 | Attended the club for SWISH. It was fun, pretty lively and generally a good night.
However....
COLD!!! - I think all the other reviews speak for themselves.
Couples playrooms - we were shown into one room (cold again) and it simply had a chaise and a chair in there. No bed, no comfort, no explanation as to why!
Lockers - no padlocks so guests kept their phones with them. These phones were on display and being used throughout the club!
Bar - New staff member so understandably some minor hiccups. Drinks were a little pricey, but not extortionate. Measures were short - a double should be a double; not a single with a bit extra.
There have been some changes in the club... not all for the better. Smaller dungeon, awful clothes hanger area (it would be generous to call it a cloakroom), tiny lockers (with no locks) and of course, the pay bar.
The main concern though, is that paying by card/phone flags up on bank statement as OLD HELLFIRE CLUB. Where is the discretion and anonymity? We will pay cash in future... if we return.
Date: 18 January 2026
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