Male looking for couples or a single lady

Man in Solihull And Brentwood, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

FAB seems like Universe 25?

In the past I put a profile together, that advertised what I would like, and what I was offering.

So, after well over a year, with zero interest. Here's my updated profile.

What I think most see on the outside is a shy, awkward yet down to earth, polite hardworking individual.....but obviously doesn't fit in (here) and has no intention of.

The inside is a whole maelstrom of debauchery. That is content to lay hidden. But knows age is it's nemesis.

I'm Looking for

A probably slightly insane, blind, lady or wife/partner, whose Labrador, doesn't have a keen sense of smell.

Just in case: I was talking round spherical orbs.....Lab's are not the only blind dogs in the universe. Jus sayin.

A lady that likes to have fun. Enjoys wearing lingerie, especially stockings and isn't on here primarily for sex. (But it would help lol.)

Also helps if she can spot an idiot masquerading as a gent from 50 yards and enjoys giving as well as taking, winding up said 'idiot.'

Chris

60 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 30 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism