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"Based on experience?
Nurses, teachers, coppers, accountants.
Based on my gut?
Librarians, paramedics and traffic wardens.
There might be some truth in that - I'm an ex-ambulance technician  "
Haha. Almost got a shag in one.  |
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In my early 20s ,I see the nurse at local doctors surgery ,promise you this true,I had three very small warts on my ridge of bellend ,once a week for 6 weeks I had to see her,she would rub Vaseline around the outside of the wart then dab on this lotion ,first time I got instant hard on,I said I was sorry about that ,she being lot older said ,don’t worry love if I was younger I would be up on table with you ,bless her I so wish I said something but at time probably blushed lol ,not that she would with my ugly warts lol |
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Pharmacist definitely!! My local pharmacist was a right miserable cow but she had the best set of legs I had seen in years and she was probably about late 40’s and lived alone and I once delivered a pizza to her house (didn’t know who it was until she opened the door). And I just have this sneaking suspicion that she will have been unbelievably dirty!! Sadly didn’t get to find out but maybe that’s better that way?? lol |
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By *lecom1Couple 2 weeks ago
Stornoway |
"Secretary's
Is there much truth that secretaries have affairs. Generally with who ?"
My first wife was a secretary in the true sense of the word. Did shorthand and a real typewriter.
Had a full on affair with her boss much to my delight |
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"Pharmacist definitely!! My local pharmacist was a right miserable cow but she had the best set of legs I had seen in years and she was probably about late 40’s and lived alone and I once delivered a pizza to her house (didn’t know who it was until she opened the door). And I just have this sneaking suspicion that she will have been unbelievably dirty!! Sadly didn’t get to find out but maybe that’s better that way?? lol "
Tell you all what I’m noticing too about all these forums on here. It’s all guys who post comments about stuff. So that begs the question is it just us lot that think women are all secretly dirty as when actually they aren’t really but because we are men we want them to be dirty? (Of course there’s always the exceptions to the rule as I’m quickly finding out lol) ?? |
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An undertaker.
I was at a funeral around a year ago. One of the female undertakers was wearing Cuban RHT's, heels a white satin blouse, black skirt and beautiful makeup.
At the time, I was thinking if I was going to pop my clogs. I would want to be buried by her. |
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Maids, cleaners, pizza delivery, photocopier repair guy, neighbours mrs, neighbours grown up daughter , and her friend…. Some of these aren’t professions… but Ive watched hundreds of ‘documentaries’ and they’re all filthy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
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Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it. |
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By *ark73XXXMan 2 weeks ago
North Staffs/South Cheshire |
"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it."
I do worry about it though |
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By *red333Man 2 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.
I do worry about it though "
You're in the rong plaice then its so common hear |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.
I do worry about it though "
You missed a full stop off at the end of your sentence. |
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By (user no longer on site) 2 weeks ago
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"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.
I do worry about it though You're in the rong plaice then its so common hear "
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By *ark73XXXMan 2 weeks ago
North Staffs/South Cheshire |
"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
Yeah it's not an English exam. I wouldn't worry about it.
I do worry about it though
You missed a full stop off at the end of your sentence. "
Touché |
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"Sex workers
Astoundingly poor use of the plural and apostrophe on this thread - the plural of secretary is “secretaries” not “secretary’s”.
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Prof. Higgins.
Sir you are on the wrong website.
Also, you may consider joining a dating website, so that you then have more exciting things to worry about rather than boring stuff that may be of great interest to single male.
If it was sarcasm that you intended (which I personally believe), fab members are less complicated, at least as far as language is concerned. |
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Being current srrving military myself, ive always found out of the services army girls to be the dirtiest and sluttiest. And before anyone says not every single female in the forces will drop their knickers on request they usually have higher standards than any military guy. But if you are lucky enough then youre in for an amazing time |
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