The Office

Bristol, South West


(Link to this club listing)

The new look Office is a private members swing venue now in its 6th year, structurally the club is now finished and we can boast about our high rise glass bed, cinema with lockable play rooms, a massive orgy bed, fully equipped dungeon, an exhibitionist room with a difference and private rooms, changing areas and lockers, shower facilities, and much much more, but the most important part is being in the company of very down to earth friendly faces and that’s what will greet you here.

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Rating: OK
Tried to go tonight (10/02/18) but looks like it's closed down, no lights on and the buzzer no longer works.

I can only assume all the negative reviews on here have finally put them out of business ? Their web site is still up so not sure. Does anyone know anything ?

It's a shame this club has been abandoned by the swinging community as we had some fantastic times here over the years.

Date: 10 February 2018

Rating: Avoid
Wish we read reviews before going. Was a bad experience and left within 10-15 minutes of arriving.

Avoid is all I can say.

Date: 28 December 2017

Rating: Avoid
Avoid at all costs! Dirty, dingy and empty!

Date: 30 August 2017

Rating: Avoid
The worst club going avoid at all costs

Date: 29 August 2017

Rating: Avoid
Tired and in need of money spent on it ...also mostly single guys ..not a good evening at all!!

Date: 6 August 2017

Rating: Avoid
Stay away!!

Date: 7 June 2017

Rating: OK
We have been quite a few times, and love it always welcome and enjoy ourselfs, were always recommending you x

Date: 28 February 2017

Rating: Fabulous
We have been going to this club on and off for about 10 years and we love it. Simon, Bob & Jackie always make people feel very welcome. Very relaxed atmosphere with a good night club vibe. The heating problem seems to have been sorted, we've met some great people their that are now good friends. Would be great if more people attended as it would be such a shame to lose such a great place that's on the doorstep.

Date: 26 December 2016

Rating: Fabulous
we've been to the office loads of times and whilst I understand some of the reviews on here we've been to many swinging clubs all over the country and all over europe. our favourite clubs are in europe but there is a reason we go to the office more than any other club in the uk and it's simple - it's just fun, we actually have a laugh here..but of course there's the sex element and they say its quiet..true maybe but i can honestly say as a guy Ive had more hot sex with beautiful women here than anywhere else and we've tried most places in the south of the uk..as for my wife..she is genuinely stunning, check the verification's but weirdly enough she'd had more hot sex there than any other club..we go there for 2 reasons cos it's fun and we might have sex with people who get off on the fun vibe too and aren't so serious.

Date: 23 November 2016

Rating: OK
Attended for the first time this weekend.

Looking at other reviews and having spoken to people there it seems that it is "luck of the draw" with this place. There is nothing wrong with the club, or the facilities. However, when compared to other clubs we have visited it was very poorly attended.

It's a shame more people from the Bristol area don't use it for meets or playdates as it definitely has the potential to be a great venue.

We were fortunate to have met a couple and two single guys there to spend the evening with.

Dress code was far more relaxed than other venues, which is a shame.

Overall we left with the feeling that if this place would increase its standards and perhaps relaunch itself with a few high profile events it could be a real gem.

We will return at least once more to get a feel for how this club can vary from week to week.

Date: 5 June 2016

Rating: Fun
I suppose it depends on the luck of the draw, who turns up. And wow did I get lucky! Gorgeous single girl there and a hot couple with a absolutely stunning appetite for sex. Gutted I didn't beat Gary at pool, I really missed out on shagging a worldie! And I owe him a viagra (which was a godsend) lol! ;) spoke with a few other single guys and they were all really sounds lads. Facilities weren't bad either, not sure on the bad reviews. Smashing night!!! :)

Date: 28 May 2016

Rating: Fun
I have visited the Office a few times over the years and its always an interesting night. I wish they vetted more the single males going in, as there seems to be no dress code. However the rooms are interestingly designed, and when the mood and crowd is right, it can be a very naughty place. Bristol is a big vibrant city, with the right crowd this venue has huge potential. It just needs to market itself better. Give it a try and dont listen to all the naysayers. You get out what you put in

Date: 20 May 2016

Rating: OK
Been here a couple of times in past very large rooms but also very empty more staff and single men then couples place way over priced

Date: 4 May 2016

Rating: Avoid
Far and away THE worst club we've ever visited in 6 years.Where to start ?

It's cold

It smells

Rude staff

Overpriced soft drinks

Chavvy,pushy single guys a plenty

Only 3 other couples there,and one of those had a fight :(

Smoking indoors,and not just fags,really ?

Getting the picture ?

Cmon Bristol,you deserve so much better than this !

Date: 18 April 2016

Rating: Avoid
Not been for a while, so maybe has improved. the first impression is the smell of leaking oil from some unidentified machine. the place was freezing cold and about as welcoming as a crematorium waiting room. the few "clients" had about as much life in them as the crematorium's guests.

the only redeeming quality is the high level glass bed. A nice idea; pity there were no users

Date: 12 April 2016

Rating: OK
I attended the club Friday night

Got there about 11 knew I had to pay in so no issue there I was well Dressed unlike most of the people there

Had a game or 2 of pool with 2 lovely couples and a few drinks and left

Very disappointed but there was not many people there and can't fault them for that I would prob give it one more go b4 I run it down

Date: 4 April 2016

Rating: OK
Visited the club for the first time on Saturday night(13th Feb)not all that busy really, about 7 couples and 8-9 single guys including myself. Plenty of room to mingle and it was warm lol (after reading some other reviews). they could benefit by having a coffee machine put in and have tea available as well. Prices for soft drinks are high (£2) Overall the club was warm and friendly. Would I attend again maybe just to see if it gets busier.

Date: 15 February 2016

Rating: Fun
Been to the office several times and had some great meets both as a single male and with a lady friend. As a couple i would suggest getting there before 10.30 as it only costs a tenner. After that it costs 25 pounds but i consider it cheap as you can bring you own booze and enjoy the night.

Date: 21 January 2016

Rating: Avoid
The place is terrible,

Online it said 10 pounds for couples, I was approached by a dodgy looking man who asked if it was our first time, once we said yes then he asked for 25 pounds, perhaps because we had dressed smart he thought he would rip us off, he showed us around and it was so cold my nose started running, the clientelle looked scruffy and rough, I am talking drug addict strangeways prison rough, the only reason I did not leave after 5 minutes is because I had paid 25 pounds. All together i would say that there were around 16 people including staff and out of that around 8 of them were creepy looking men, i felt uncomfortable as we were been followed from room to room, i felt so uncomfortable that i could not keep my hands in my pockets in case they tried to drag my girlfriend into the dark room. Please if anyone is reading this save yourself some money and time and go somewhere else, the place just has a non sexual dirtiness about it and I am glad they served the drinks in plastic disposable cups as I would not have felt comfortable drinking from glass cups there.

To be honest I am still annoyed that they ripped me off and as i am writing this I have a lump in my throat knowing I paid ANY money to get in and on top of that got cheated out of money, the only reason I cant say it was the worst night of my life is because I once had to spend a night in A+E with a friend after he got stabbed, but trust me this experience comes in the top 3!!

Im sure some of the positive reviews about the place are real but I suspect a lot of them must be fake, the pictures on the site are a give away because if you look at one of the pics you see 2 or 3 people in the main room and I promise you it looked just like that when we attended, the same woman by the bar in the pic was also in the same position by the bar when we attended, I am not sure if she is management or not but she made the place look extra scruffy.

If you decide to go then make sure you wear a few layers because they clearly want to save money on heating at the expense of their customers.

Date: 18 January 2016

Rating: Avoid
After hearing the many mixed reviews of the place we found ourselves very near to this location last night so decided to give it a chance, Wish we had decided to go home instead! On telling the guy at the door we were new to the club he left us to blunder around on our own trying to work out what sort of rooms were there, and he did not stray from the fruit machine he was playing all night (clearly not interested in who he has in) We are not snobby people but the dress code of the (mainly single guys) there really needs to be address, scruffy jeans, tatty jumper and a parka coat zipped to the chin doesnt intise my lady to show off her delicious curves... On needing the loo the GF went to the toilets only to find males looking over the top of the door to watch her pee.... Again time and place guys..

Music very loud banging techno trance making it incrediably difficult to hold a conversation, and the almost very dark lighting means its impossible to see if the people across from you look like fun, there is mood lighting but this was gloom lighting and in every area (except the toilets) The one thing i was interested in experiencing was the cinema room which unfortunatly wasnt on and a film was playing on a 24" flat screen tv which meant watching it impossible unless i stood right in front of it and squinted.... No heating anywere (except the loo) and whilst the dungeon wasnt to bad on entering with the idea to maybe play the instant cold and thick condesation coming from our breaths completly shut off the mood... Im glad we went with two fantastic couples who turned out to be a great company but the only good thing about this place is the £10 entrance fee which in all honesty i would rather pay in petrol travelling elsewhere..

Date: 17 January 2016

Rating: OK
We went to The Office last weekend and there was only one word to describe it ... COLD. The only 'warmer' place was the communal area. All of the rooms were chilly and unheated brrr ... not conducive to removing your clothes for fun and not great to be wearing a coat a sex club! ... really disappointing as the improvements look so good, the atmosphere was pleasant and friendly and it's the most local club. Please guys, turn the heating on next time.

Date: 10 January 2016

Rating: OK
Was not going to review as we'd rather visit for ourselves to decide but the place really was dead only 4 couples inc us and we were all first timers at this venue. 2 couples were complete newbies and may be scared off the whole club scene if they think its all like this. Friendly chap running the place and did manage to have some fun with a couple but to be fair we'd have fun in an empty room...it was lol The few single guys were a bit encroaching with cocks out but shoo'd when I asked. Maybe just a real quiet night so I'd say personally try every club yourself and don't be put off the scene with one bad experience...all clubs are different on different nights... Happy swinging xxx

Date: 1 December 2015

Rating: Fun
We had a fun and flirty Halloween, fancy dress was an added element of fun even the hosts made the effort to come all dresses up, warm welcome, lovely food, fun atmosphere definitely going back again, meet new people who will become good friends and meet a sexy married couple. Don't believe the negative reviews our advice would be go and see for yourself. Busier last night than has been in the past but still need more people to bring this club back to how it used to be.

Date: 1 November 2015

Rating: Fun
The reason it's so quiet is all the negative reviews here, it's putting people off. The people who do go these days just sit at a table and don't talk to anyone, and then moan here that nothing happened ! What do you expect ? You make your own luck. Ladies - dress sexy (or get naked) and talk to other people. Men - show respect and don't follow the ladies around like lost puppies. And everyone be friendly, we are all there for the same reason, to have fun. We've been going to The Office almost since it opened and it was brilliant, and it CAN be again. A club is only as much fun as the people who go there and these reviews are killing it. We need more people up for fun, not more people moaning !

Date: 24 October 2015

Rating: Avoid
noone is game for nothing here, no fun going on, no playing, no nothing. I understand not everybody is after the same thing which everyone in the scene is respectful about but this now would of been my 4th time here to see if there was an improvement and i can honestly say there has been none. Chameleons in newport is the best :) yeahhhhhh!!

Date: 19 October 2015

Rating: OK
I wonder the negative comments I was at this club for the first time last night.

Although it was quiet night which obviously the owner has no control about; as every night is deferent. He was very friendly and showed me around.

I will definitely go back.

Date: 17 October 2015

Rating: OK
love this place , been here twice very nice owners, who were nice enough to show me around,

really great night here

Date: 17 October 2015

Rating: Avoid
We went to the office last night and found it so disappointing, we had a very lukewarm reception, we weren't shown around or made to feel very welcome. (A smile wouldn't go amiss) When we first walked in there were just a few people in there, and we hoped it would improve a bit later, it didn't. We looked around ourselves and it had a good variety of rooms, and looked pretty clean everywhere, but something is obviously going wrong because people aren't bothering with it. There was a particularly rude man who felt it was ok to grope my arse as he walked behind me (we hadn't even talked or been introduced) have some respect man!! when I asked him to stop he denied he had done anything! We would never go back, and it's a shame because it has potential, I don't normally leave negative reviews but felt so strongly about it I had to, that's another one off our list.

Date: 4 October 2015

Rating: Fabulous
We went to the office last friday and must say what a cool place to be. The host were very welcoming and friendly. The rooms were well equipped and clean and the dungeon was wicked. This club will defo be a regular place for us and will be recommending it to everyone. Thanks guy's for a cool night out and will be back very soon. Xxx

Date: 18 September 2015

Rating: Fun
Attended on Sat 22nd and had a good night..shame a few came in late.. Friendly staff and the owners and jon are trying to up the numbers.. Use it or lose it folks. Personally I like dark naughty rooms, sin-emas, a bit seedy makes it more horny. Don't want a Spanish style villa with bright lights. But I appreciate everybodys different. Too many people just using fab only (very clinical) and ignoring the cub feel.. If people started using clubs more, the atmosphere would be better and the numbers would come back.. I go back to the heady days of the clink in Newport. 300 people and the like, great times.. Lets bring em back..

Date: 26 August 2015