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*****general/events manager at The VA******

Website: VA2.co.uk

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Vanilla Alternative, Great North Road A1, Bedford (google it!)


FIERCE FEMMES a pink flamingo party!


Special request: If you’re tall, tattooed and a gym bunny….I’ve had requests from my gorgeous ladies they want you :-)

Calling hot guys age 21 to 40 (ish) fit, sexy and skilled! I want you….I have lots of sexy women and couples waiting for you.

Couples and ladies if you like hot, fit and sexy guys this is the one for you.

Friday 5th November 9pm to 2.30 am.



MILF club at at The VA

11 till 3 (winter hours) every Wednesday

Women and couples no need to book

Single men you must book ahead and have received confirmation with the club NOT ME

Visit the VA website for details va2.co.uk/events


Freak on Friday (every Friday unless a hosted event is on)

Couples, Single Women and Single Men (men you book in via text with your membership number to the club NOT ME)

9pm till 2am

Let the fun continue!



K.I.S.S Keep it sexy Saturday

(Every Saturday unless a hosted event is on)

9pm till 2.00am

Couples and single ladies only

VA2.co.uk for details


Tattooedtalent is your new host -

The Big Bi Play Party Friday 29th October BiHexual Halloween special, contact him on FAB for details

Bigger, better and oh so much play!

All tickets for this event are on VA2.co.uk

Single men pre-pay (we advise pre-paid as spaces are very limited you may be turned away)


Pink Flamingo Party’s

Date for next year TBA

Strictly Anonymous! The Gloryhole and Dark Room event

This event is for you if you love the naughtiness of playing in the dark and not knowing who is on the other side of the gloryhole. Pure indulgent pleasure to be found in strangers….


Non club members are welcome to this event



10th December Christmas special


Lots of hot hot hot singles and couples

Single men you MUST book in with Team

players! You will not get in if you don’t.


29th October BiHexual! The Big Bi Play Party Halloween

A little Halloween twist on our monty Bi event.

With your host Tattooedtalent

As always single men this is a Bi event and you will need to speak to the host before booking.

Non club members welcome

VA2.co.uk —————————————————————-

30th October Pure Purgatory - Halloween Party

Purge your sins….Come play with us

Pure unadulterated pleasure awaits you at our spectacular Halloween Ball

Dress coed for this event is black tie and and evening dress or sexy Halloween attire

The VA staff will be always dress to impress for this event do don’t let them down

We will be serving you a welcome drink on arrival from 9 pm and there will be a small buffet available from 10.30 pm



6th November Inferno Bonfire night party

Join us for an inferno party, indoor fireworks and games, buffet and much much more including live fire burlesque and fire eating


Couples and women only


Basic Q&A

Did you know: 90% of the Q’s we are asked you can quickly find the answer on our website...probably quicker than looking up our email and phone, which by the way is under the Contact us section!

Q: What time are you open

A: this is listed on every event, events tab on FB

Q: How much is it

A: this is listed on event itself, events tab on FB

Q: Do I need to book

A: single men yes absolutely we have limited spaces, women and couples no unless it states so on the event.

This is also detailed in your membership email

Q: how does it work with Covid

A: we strictly follow all guidance and law. We are fully compliant with the EHO and council

Q: Can you tell me about the club

A: yes, the front home page and about us tab

Q: how much are your hotel rooms

A: this has its own tab on the front page

Q: are there any pictures

A: yes, front page gallery tab

Q: how do I join/so I have to be a member

A: front page select the relevant tab for you, this is a private members club so yes you do need to be approved.

Q: what should I wear? What is expected

A: front page, etiquette tab

Q: can you tell me how many people will be there and how old are they

A: nope and no, we always have a fabulous mix

There we go easy peasy, no need to wait for us to get back to you...it’s all there at the click of a tab

Much Love xxx


37 years old, Straight

5'8"  173cm
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 21 to 99
Will meet smokers


Can accommodate
Cannot travel


Adult Parties, Swingers Clubs

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*addyBabygirl2020 (40), Couple on 13 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Kim is an absolute star! Meet on our first ever club visit. We we're super nervous but Kim made us feel really welcome and at ease and even introduced us to a lovely couple who we had a great time hanging out with. Thank you so much

*ntrepidationuk (45), Couple on 5 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at the VA Purgatory Halloween Ball. She was extremely helpful in the run up to us going, assuring us our membership would be sorted. Equally as gorgeous in person, hope to see you again someday -x-

*harmedone39 (41), Couple on 1 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this stunning woman at one of her events at VA last month. She made us newbies feel completely at ease and welcome at the club and went out of her way to make the night super special for us. Top chick, you’d be sorry if you missed out on knowing her but all the better for getting the chance to say hi and try out her fabulous events!

*ssexcouple2015 (35), Couple on 10 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Kim, we came back to VA2 for the first time in 2 years (for obvious reasons). The place has always been favourite club; welcoming, warm, sexy, a bar, great hot tub, varied play areas etc. BUT, you’ve raised the bar yet again…a fabulous refurbishment - great work to you and team. Really pleased to be back and hopefully next time it won’t be so long!

*nything4diamonds (38), Woman on 9 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Went to Pink Flamingoes party at V&A on Friday night. Loads of men for me to play with so had some real fun in the pool, darkroom, and most places, thanks to everyone for the hedonistic night - Ana xxx

*oexist_Kink (34), Couple on 7 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Pink Flamingo is the best host! Love having a catch up and was great to see her after nearly 2 years away from VAs! Love her events and the vibe she brings to the club! We will be back asap xx

*pswich couples (39), Couple on 4 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
This is the place to be!! Best club ever without a doubt..! Sexy People don't waste time going anywhere else..! Pink you rock..!! Thanks for a great night..we should have visited you earlier..!! See you guys SOoooN ×××

*ikkiLeather (38), TV/TS on 2 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
a truly genuine wonderful person. made me feel so welcome. Thank you xx

*hloe Tully (51), TV/TS on 8 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
What a sweet, beautiful and caring lady. Always kind and friendly . When you go to the bar and your welcomed with such a beautiful smile it makes the world a sweeter place. She is pure honey with a dash of glitter and a sprinkle of loveliness. Xxx Chloe xxx

*lentyinthetanksir (33), Man on 4 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
Hostess with the mostess! Just wish I could catch her on the right side of the bar sometime! Always welcoming and friendly, drop dead gorgeous, and in my opinion, runs the finest club in the country, VANILLA ALTERNATIVE xx

*oupleSeekingFun (44), Couple on 3 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can we say? Had a fantastic night at one of her parties at the VA. It was our first time there and they were celebrating 9 years! its such a friendly and fun club and we were shown around with such a hospitable welcoming. Beautiful genuine lovely ladies at the bar too. (Flamingo) well she looks absolutely stunning and greets you with a lovely big smile and ensures everyone has a fabulous time with lots of hot acts on that night. We will Definitely going back! Xx

*havenbabe01 (52), Couple on 1 March 2020 by Meeting in person:
what can we say? well such a hospitable welcoming genuine lovely lady always looks stunning and greets you with a lovely big smile she works tirelessly to ensure everyone has a fabulous time and we feel honoured to have to got to know her thanks hun

*ayand (46), Couple on 16 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Love this girl amazing parties amazing host and her events just get better and better do not miss the next one xxxxxxH&Axxxx

*kindofmidnight (41), Couple on 16 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
What can be said about this amazing woman, she is beautiful and has a heart of gold, she holds an amazing party and really cares about her guests. We first met her at fof last year and she was just amazing nothing was too much trouble. She really blew us away with the lengths she went to making Stu’s 40th an amazing night and the birthday present was unbelievable. We then attended her Valentines bash and what a night that was we can’t praise this lady enough she is awesome. Thank you and luv you Stu and PJ xx

*euxnoire (33), Couple on 16 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous woman once again at vanilla alternative but this time for her own event. She’s always welcoming, makes us feel at ease every time. I think we’ve found our new local

*ngel and Mason (47), Couple on 16 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
We had the great pleasure of meeting this gorgeous and incredibly sexy lady when we attended both of her Valentines weekend party nights at Vanilla Alternative. Dressed to impress, showing off her fabulous figure, there isn’t a more welcoming, friendly lady and host that we could have wanted to be greeted by on our arrival. Thanks for two brilliant and very well organised nights. We look forward to seeing you again in the future - Angel and Mason xx

*ctr24 (28), Couple on 15 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Another great night hosted by pink flamingo, never a let down and always a pleasure. So welcoming every time and great to have a laugh with. :-)

*oxyKandD (32), Couple on 15 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Had a fantastic time at the Fuck me Valentine event hosted by this beauty. Had such a great vibe, laughs, and games that kept everyone involved and tipsy. Thanks for having us!

*litterbabe (51), Woman on 6 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
I have known this fun lady for a little while now, she has such a bubbly personality and is absolutely gorgeous. Whenever I see her she always has a smile on her face and a great attitude.

*exyhappy2 (39), Couple on 1 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
What an absolute stunner. So lovely to meet you and thanks for being so lovely xx

*lysses J (46), Man on 1 February 2020 by Meeting in person:
Beautiful PF! So welcoming, fun. down to earth and just lush! So lovely to meet you xx

*hic Events (37), Woman on 25 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
Amazing person and stunning lady! She is such a huge part of the clock works for Chic Events running smoothly! Such a sexy woman and I look forward to future things to come with her ;) Mrs Deviants

*acky Racers (50), Couple on 11 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met Kim at VA last night. She puts so much effort into ensuring that people have a good night. Fantastic host and a real credit to VA. She looks gorgeous too! Thanks again xx

*achel Smyth (56), TV/TS on 11 January 2020 by Meeting in person:
Always amazed by this lady who does a terrific job in looking after us at VA ... and she is sooooooooo god dammed sexy with it too - a girl could only wish xx Thank you xxxx

*aidbackfunster (40), Man on 13 December 2019 by Meeting in person:
A very attractive lady good personality, and excellent hostess at VA. Apart from her nearly chucking me out for using my phone, her lovely smile made me put it away lol Excellent music play list, if your new to the scene or the VA club this lady will make you feel at home. X her fella is lucky man and customers to the club will be mesmerised by her excellent people skills.

*atie_Q (46), TV/TS on 25 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
I went to Jolly Mix trans/admirer event held at the VA, lovely host, great atmosphere and venue, lots of fun had, highly recommended x

*rgreyhimself28 (31), Man on 14 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
I met this beautiful woman a good while back and ever since then we het it off every time. Great company x

*eeJay1230 (47), TV/TS on 9 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Have met this absolute angel a number of times at the VA. She is just so lovely, and not just because she brings me wine hahaha.Sassy girl who knows what it takes to host the best parties in the country making sure everyone feels included and happy. See you soon hun, stay classy as always xx

*heekyessex. (34), Man on 9 November 2019 by Meeting in person:
Well well well! It's pretty hard to describe this woman without sounding like a knob! She's awesome, crazily hot and her and her incredible hubby are so humble, normal and I'm glad to class them as great friends. Four meets down, and hopefully many more to come! x


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