 | New Year Eve
New Year’s Eve and another year closes,
All heading to Secrets where love juxtaposes,
It’s our annual gathering on New Year’s Eve,
Where we all arrive and forget to leave,
We’ve spun our yarns about where we’re going,
Our kids and family are best not knowing,
The normal friends have a new year bash,
That’d bore you shitless and you’d see no gash,
Get the story sorted so you don’t get rumbled,
A polite fuck off but thanks we’re humbled,
The journey down is going fine,
Although the wife’s already pissed on wine,
Arrive at Hemswood when just gone dark,
Why do so many forget how to park?
A little early but that’s okay,
Let’s go find Chris and the entry pay,
Teresa’s all sorted with the clock still ticking,
Whilst Chris runs round like a headless chicken,
The gypsy camp tends to fill up early,
So the party starts now prematurely,
Best bib and tucker to start the night,
Chat, flirt and mingle most talking shite,
Try the pool or hot tub but best be quick,
Otherwise the floaters will make you sick,
Feeling peckish try a sumptuous nibble,
Tastes like shit but please don’t quibble,
If you need a piss get in the queue,
And hope that bloke didn’t have a poo!
Look to the dance floor at the end of the conga,
That fuckin bar queue’s got longer and longer!
Let’s get to midnight pretty much in tact,
For Big Ben bonging then let’s get whacked,
The madness starts as the new year begins,
As thoughts are switched to carnal sins,
Now slutwear fashion with it all on show,
Most men are hopeful that their cocks will grow,
Playrooms rammed with studs and sluts,
With Watchers wanking over the hairy butts,
Caravan’s rocking with all the dirty fuckers,
If you don’t have one should’ve booked you suckers,
The party rocks throughout the night,
Beer goggles on to improve your sight,
The time thief’s been watch daylight rise,
Find a spunk free bed and win a prize,
First night now done how long will it last,
Up to 10 days later if like the past,
Big thanks to Teresa the best hostess,
And chaotic Chris who’ll clean up the mess
Date: 1 January 2020
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