both can't wait to try again. We both love the lay out of the club & the owners/staff are friendly... and hot!! Scott, I will bring a supply of popping candy with me next visit.... wink wink xx Date: 6 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Best club we have been to by far. We stayed Halloween weekend with another 2 couples . All 3 of our rooms were adequate. The club was buzzing & had a good vibe both the Friday & Saturday evening. Glad we tried the pool/hot tub it was an experience we both can't wait to try again. We both love the lay out of the club & the owners/staff are friendly... and hot!! Scott, I will bring a supply of popping candy with me next visit.... wink wink xx

Date: 6 November 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Visited for the first time on Saturday night. As we stayed in the hotel as well, we shall break it into two parts. Hotel: Stayed in room 11, very nice indeed. The en-suite was a bonus and we would recomend paying that little bit extra for that benefit. Also the bed was very comfy with a really soft duvet. Just what was needed after a night in the club. Club: Wow. We have now been to a few clubs and this one has certainly left its mark. The bar area is very comfortable and a great place to meet people. The 'snug' out the back just looks classy with its comfortable Chesterfields. The locker room is very clean and tidy with a pair of towels in each locker. On the play room side, its just huge, with excellent lighting that sets the mood. To top it off though has to be the 20 person hot tub, its bloody massive! Mr RWL managed two strokes when he attempted to swim it. All in all this is well worth the 2 hour trip and we shall do again in the near future. Date: 27 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Visited for the first time on Saturday night. As we stayed in the hotel as well, we shall break it into two parts.

Hotel: Stayed in room 11, very nice indeed. The en-suite was a bonus and we would recomend paying that little bit extra for that benefit. Also the bed was very comfy with a really soft duvet. Just what was needed after a night in the club.

Club: Wow. We have now been to a few clubs and this one has certainly left its mark. The bar area is very comfortable and a great place to meet people. The 'snug' out the back just looks classy with its comfortable Chesterfields. The locker room is very clean and tidy with a pair of towels in each locker. On the play room side, its just huge, with excellent lighting that sets the mood. To top it off though has to be the 20 person hot tub, its bloody massive! Mr RWL managed two strokes when he attempted to swim it. All in all this is well worth the 2 hour trip and we shall do again in the near future.

Date: 27 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Well Mrs Ss Birthday at the VA last night was a v sexy night Mistress K was in charge ;-) we were with some very sexy friends, Scott & Jules as welcoming as ever and the staff couldn't do enough to help;-) great sexy atmosphere, the club was full, and as usual spotless, hot tub and play areas writhing with sexy bods;-) what a turn on, Birthday cake was a lovely touch thank you VA we'll be back soon ;-) Oh Mrs Ss arse still tingling from last nights festivities ;-) lol X Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Well Mrs Ss Birthday at the VA last night was a v sexy night Mistress K was in charge ;-) we were with some very sexy friends, Scott & Jules as welcoming as ever and the staff couldn't do enough to help;-) great sexy atmosphere, the club was full, and as usual spotless, hot tub and play areas writhing with sexy bods;-) what a turn on, Birthday cake was a lovely touch thank you VA we'll be back soon ;-) Oh Mrs Ss arse still tingling from last nights festivities ;-) lol X

Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Last night was our 2nd time at VA. It exceeded all expectations again. Thank you to all who contribute to providing such a well presented venue Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Went back to VA for the 2nd time last night and had a brilliant time. The club is very well run, and has lots of fun and sexy people! Great club, great atmosphere. The hot tub is a feature of course, but the rest of the club is just as good. High quality venue that is kept spotless by the excellent staff. We have also stayed in the hotel, which was very clean and tidy too! Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Went back to VA for the 2nd time last night and had a brilliant time. The club is very well run, and has lots of fun and sexy people!

Great club, great atmosphere. The hot tub is a feature of course, but the rest of the club is just as good. High quality venue that is kept spotless by the excellent staff.

We have also stayed in the hotel, which was very clean and tidy too!

Date: 19 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the VA for the first time last night, and we love the place. The staff are brilliant, the layout, decor, lighting etc are all spot on. Love the massive hot tub. We have been to several clubs around the UK and in our opinion none of the others come any where near the VA. It is a classy club, a cut above!! Slut had the pleasure of two single guys, (wish it had been more)thank you to them. We will be back very soon so that Slut can play with lots more..... Date: 18 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the VA for the first time last night, and we love the place. The staff are brilliant, the layout, decor, lighting etc are all spot on. Love the massive hot tub. We have been to several clubs around the UK and in our opinion none of the others come any where near the VA. It is a classy club, a cut above!!

Slut had the pleasure of two single guys, (wish it had been more)thank you to them. We will be back very soon so that Slut can play with lots more.....

Date: 18 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We visited for the first time last night... And had a brilliant night. We was made to feel very welcome by all the staff and met some beautiful sexy people. Can't wait to come bk here again very soon xx Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Our second visit to VA last night and we loved it! Very busy, fun and loads of sexy couples everywhere!!! The staff and hosts are amazing, loads of shot's were being thrown at us, I had a giggle on the dancefloor with some other sexy ladies and playing on the pole! Can't wait to go back :) Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Another hot and horny night at the fabulous VA. Never disappoints. Just wish they could pick it up and bring it a little closer. :-). Xxx Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Very overdue review for my favourite and indisputably the best & classiest club in the UK. This is the Ritz to all the Travel lodges out there The facilities are sumptuous & opulent, it's full of a friendly , fun filled, sexy clientele and Jules, Scott & all the staff & hosts make you more than welcome. Their sense of humour is as wicked as the rest of them , but you can be assured of a warm welcome. I play as a single girl & always feel safe & secure here & there are quite a number of people travelling many miles to visit, so plenty of 'variety is the spice of life' to sample ;) One final thing is to highly recommend the event nights & especially the annual festival of fun - if your swinging club doesn't let you party naked in the foam to a live band, well I think you need to try somewhere new ... Because you really don't know what your missing x Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Very overdue review for my favourite and indisputably the best & classiest club in the UK. This is the Ritz to all the Travel lodges out there

The facilities are sumptuous & opulent, it's full of a friendly , fun filled, sexy clientele and Jules, Scott & all the staff & hosts make you more than welcome. Their sense of humour is as wicked as the rest of them , but you can be assured of a warm welcome.

I play as a single girl & always feel safe & secure here & there are quite a number of people travelling many miles to visit, so plenty of 'variety is the spice of life' to sample ;)

One final thing is to highly recommend the event nights & especially the annual festival of fun - if your swinging club doesn't let you party naked in the foam to a live band, well I think you need to try somewhere new ...

Because you really don't know what your missing x

Date: 12 October 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Another fab sexy friendly warm welcome at VA xx The bar staff, Jules and Scott we always look after each and every person who walks through there door with a warm welcome which makes u feel at ease xx Beautiful venue and hubby and I had a great evening stayed in the hotel also our room was amazing xxxx thanks guys massive hugs see u all on spooky Halloween !!! Date: 29 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Attend VA's again on Friday after quite a long absence. Still the great place it as always been. The evening was less busy than usual (Guess due to major road works on the A1). However the atmosphere was electric, the people were elegant, and a couple of Single Guys were particularly very naughty. Will be back real soon R & S xx Date: 29 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	This was our first time and we found The Vanilla Alternative to be an amazingly friendly and relaxed venue. Everything was clean, the staff are extremely friendly and nothing is too much trouble. We also stayed in the hotel which is clean and comfortable. We met so many lovely people and had the the most incredible night with one gorgeous couple. Date: 28 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Really great club went on the 27th September staff are very friendly so felt comfortable straight away the club it's self is spotless and we stayed in the hotel which is lovely thanks guys for a great night we will be back Date: 28 September 2014

Rating: Fun
	This is only the second time we have been here but last night very friendly something maybe to do with my outfit but hey Ho if people chat to you so much the better! !! Not that busy but enough people for a party! Very clean and looking forward to another visit with a very naughty pair!!! You know who you are lol!!! Xx Date: 28 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Just want to add, in case our last post was taken in a negative way, that this is the best club in the country and the hotel is excellent value for the money and us much cheaper and much much more convenient than staying at a nearby local hotel, the fact that you can pop back and forth to your room as and when you need is also a real plus. The problem with the shower was a pain but we are sure it was a one off. So in closing, if you are thinking of going to a club, GO TO THE VA, it's simply the best and well worth the two and a bit hour drive each way that we have :) Definitely a five star club x Date: 24 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Just want to add, in case our last post was taken in a negative way, that this is the best club in the country and the hotel is excellent value for the money and us much cheaper and much much more convenient than staying at a nearby local hotel, the fact that you can pop back and forth to your room as and when you need is also a real plus. The problem with the shower was a pain but we are sure it was a one off.

So in closing, if you are thinking of going to a club, GO TO THE VA, it's simply the best and well worth the two and a bit hour drive each way that we have :)

Definitely a five star club x

Date: 24 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	This is without doubt one of the best clubs in the UK.Classy, elegant, sexy decor wit a membership to match. I have had some truly brilliant evenings there. My only complaint is why isn't it nearer London????!!! Looking forward to getting back there soon and renewing old acquaintances. Date: 17 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Our 4th visit on Saturday and apart from a delay in the hotel opening times and the next to useless shower in the room, the club itself was fab and we met some lovely sexy couples and had lots of fab fun, will def go back x Date: 16 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Last night was our 4th visit to this outstanding club so we thought it was about time we reviewed it! Our first ever experience was at this club last December and we were amazed at how classy and fun and relaxed it is. Every time we have visited be it on a Friday or Saturday night it is full of beautiful friendly people who just make it a great night. We've also stayed at the hotel and again we can't fault it! Last night we stayed over with a friend so an extra bed was put in our room! We were very impressed with the huge bedroom, sexy decor and amazing bath and shower ! In our opinion V.A is definitely one of the best clubs around and a brilliant start if you are new to all of this. Thanks for so many amazing nights, we are already planning the next visit xx Date: 14 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Last night was our 4th visit to this outstanding club so we thought it was about time we reviewed it!

Our first ever experience was at this club last December and we were amazed at how classy and fun and relaxed it is.

Every time we have visited be it on a Friday or Saturday night it is full of beautiful friendly people who just make it a great night.

We've also stayed at the hotel and again we can't fault it!

Last night we stayed over with a friend so an extra bed was put in our room!

We were very impressed with the huge bedroom, sexy decor and amazing bath and shower !

In our opinion V.A is definitely one of the best clubs around and a brilliant start if you are new to all of this.

Thanks for so many amazing nights, we are already planning the next visit xx

Date: 14 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Had a wonderful night in VA , although very quiet the people we did meet were so nice. can speak highly enough of the staff there. This is what all club should aspire to. Date: 7 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	VA came up trumps again. Never mind the quantity its the quality of horny fun people this club attracts. I had a awesome time with some very sexy couples. Shame I didn't get to meet the tasty single female until I was going home Wah!!. But hats off to Jules & Scott for running this 1st class adult fun establishment. Date: 6 September 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	We attended the 'behind closed doors' party last night. Quieter than the last one but oh so much more fun. As usual the staff and owners bent over backwards to facilitate the needs of the guests, the venue was spotless, the hot tub hot and the music just right. Plenty of sexy fun all over the venue and we had more than our fair share I'm sure ;) If you haven't been before why not? If you have and you didn't attend last night then you missed out on one hell of a fun night. We'll be back as soon as we can xx Date: 25 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous

We attended the 'behind closed doors' party last night. Quieter than the last one but oh so much more fun. As usual the staff and owners bent over backwards to facilitate the needs of the guests, the venue was spotless, the hot tub hot and the music just right. Plenty of sexy fun all over the venue and we had more than our fair share I'm sure ;)

If you haven't been before why not? If you have and you didn't attend last night then you missed out on one hell of a fun night. We'll be back as soon as we can xx

Date: 25 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Out 2nd visit as we enjoyed the first one, this was even better. Lots of sexy couples in last night, we made good use of the fantastic hot tub and surrounding areas. So much sexy fun going on around. We met a lovely couple who were here having their first swinging experience and they went away with a big smile on their faces!! Everyone was very friendly once again, can't wait to get back for some more fun soon. Arron & Sharon xx Date: 24 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Out 2nd visit as we enjoyed the first one, this was even better. Lots of sexy couples in last night, we made good use of the fantastic hot tub and surrounding areas.

So much sexy fun going on around. We met a lovely couple who were here having their first swinging experience and they went away with a big smile on their faces!!

Everyone was very friendly once again, can't wait to get back for some more fun soon.

Arron & Sharon xx

Date: 24 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	The VA is by far the best club in the UK in my opinion. The standards that they set and the facilities are by far superior to any other club that I have been to. I attended the Festival of Fun last weekend and this was no exception - a fantastic weekend from start to finish and a good time was had by all. Scott and Jules are fantastic hosts, nothing is ever too much trouble and they always make sure everyone is having a good time and things are running smoothly. Heres to lots more great nights - see you soon :-) xxxx Date: 21 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous

The VA is by far the best club in the UK in my opinion.

The standards that they set and the facilities are by far superior to any other club that I have been to.

I attended the Festival of Fun last weekend and this was no exception - a fantastic weekend from start to finish and a good time was had by all.

Scott and Jules are fantastic hosts, nothing is ever too much trouble and they always make sure everyone is having a good time and things are running smoothly.

Heres to lots more great nights - see you soon :-) xxxx

Date: 21 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous
	Great venue, friendly crowd and a no pressure, welcoming environment.i really liked the play area set up with lots of different areas and popped my hot tub cherry and had a splash. Only negatives were the shared toilets and lack of lockers.. My fault for arriving late but worrying about my bag and valuables while playing was a bit distracting. In all though a great place and I won't hesitate to return x Date: 21 August 2014

Rating: Fabulous

Great venue, friendly crowd and a no pressure, welcoming environment.i really liked the play area set up with lots of different areas and popped my hot tub cherry and had a splash. Only negatives were the shared toilets and lack of lockers.. My fault for arriving late but worrying about my bag and valuables while playing was a bit distracting. In all though a great place and I won't hesitate to return x

Date: 21 August 2014

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